I don’t get it. As a kid all I ever wanted was an older woman to play with my wee wee. I would play with my foreskin watching Katey Sagal tv shows, make up fantasies about my teachers inspecting me, even write poetry about how my aunties soft enormous jugs would look in a tight white bra. These whores have no problem popping an ecstasy pill and being passed around by the G-Unit at Coachella, but it’s life altering when an older man (A DOCTOR! Of all things) gives them a little tickle? Good lord, I’ll never understand women. Reverse to 1999, squeeze my milfy aunt into a nurses outfit and let her yank my foreskin for five minutes.. I bet I wouldn’t be an antisocial drunkard posting in the O&A sub in present day.
I'm sure those underage female gymnasts were fantasizing about the creepy doctor for their gymnastics team drugging and assaulting them like you were fantasizing about what would have been a consensual sexual encounter with a member of your extended family. Perfect comparison you came up with there. You seem to be really in touch with reality.
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1 867-5309- 2018-01-25
He's more likeable than Opie Roberts.
1 MouseCunt 2018-01-25
Larry Nassar is the man.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-25
All-Time Frickle Frackle Champion!
1 timallenonacid 2018-01-25
I don’t get it. As a kid all I ever wanted was an older woman to play with my wee wee. I would play with my foreskin watching Katey Sagal tv shows, make up fantasies about my teachers inspecting me, even write poetry about how my aunties soft enormous jugs would look in a tight white bra. These whores have no problem popping an ecstasy pill and being passed around by the G-Unit at Coachella, but it’s life altering when an older man (A DOCTOR! Of all things) gives them a little tickle? Good lord, I’ll never understand women. Reverse to 1999, squeeze my milfy aunt into a nurses outfit and let her yank my foreskin for five minutes.. I bet I wouldn’t be an antisocial drunkard posting in the O&A sub in present day.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-01-25
I'm sure those underage female gymnasts were fantasizing about the creepy doctor for their gymnastics team drugging and assaulting them like you were fantasizing about what would have been a consensual sexual encounter with a member of your extended family. Perfect comparison you came up with there. You seem to be really in touch with reality.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-25
at least Larry Nassar is not a fag
1 6jesus6christ6 2018-01-25
and less of a paedophile
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-01-25
are you sure of that?
Did he ever made a statement regarding this topic in front of a judge?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-25
He's a great example of why Joe Cumia only has dinner with his own children so no one can accuse him of anything.
Not a pedophile.
1 Spokker 2018-01-25
Nassar's judge had more respect for him.
1 LiterallyCaligula 2018-01-25
Never guzzled juvenile saliva either.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-25
damn that guy got so much hot box
1 Uboat1940 2018-01-25
Was McKayla Maroney involved in all this?
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-25
Yes. She got diddled systematically.
1 jofreal 2018-01-25
That judge was a grandstanding twat.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2018-01-25
Who? Oh you mean Intern David with a haircut and a real job? Yeah he's cool.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-25
When Colin sees Intern David the first time: “Oh god!!”
1 zackb1991 2018-01-25
He's more romantic too.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-25
When Colin sees Intern David the first time: “Oh god!!”