if any of Anthony Cumia's generalizations about black people are true, it's that they're the master race of public transportation

Salutations.

And you're allowed to sit down?

Never happen in my country.

If there was supposed to be something funny about this then I've definitely forgotten to laugh.

What no hooptie?

what? you don't have a family member who drives a '03 Suburban with $4,000 rims?

10-1 that's the baby's grandma.

Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry meeeeeee home.

Which is hopefully nowhere near mine.