Haven’t posted in probably 3 or 4 months. Thought of you guys when I opened a junk e-mail:

23  2018-01-24 by F_H_Rileys_MaitreD

29 comments

1  idamnedit 2018-01-24

I was thinking of getting one of those for my mom. Does that mean I need to throw myself through the front window of my car, or will any random child work?

1  Rainbowuser13 2018-01-24

Any random child is fine.

1  Bams_seed 2018-01-24

Costco is for white people

1  Dennyislife 2018-01-24

Cook darker Sam Roberts his chicken based meal or show us your cunt and asshole. That's all you are worth.

Costo 4 lyf

1  Bams_seed 2018-01-24

My son is way cuter than sam

1  ChippusMaximus 2018-01-24

Cause he's slightly less black.

1  CasinoIndian 2018-01-24

No shit?

1  Bams_seed 2018-01-24

What are you gonna do at the end of the month when you have a whole heap of napkins but no money

1  Onaincels 2018-01-24

You saying you cant make rent because of $12 of napkin money? Sounds like a black person thing.

1  GodDamnBaconAndEggs 2018-01-24

That's the joke

1  cbanks420lol 2018-01-24

She's a niggress.

1  Bobby_Newpooort 2018-01-24

You screwed it up, Ona. Ya fat pig

1  enzo_trash 2018-01-24

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry?

1  GiygasFetus 2018-01-24

So is exchanging currency for goods and services.

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-01-24

Listen thats not fair, a lot of asians will happily work for currency and then use that to purchase things they requiren, and they also keep themselves to themselves.

1  GiygasFetus 2018-01-24

Therefore, chinks are white.

1  MoeGreenVegas 2018-01-24

Ever been in one? It's the Ching Chong and Patel show.

1  The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-24

No, I've seen blacks there before. But they robbed someone in the parking lot and took off

1  ChippusMaximus 2018-01-24

Is it true that if you try buying stuff at Cosco without a membership they make you put everything back?

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-24

I missed u so much

1  TheDarkFezRises 2018-01-24

Are those men flying through a windshield?

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-01-24

Also, just have to say: I’m amazed that this is what his nose looked like BEFORE getting into a high speed chase/accident. That is the worst broken nose I’ve ever seen. Were I plastic surgeon, I’d work on him for free if I could use his before picture. No way any botching could make it worse:

http://www.trentonian.com/general-news/20160427/hamilton-man-accused-of-holding-screwdriver-to-ex-girlfriends-neck

1  aRTie02150 2018-01-24

There was no high speed chase. Let's not make this guy look like he did something kind of cool. He ran from Cops who were not even pursuing him and crashed.

1  ChippusMaximus 2018-01-24

https://imgur.com/a/njlbJ

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-24

I remember you.

This saddens me.

1  chickenfan1 2018-01-24

go back to not posting faggot

1  armbarandgrill 2018-01-24

Does it include a discount on a small coffin?

1  AiCPearlJam 2018-01-24

Never once have I watched a television or played a video game and thought, man, I really want a soundbar right now....

Even surround sound is a scam. The television's regular built speakers have always been enough for me, even when I had shitty tube TVs. But whadda'h I know, I just eat three squares and day, go to work, and mind my own business.

1  ChippusMaximus 2018-01-24

What you don't like hearing 5.1 different channels in 5.1 different areas of your room?