So Patrice becomes a pro football player and suddenly he's too big for the show.

126  2018-01-24 by CuckECheese

33 comments

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-24

That's not Patrice Lumbamba. Patrice past over 6 years ago.

He was 14.

1  AfricanRapeGuy 2018-01-24

past

What is he a fawkin ghost visiting Scrooge or sumthin? DVV DVV

1  d4n4n 2018-01-24

Didn't know Bobby Kelly posted here.

1  CuckECheese 2018-01-24

Now you know what dude posts here.

1  SickleSellout 2018-01-24

Only Jim Norton, Stephen Hawking and Bill Gates know how to spell passed so it could actually be anyone.

1  McGobs 2018-01-24

Ya.

1  Joe_Cumia 2018-01-24

Passed vs. past, it's a tough one man...

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-24

HOLD MY HAND MAN!

1  Dennyislife 2018-01-24

She

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-24

Wore

1  FrostUncle 2018-01-24

Blue

1  SickleSellout 2018-01-24

Humongous.

1  Jaeromaru 2018-01-24

This!

1  yourunconscious 2018-01-24

:(

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-01-24

Ohhh they all look alike anyway

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-24

DJ Fluke is Patrice's illegitimate child.

1  DigShin 2018-01-24

that looks like how patrice described his father

1  DigitalTorque 2018-01-24

"They're gunna get a trick, and we're gunna get a treat!!!"

1  Yaseetheo 2018-01-24

Didn't that cunt Von say the documentary wasn't going to happen because they didn't have enough to hire him to play Patrice? Grave digging whore.

1  RBuddCumia 2018-01-24

Patrice lives!

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-24

You could probably find 300 defensive linemen that look as much or more like Patrice than that lol

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-01-24

Feel free to find them.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-01-24

I only wish this guy wore number 14.

1  _snoop_ 2018-01-24

Thats Blindside you goose

1  MiniChipper 2018-01-24

That's Chris Doleman, dummy

1  NortheastPhilly 2018-01-24

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/b0/7c/f6b07cd121dad8d1ea90f5f2126878c2.jpg

Opie could never be on the same field as him. Lotta problems on that field

1  TossyMcSalad 2018-01-24

I originally thought Patrice was a sushi chef now

1  MoeGreenVegas 2018-01-24

The Purple Suit People Eater

1  BuffaloForeskin 2018-01-24

Nigga?!?

1  Peckas1 2018-01-24

::Cue Anthony laugh::

1  The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-24

56 was mys slave name.

1  ACGreenRapeFantasy 2018-01-24

His defensive coordinator takes the shape of whatever container you pour him in

1  armbarandgrill 2018-01-24

ME: Patrice and I used to play catch all night. sniff

1  Peckahnator 2018-01-24

THEY ARR ROOK SAME

1  McGobs 2018-01-24

Ya.

1  Joe_Cumia 2018-01-24

Passed vs. past, it's a tough one man...