Anthony is a legend

10  2018-01-24 by Phantas_Magorical

Anthony Jeselnick that is. He fucked that pig Schumer while she was still attractive and then dumped her. In time it showed he wrote all of her jokes. A real ass dude.

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She was never attractive, Jeselnick is a queer and Amy was his beard.

I know the veil of hate makes it hard to see but she was hot before she got big.

She was average at best. People only thought she was hot because she was on O&A pretending to be one of the guys.

I still think she looks pretty hot in a couple old pictures. I'm a desperate loser though. But who isn't, right gang?

She looked good if she was a farmgirl from the midwest. Lots of people would have fucked her, same as Sarah Silverman. But then they open their mouths...

Silverman is one of those girls who is more attractive with clothes on

They both look good at 5000 degrees.

Would've been Real Ass Dude of the Week but Luis already awarded it to some dude that raped his 12 year old step daughter and killed 3 family members to cover it up

He's really unfunny and I remember the live reads for "The Jeselneck Offensive"

I saw him open for Chris Rock a couple of weeks back.

Has a bit of a Dice vibe to him and pretty much every joke is misdirection so after a while you can kind of get a feel for what the punchlines are gonna be but compared to most stand up nowadays I thought he was pretty good.

I laughed at the first joke I heard him tell, now I hate the sound of his voice. Every joke is same its all being evil for shock value.

Man shall not lie down with beast!

Word is that, "he's a faaaag." Someone slipped it out on a podcast I heard.

Luckiest man alive.

Silverman is one of those girls who is more attractive with clothes on