Does anyone know which comedians call people Civilians?

1  2018-01-24 by [deleted]

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The ones who are pompous pricks with a vastly inflated sense of their importance in the world.

So all of them?

Funny, because I remember hearing Opie use "civilian" more than anyone, I swear to god.

I heard there's a table of them located somewhere. Unfortunately, they moved the table, so many of them were spooked off never to be seen again.

Shaffir

even worse, "norm-core"

Brother Joe has more of a right to call people civilians and he was a potato peeler at Fort Hamilton for 3 months before being booted out for violating the old "don't ask, don't tell" policy. The only things that has been dishonestly discharged faster than Bro Joe are Princess Allen's loads on Jimmy's back.

Dishonestly discharged?

Big Jay has used the term on more than one occasion.

Rich Vos has used it a bunch. I'm sure Norton does it all the time when he is explaining his "craft".When Norton debated that stupid faggot lawyer, he was like "we both speak for a living". It was so cringeworthy.

Metzger started that shit back when he would sit on Facebook and rant like someone's aunt after an entire bottle of wine.

Dude, fuck that guy, comedians are the only ones that know what funny is, and we just don't get it, you know, the people buying the tickets.

They used it unironically between 2015-2016, then it became kinda funny to use it ironically for a few weeks because it was just too cringe, and now they don't even want the world to know that this shit has ever been a thing.

It's the most insulting thing a comedian can ever say.

Patrice used to call them "squares"

Lol

To be fair, Patrice's shape was like the opposite of a square

Yeah. It was like a circle.

Big jay, Vos, Pete Holmes,Mike Birbiglia and Wayne Federman off the top of my head (I don't think I have heard Jimmy use it but I wouldn't put it past him). it makes me cringe more than anything. even Joe Rogan isn't pompous enough to use that term, it takes a special kind of hack to do so.

i think i first heard it from Jay Mohr

Bob "Narwhal" Kelly

So all of them?

Dishonestly discharged?

Funny, because I remember hearing Opie use "civilian" more than anyone, I swear to god.

I heard there's a table of them located somewhere. Unfortunately, they moved the table, so many of them were spooked off never to be seen again.

To be fair, Patrice's shape was like the opposite of a square