go fishing on a beach while writing passive aggressive bullshit in the sand and posting it to twitter. all while my wife gets anally plowed by a washed up skateboarder that wipes his shitty dick all over my white couch.
oh, and my two special needs children are being raised by a Dominican immigrant that makes around 80k a year under the table.
Buy a farm out mid west and shoot prairie dogs all day with a .222 and because hate neighbors where at now i would rent out house only to nigger families
You know what I would do if I had ten million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
All this comic talk, I posit it to you, Mike Judge is the greatest comedic genius of all time. Beavis and Butthead, KOTH, Office Space, Idiocracy, prophetic work. Don't wanna see it on account of my disgust for its actors, but I hear Silicon Valley is pretty good too.
He even has a similar appearance to him.lol. Albeit, Stewart was an actual decent guy with a big heart. And I bet you anything Opie's psychotic mom was in fact, a carbon copy of Stewart's supportive/ wacky upper middle class mom.
First thing I'd do is hire an assistant to do all my chores and grunt work. Just the process of doing laundry, booking flights, hotels, restaurants is precious time taken away from thinking how I'm going to spend all that money.
Probably get a 7 million dollar condo with 120k a month fees/taxes attached to it then spend all my time live streaming on Facebook to 14 people from an IHOP.
Yea, I was born here. But immigrated to NYC when I was 5. I used to come during the summers when my parents eventually started doing well, when I was in HS, which was awesome. But unfortunately, I'm a stranger in my own homeland now.
Brahahaha, you're pretty funny Bam's seed. Careful with the Haitian though, your post alarmed me yesterday. The last thing you need is another crazed Islander attacking you with an edged weapon once you spurn their advances. When are you crazy broads gonna learn??!!!!
yeah this is my 2nd haitian the first one there were a lot of red flags that he was going to be abusive and of course I was always "overreacting" because i'm so trauamatized.
this one is an nfl player though so he knows there will be consequences like getting suspended for a game if he hits me
It's still very fucked up there though from what I understand. There's an actual dictator there and people have to walk on eggshells for real. Settling in Eastern Europe is a better compromise methinks.
You don't know who Joyomi is? He's my sweet little man. I'm a father figure of sorts to him. He's 23, his name's Travis, he's a virgin, he owns a pug, he likes 80s horror movies, action figures and stapling pictures of his mother's face over the faces of women he then rapes and murders. He also works as a dog groomer and formerly hosted the universally beloved youtube series "Blowing Hot Takes In Your Hair" where he released his autistic frustrations on the world. The fame got to him and he dropped the Joyomi name and refuses to blow any more Hot Takes.
I go to 4 pediatric wards in need of new medical machines and get each one the most needed replacement. That would be 2 milly or so. Then give family about 4 milly. With the remaining 4 mil, I'd start a radio station, hire Opie then promptly fire him, burp and hire Scott shannon and scorch for mornings.
start an O&A museum and buy up all the bbboys merchandise i could to put in it. i'd also buy the rights to their comedy central pilot "search and destroy" so we could finally see it!
I would hire Opie, Anthony and Jim to play a private party at my place but I wouldn't tell them the others would be there. Then I'd film it and post the video here. And we'd all laugh and laugh and laugh.
59 comments
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-24
I'd pay to have you killed.
Undecided on what to do with the remaining $9,999,975 but I'll get back to you.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Hey,my life is worth more than $25!!!!!!!!!!!! Give me that much at least you bastard.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-24
Apparently Spain is in imminent danger of a major terrorist attack within the next 48 hrs.
Why don't you do some sightseeing buddy?
:)
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Is it really? I'm way out in the coastal sticks, so doubt I'll run into some kebab chamisos.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-24
How big are you flacid and the same question for fully erect?
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
I never measure. Are you flirting with me you fabulous cutie pie?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-24
Bollocks. How big or small is it? You must have some idea.
Tell me.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
You disgust me. But I dunno man, I never measured. Avg. I'd say for Southern European dudes, I guess.
1 Peckahnator 2018-01-24
Give it to the mods so they will hopefully shut down this harassment site.
1 DigitalTorque 2018-01-24
go fishing on a beach while writing passive aggressive bullshit in the sand and posting it to twitter. all while my wife gets anally plowed by a washed up skateboarder that wipes his shitty dick all over my white couch.
oh, and my two special needs children are being raised by a Dominican immigrant that makes around 80k a year under the table.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Puhriod.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-01-24
Buy a farm out mid west and shoot prairie dogs all day with a .222 and because hate neighbors where at now i would rent out house only to nigger families
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
lmao, the second part of your answer made me chuckle. Well done, Pogo, you sick fuck.
1 eastriverdriveII 2018-01-24
You know what I would do if I had ten million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
That was the inspiration for this post. Watching it now, gets better/truer with each view.
1 avpersonapd 2018-01-24
Truly one of the best movies ever. I can't think about federal prison without thinking of it as federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
All this comic talk, I posit it to you, Mike Judge is the greatest comedic genius of all time. Beavis and Butthead, KOTH, Office Space, Idiocracy, prophetic work. Don't wanna see it on account of my disgust for its actors, but I hear Silicon Valley is pretty good too.
1 eastriverdriveII 2018-01-24
dude, Opie is Stewart. W-I-N-G-E-R
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
He even has a similar appearance to him.lol. Albeit, Stewart was an actual decent guy with a big heart. And I bet you anything Opie's psychotic mom was in fact, a carbon copy of Stewart's supportive/ wacky upper middle class mom.
1 eastriverdriveII 2018-01-24
I love Stewart. oh, no!
1 eastriverdriveII 2018-01-24
hey, do you want to head over to Chotchky's for some pizza shooters or maybe some extreme fajitas?
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-01-24
First thing I'd do is hire an assistant to do all my chores and grunt work. Just the process of doing laundry, booking flights, hotels, restaurants is precious time taken away from thinking how I'm going to spend all that money.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
You'd hire Keith? Freak.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-01-24
He'd be good at sorting my laundry, that's for sure.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Tss tss yea, cuz he likes to have Hasidic sex or sumptin' DVdvVDVvdvv
1 LemonJuiceCake 2018-01-24
Probably get a 7 million dollar condo with 120k a month fees/taxes attached to it then spend all my time live streaming on Facebook to 14 people from an IHOP.
1 Broozie123 2018-01-24
Totally unrelated, but are you from Spain originally?
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Yea, I was born here. But immigrated to NYC when I was 5. I used to come during the summers when my parents eventually started doing well, when I was in HS, which was awesome. But unfortunately, I'm a stranger in my own homeland now.
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-24
I spent my teenage years in spain going to botellones and stopping by the clinic for a free morning after pill. Good times
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Brahahaha, you're pretty funny Bam's seed. Careful with the Haitian though, your post alarmed me yesterday. The last thing you need is another crazed Islander attacking you with an edged weapon once you spurn their advances. When are you crazy broads gonna learn??!!!!
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-24
yeah this is my 2nd haitian the first one there were a lot of red flags that he was going to be abusive and of course I was always "overreacting" because i'm so trauamatized.
this one is an nfl player though so he knows there will be consequences like getting suspended for a game if he hits me
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Oh ok. Be careful dudette.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-01-24
Is it Rogers-Cromartie? The guy with like 14 kids from 12 different women or something?
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-24
Lol no
1 bhp6 2018-01-24
Why'd you move, not enough blacks?
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-24
Pretty much
1 sexylarrytate 2018-01-24
I would go live in Russia. That place is now more traditionally American than America these days.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
It's still very fucked up there though from what I understand. There's an actual dictator there and people have to walk on eggshells for real. Settling in Eastern Europe is a better compromise methinks.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-01-24
I'd donate it all to The Joyomi Foundation.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
What is this Joyomi Foundation? I thought it was the name of a Japanese pornstar some weaboos were obsessed with here.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-01-24
You don't know who Joyomi is? He's my sweet little man. I'm a father figure of sorts to him. He's 23, his name's Travis, he's a virgin, he owns a pug, he likes 80s horror movies, action figures and stapling pictures of his mother's face over the faces of women he then rapes and murders. He also works as a dog groomer and formerly hosted the universally beloved youtube series "Blowing Hot Takes In Your Hair" where he released his autistic frustrations on the world. The fame got to him and he dropped the Joyomi name and refuses to blow any more Hot Takes.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
BRAHAHAHAHA, I must check this out. Thanks Ghost.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-24
Can you renovate his room while you're at it? And spray for bedbugs?
1 plane2nowhere 2018-01-24
I go to 4 pediatric wards in need of new medical machines and get each one the most needed replacement. That would be 2 milly or so. Then give family about 4 milly. With the remaining 4 mil, I'd start a radio station, hire Opie then promptly fire him, burp and hire Scott shannon and scorch for mornings.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
You're equal parts saint and degenerate. Bless you twisted heart.
1 plane2nowhere 2018-01-24
It's all about having a strong equalibrum.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Sure is, buddy.
1 pastorpotluck 2018-01-24
I'd pay for Bobo's sister to see the rest of the world but earmark 8.99 a month for a Compound subscription.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
Would you at least request sexual favors in return.
1 pastorpotluck 2018-01-24
No. I just want her to be happy.
1 Griz-x 2018-01-24
I would use the money to coerce lynsi into leaving Opie and moving in with me.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
You think 10 million would be enough to sway her?
1 PatBattle1 2018-01-24
start an O&A museum and buy up all the bbboys merchandise i could to put in it. i'd also buy the rights to their comedy central pilot "search and destroy" so we could finally see it!
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-24
Buy a Compound of my own, with a tall, tall fence.
But a real one, not a McMansion with bad hollow pillars and cream-colored everything.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-24
I could create some pretty snazzy animation.
1 Phkna1 2018-01-24
I would pay $5000 to shut down this sub.
1 killakamkam 2018-01-24
buy a mcmansion and isolate myself from society
1 PHDinSounding 2018-01-24
Id pay 6k to have this sub shutbdown
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-01-24
I would hire Opie, Anthony and Jim to play a private party at my place but I wouldn't tell them the others would be there. Then I'd film it and post the video here. And we'd all laugh and laugh and laugh.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
What is this Joyomi Foundation? I thought it was the name of a Japanese pornstar some weaboos were obsessed with here.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-24
I never measure. Are you flirting with me you fabulous cutie pie?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-24
Can you renovate his room while you're at it? And spray for bedbugs?