That whole baby poop thing was so strange. Out of nowhere he came up with that idea and went through with it like some lame ass office manager sitting on a dunk tank at a company picnic.
Yep, it was basically his "get out from under the bus free" card for the next 10 years. I don't know if I can think of another single time he was in the barrel in any kind of real way. Perhaps during the famous "Opie in a wheelchair" hi-larity but that was mild compared to the stuff every other single person shared/did/caught shit for.
Well after the fact, Anthony did give Opie shit for his fawning over Mustard's first appearance, and separately mocked Opie's attempt to bankroll his career. There was another comic there at the time, not sure who though.
It’s because you’re stupid, Opie. A literal minded dunce. Incapable of creative expression, so he fancies himself as a plain spoken man who tells it like it is. But it’s just a cover of course. If he could sing, dance, act, paint, talk, joke or express himself in any artistic way, he’d find ways to try to be funny other than saying odd shit, stomping on cakes or hanging up on callers.
He knows he's a moron - that's why he's so defensive about it, and it's why he's such a miserable, angry cunt. He spent twenty years with some of the quickest minds in comedy, and all he could do was sit there like a lump while everyone else was being funny. Opie has always been the dumbest guy in the room, and he's painfully aware of it.
It's just typical dumbshit Gregg. He addresses something by talking about a part of it nobody meant in their reference. I guess he thinks he's fooling the fawkin haters to be able to say "See, I talked about if Chip was me. I'm not hiding from the question" when he's clearly hiding from the question.
Exactly. It's kind of like when he pseudo-half-confusedly addressed his "greggshells" nickname, saying something to the effect of "I guess that means people are afraid of me or something".
While that statement isn't entirely incorrect, his greggshells nickname is obviously much more about the why people are afraid of walking on them; because he's a thin-skinned, pouty cunt. But he tries to flip it to make himself seem badass.
Although that's probably giving him too much credit; his retarded brain is just incapable of accepting blame or fault.
The other trick he uses is he starts off hostile and exasperated, as a discussion avoidance mechanism. He's trying to create the illusion that he's already given a thorough, detailed comment/answer five times over, and us Johnny-come-latelys are just catching the tail-end of things, and/or simply can't keep up.
He's a fucking moron. That's not an insult, it's a statement of fact. It's the thing that really chaffs my hide about him. He can't read, he doesn't know basic vocabulary.
I cringed reading that and now I am wondering how the show ever overcame his shitty contributions. It is a testament to how funny Ant and Jim are together.
Taking calls is what makes callers feel like they are also part of the bit
That's why Ron always put the audience first, him bashing fezzy was a nod to the audiences frustrations and made him look omni present in that r&f universe
Broadcast classes should study Ron and fez, it's the best kept secret in radio
The callers took away from moments and almost never added to them, whether it's because R&F had funnier/smarter callers or Tits just had a retards timing but it worked for Rons format. Whereas O&A was a show where comics bullshitted with the occasional disruptions by people like SNOWAY from Michigan.
The faggot is using the wording like when a candidate gives up and concedes the race but he doesn't knows what concede means. I hope he gets pancreatic cancer.
I am still trying to understand the full extent of how profoundly retarded that statement was.
Not only did just Opie admit to watching the Chip podcast (which he claimed he didn't even know about) but he also revealed that he doesn't understand what the Chip bit is about at all. He thinks it's about a guy who dresses in costumes. Let that sink in and marvel at the retardation of this big titted nothing.
Yeah, who would want to dress up in costumes and pretend in front of a bunch of cameras for a living? What kind of stupid profession is that? Being an actor is so 1990.
Yeah, it's way cooler to walk around, videotaping random shit that happens on the street like every other asshole on the planet in a desperate attempt to get something - anything - to go viral. I mean, why be unique and creative when you can just record a guy going down stairs on rollerblades?
We're not a cover band, they are just jerks who play other people's songs. We're a Performance Tribute band, we adapt the mannerisms, sound, and look of a band to give you that total experience at an economical price.
The way Jim developed the Chip character in the last year (just one aspect of it being the costumes) is not very appealing and Opie actually (unknowingly) produced a nice slam.
Jim ''concedes'' to wearing costumes (ornamentation), because the character doesn't function in it's current form.
Here's what I mean. The Chip cartoon sucked and wasn't funny. Whereas the Chip podacast is hilarious. This is because Chip is a side character to other people's awkwardness and cringing. You don't get that in a cartoon but you get that in a podacast. In fact, you're laughing at the cringing not at Chippa's jokes.
The hats just add to everyone's cringing and shock. That's why it works. Not because it actually makes Chippa funny but because everyone else gets more uncomfortable which is hilarious.
The idea for the slam is good (prop comic hack) the execution however was that of a dumb house wife. It's that Louis CK theory on holes he mentioned on O&A where they have the simplest form of 1+1 = 2 sense of humor: he's wearing a costume so it must be....halloween! I can't get over the unnecessary child like reference.
The dumbest thing going around is the use of 'dumbest' directly after 'latest'. It is not technically bad English but it looks aesthetically displeasing onscreen.
It is technically bad English because it doesn't precisely convey the intended meaning. If it's the latest thing AND the dumbest thing then he should say: "latest and dumbest thing". Not wanting to be pedantic, but it's just another reason to hate this retard.
I've been listening to old shows recently and heard chip's first appearance which was 12/14/09 and I'm convinced tits knew from the start it was a mockery of him. I've since listened to at least a months worth of shows from the first appearance and every time norton does chip there isnt a fucking peep from opie. Not a word. We all know tits cant keep his mouth shout but the insecure fuck knew it was about him and quietly fumed about it. Its great to listen too
The level of denial is totally normal for this time of year. It is not the monsoon season where the water level crests the banks of the river and denial floods into the fertile valley of Egypt
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1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2018-01-23
What about baby shit mustaches
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-01-23
Epic, EPIC radio. People were glued to their radios, man
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-01-23
That whole baby poop thing was so strange. Out of nowhere he came up with that idea and went through with it like some lame ass office manager sitting on a dunk tank at a company picnic.
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-01-23
Then kept bringing it up later like it was the day he took one for the team, 2hen nobody fucking asked him to do it.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-01-23
Yep, it was basically his "get out from under the bus free" card for the next 10 years. I don't know if I can think of another single time he was in the barrel in any kind of real way. Perhaps during the famous "Opie in a wheelchair" hi-larity but that was mild compared to the stuff every other single person shared/did/caught shit for.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-01-23
Well after the fact, Anthony did give Opie shit for his fawning over Mustard's first appearance, and separately mocked Opie's attempt to bankroll his career. There was another comic there at the time, not sure who though.
1 vichenleyssister 2018-01-23
so he does pay attention to the HATERS
1 DoctorMatarese 2018-01-23
It’s because you’re stupid, Opie. A literal minded dunce. Incapable of creative expression, so he fancies himself as a plain spoken man who tells it like it is. But it’s just a cover of course. If he could sing, dance, act, paint, talk, joke or express himself in any artistic way, he’d find ways to try to be funny other than saying odd shit, stomping on cakes or hanging up on callers.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-01-23
This is so dead on.
1 zm743total 2018-01-23
We know.
1 BergStonewall 2018-01-23
Leave it alone.
1 slothscantswim 2018-01-23
Leave it aloooooone.
1 piggyboi 2018-01-23
He knows he's a moron - that's why he's so defensive about it, and it's why he's such a miserable, angry cunt. He spent twenty years with some of the quickest minds in comedy, and all he could do was sit there like a lump while everyone else was being funny. Opie has always been the dumbest guy in the room, and he's painfully aware of it.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-23
No way. He still has zero awareness of it.
1 d4n4n 2018-01-23
If he had some humility he could have saved himself with self-deprecating humor. Alas he's just a thoroughly dumb cunt.
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-01-23
It's just typical dumbshit Gregg. He addresses something by talking about a part of it nobody meant in their reference. I guess he thinks he's fooling the fawkin haters to be able to say "See, I talked about if Chip was me. I'm not hiding from the question" when he's clearly hiding from the question.
1 joomommyhappy 2018-01-23
Exactly. It's kind of like when he pseudo-half-confusedly addressed his "greggshells" nickname, saying something to the effect of "I guess that means people are afraid of me or something".
While that statement isn't entirely incorrect, his greggshells nickname is obviously much more about the why people are afraid of walking on them; because he's a thin-skinned, pouty cunt. But he tries to flip it to make himself seem badass.
Although that's probably giving him too much credit; his retarded brain is just incapable of accepting blame or fault.
The other trick he uses is he starts off hostile and exasperated, as a discussion avoidance mechanism. He's trying to create the illusion that he's already given a thorough, detailed comment/answer five times over, and us Johnny-come-latelys are just catching the tail-end of things, and/or simply can't keep up.
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-01-23
He expresses himself in "autistic" ways.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-01-23
I don’t think dummy used the word “concede” correctly or it’s just a really dumb way to word it. He isn’t a bright guy.
1 pastorpotluck 2018-01-23
I can't even tell which word he is grasping for.
1 piggyboi 2018-01-23
Probably "resort."
He's a fucking moron. That's not an insult, it's a statement of fact. It's the thing that really chaffs my hide about him. He can't read, he doesn't know basic vocabulary.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-01-23
Patrice: This movie stinks.
HOLD ON! There's some gold here that just needs some fleshing out. Patrice, you really don't like this movie, huh?
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-01-23
Exactly where Opie Jr. Roberts learned his shit stained, brain dead craft from. “So__you really didn’t like __ huh?”
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-01-23
I’ve never thought about it, but that must be something they teach in broadcasting school. They are the only 2 hosts that come from that.
1 geechsmellhound 2018-01-23
I cringed reading that and now I am wondering how the show ever overcame his shitty contributions. It is a testament to how funny Ant and Jim are together.
1 BergStonewall 2018-01-23
I steered the ship. PERIOD
1 StuntPeckah 2018-01-23
...into multiple icebergs.
1 enzo_trash 2018-01-23
Opie knows how to galvanize the tards tho
Taking calls is what makes callers feel like they are also part of the bit
That's why Ron always put the audience first, him bashing fezzy was a nod to the audiences frustrations and made him look omni present in that r&f universe
Broadcast classes should study Ron and fez, it's the best kept secret in radio
1 KennethFresno 2018-01-23
The callers took away from moments and almost never added to them, whether it's because R&F had funnier/smarter callers or Tits just had a retards timing but it worked for Rons format. Whereas O&A was a show where comics bullshitted with the occasional disruptions by people like SNOWAY from Michigan.
1 enzo_trash 2018-01-23
The fans make radio, if you listen to enough O&A you realize the pests and sycophants were the backbone
1 RBuddCumia 2018-01-23
Remember during the big fight, Opie told Jim you gotta work the conversation until you find then"sweet spot"?
1 aegrotatio 2018-01-23
People who use the term "fleshing out" should be drawn and quartered.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-01-23
Or he meant concede, but didn't think it was necessary to add "my dignity". He's quite unintelligent either way.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-23
yeah or "stoop"
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-23
I guess you forgot to chaff.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-01-23
"Stoop" maybe.
1 sindrone7 2018-01-23
“stoop to” would have worked
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-01-23
Concede means... admission, and acceptance of a point, or a loss.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-01-23
The faggot is using the wording like when a candidate gives up and concedes the race but he doesn't knows what concede means. I hope he gets pancreatic cancer.
1 dhort13 2018-01-23
HA! Another fantastic failure of pontificating proportions by the fawkin haters. Nice try tho.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-01-23
What the fuck does that even mean?
1 gethigh_watchHBO 2018-01-23
He forgot how to stay "resort" or "stoop to the level of".
Maybe I speak retard but it's him trying to take a shot at Jim.
1 harriswill 2018-01-23
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT FUCKFACE
1 _DMEW 2018-01-23
..thats what i meant
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-01-23
It means tits is a retard. PERIOD. sniff.
1 LentilSoup6969 2018-01-23
I am still trying to understand the full extent of how profoundly retarded that statement was.
Not only did just Opie admit to watching the Chip podcast (which he claimed he didn't even know about) but he also revealed that he doesn't understand what the Chip bit is about at all. He thinks it's about a guy who dresses in costumes. Let that sink in and marvel at the retardation of this big titted nothing.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-01-23
Yeah, who would want to dress up in costumes and pretend in front of a bunch of cameras for a living? What kind of stupid profession is that? Being an actor is so 1990.
What a complete and utter dunderhead.
1 piggyboi 2018-01-23
Yeah, it's way cooler to walk around, videotaping random shit that happens on the street like every other asshole on the planet in a desperate attempt to get something - anything - to go viral. I mean, why be unique and creative when you can just record a guy going down stairs on rollerblades?
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-01-23
It's also way cooler to photograph an obese retarded man while shitting.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-01-23
We're not a cover band, they are just jerks who play other people's songs. We're a Performance Tribute band, we adapt the mannerisms, sound, and look of a band to give you that total experience at an economical price.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-23
I'm very busy focusing on Halloween (costumes) right now
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2018-01-23
I can't wait for this Sunday :)
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-01-23
Chip is going to humiliate him for this one can't wait
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-23
imagine how enraged this must make jim lol
1 Opthony 2018-01-23
How does "Greg Hughes the actor who plays Opie" have the ability to say he never wore a costume?
1 Foziey 2018-01-23
He's just mad that Harry Hater was a bust
1 radiospringy 2018-01-23
It's tough to follow Loves the Internet Guy.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-01-23
To be fair his magnum opus was "How to Chain Your Dragon".
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-23
Egypt gonna be flooding or sumtin. tss
1 chickenfan1 2018-01-23
Denial, Deceit, Delusion
1 kingship75 2018-01-23
Kookie, Krazy, Kancerous
1 DullHornedUnicorn 2018-01-23
If he were saying this out loud on radio he would stammered 6 times looking for the right word.
1 thatRookie 2018-01-23
ME: I've uhh, never had to.. I never had to uhh.. FAAAWWWK HELP ME OUT HERE ANT, WHAT'S THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR? I never had to......
Ant: Uhhh, stoop? Lower yoursel-
ME: NO NO NO, conceit? Is it conceit? Or concede?
Ant: Uhh-
ME: I think it's concede. ANYWAY, I would never-
You get it.
1 winkleham 2018-01-23
Words. They need to figure this stuff out.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-01-23
"sitting next to the least funny person on the planet" Jim referring to Opie as told to Than
No way Chip isn't based on Opie.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2018-01-23
Yeah man Opie never did have to resort to being funny. He's right.
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-01-23
Level of denial? Wait wait. Wut about the level of demississippi?? tsst tsst
1 Icon_Crash 2018-01-23
Oh, Opie.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-23
The way Jim developed the Chip character in the last year (just one aspect of it being the costumes) is not very appealing and Opie actually (unknowingly) produced a nice slam.
Jim ''concedes'' to wearing costumes (ornamentation), because the character doesn't function in it's current form.
1 BergStonewall 2018-01-23
Whataya hauling today brothaman?
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-23
touché, my lamb chop
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-23
I see what you're saying and I kinda agree.
Here's what I mean. The Chip cartoon sucked and wasn't funny. Whereas the Chip podacast is hilarious. This is because Chip is a side character to other people's awkwardness and cringing. You don't get that in a cartoon but you get that in a podacast. In fact, you're laughing at the cringing not at Chippa's jokes.
The hats just add to everyone's cringing and shock. That's why it works. Not because it actually makes Chippa funny but because everyone else gets more uncomfortable which is hilarious.
1 KennethFresno 2018-01-23
The idea for the slam is good (prop comic hack) the execution however was that of a dumb house wife. It's that Louis CK theory on holes he mentioned on O&A where they have the simplest form of 1+1 = 2 sense of humor: he's wearing a costume so it must be....halloween! I can't get over the unnecessary child like reference.
1 radiospringy 2018-01-23
Yeah. He gets the Stangels to do it instead.
1 clownshoes2 2018-01-23
Oh I can't wait for the next Chip Podacast...it's going to be a doozy.
1 thatRookie 2018-01-23
You get ready for that audio, Braun! We're ready to listen. <3
1 Rockletim 2018-01-23
I just want him to lose his wife and house already so I can stop picking on this sad, sad man.
1 SpaceVC 2018-01-23
Wasn't Opie focusing on Halloween a few months ago instead of getting a job or spending time with his kids?
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-23
He blew it. It’s worthwhile, taking a shot at the stupid, unnervingly unfunny wigs and hats that Jim wears as Chip, but Opie fumbled the ball.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-01-23
That's ok, one his 6 teams can pick it up.
1 KennethFresno 2018-01-23
He can't even take a shot at someone else being hacky without being a hack. Like it's fawkin Halloween or sumpting...ON CRACK.
1 Fordtrain 2018-01-23
The dumbest thing going around is the use of 'dumbest' directly after 'latest'. It is not technically bad English but it looks aesthetically displeasing onscreen.
1 winkleham 2018-01-23
It is technically bad English because it doesn't precisely convey the intended meaning. If it's the latest thing AND the dumbest thing then he should say: "latest and dumbest thing". Not wanting to be pedantic, but it's just another reason to hate this retard.
1 getsmelifted 2018-01-23
I've been listening to old shows recently and heard chip's first appearance which was 12/14/09 and I'm convinced tits knew from the start it was a mockery of him. I've since listened to at least a months worth of shows from the first appearance and every time norton does chip there isnt a fucking peep from opie. Not a word. We all know tits cant keep his mouth shout but the insecure fuck knew it was about him and quietly fumed about it. Its great to listen too
1 pabbseven 2018-01-23
Way to go Op.
1 aegrotatio 2018-01-23
Call me stupid, then. I never made the connection and I've been listening to O&A and its associated shows since 1998.
shrug
1 iSOBigD 2018-01-23
Well clearly what he does works so much better
1 INGSOCIALITE 2018-01-23
The level of denial is totally normal for this time of year. It is not the monsoon season where the water level crests the banks of the river and denial floods into the fertile valley of Egypt
1 Frequent2001 2018-01-23
double gunz.
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-01-23
It's also way cooler to photograph an obese retarded man while shitting.