43 2018-01-23 by TyCobbFuckParty
1 Ironhawk05 2018-01-23
No no no, Piggy Schumer would never let that much food escape her mouth...also, this beast is far too skinny and attractive to be her.
1 geechsmellhound 2018-01-23
Fresh fruit isn’t part of her veterinarian recommended diet. She would only consume a Dunkin’ Donuts watermelon coolatta.
1 WizardEric 2018-01-23
Fat bitch
1 Phkna1 2018-01-23
She's been going to the gym and eating better, mate.
1 Chippah69 2018-01-23
I thought this was gonna be a you know what dude
1 Dagidugidai 2018-01-23
That's a fucking hippopotamus - I have a degree in chemistry, I know my shit.
1 undersight 2018-01-23
Look I know Amy Schumer isn’t popular around here but you shouldn’t call her a hippopotamus.
1 Forhekset616 2018-01-23
A few years ago we took our students to a zoo. Fucking hippos. They are so much bigger in real life than you imagine. Staggeringly vast.
And spray their shits everywhere. Enormous flying dumps.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-23
Lil muug loves his watermelon
1 littlepeteferguson 2018-01-23
I imagine hippo vaginas look exactly like their mouths.
1 DullHornedUnicorn 2018-01-23
Great, now she is ripping off Gallagher
1 badtanman 2018-01-23
Man fuck hippos, the only creature I wouldn't give a shit about if they became extinct
1 winkleham 2018-01-23
How do hippos get sustenance? 90% of the watermelon just exploded and oozed out of it's dumb mouth.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-01-23
That's the kind of video Joe Rogan loves to share on his podcast.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-23
hippos rule so fucking hard
1 mikejmarvin 2018-01-23
She doesn't eat fruit.
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1 Ironhawk05 2018-01-23
No no no, Piggy Schumer would never let that much food escape her mouth...also, this beast is far too skinny and attractive to be her.
1 geechsmellhound 2018-01-23
Fresh fruit isn’t part of her veterinarian recommended diet. She would only consume a Dunkin’ Donuts watermelon coolatta.
1 WizardEric 2018-01-23
Fat bitch
1 Phkna1 2018-01-23
She's been going to the gym and eating better, mate.
1 Chippah69 2018-01-23
I thought this was gonna be a you know what dude
1 Dagidugidai 2018-01-23
That's a fucking hippopotamus - I have a degree in chemistry, I know my shit.
1 undersight 2018-01-23
Look I know Amy Schumer isn’t popular around here but you shouldn’t call her a hippopotamus.
1 Forhekset616 2018-01-23
A few years ago we took our students to a zoo. Fucking hippos. They are so much bigger in real life than you imagine. Staggeringly vast.
And spray their shits everywhere. Enormous flying dumps.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-23
Lil muug loves his watermelon
1 littlepeteferguson 2018-01-23
I imagine hippo vaginas look exactly like their mouths.
1 DullHornedUnicorn 2018-01-23
Great, now she is ripping off Gallagher
1 badtanman 2018-01-23
Man fuck hippos, the only creature I wouldn't give a shit about if they became extinct
1 winkleham 2018-01-23
How do hippos get sustenance? 90% of the watermelon just exploded and oozed out of it's dumb mouth.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-01-23
That's the kind of video Joe Rogan loves to share on his podcast.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-23
hippos rule so fucking hard
1 mikejmarvin 2018-01-23
She doesn't eat fruit.