Amy Schumer: Feeding time

43  2018-01-23 by TyCobbFuckParty

16 comments

No no no, Piggy Schumer would never let that much food escape her mouth...also, this beast is far too skinny and attractive to be her.

Fresh fruit isn’t part of her veterinarian recommended diet. She would only consume a Dunkin’ Donuts watermelon coolatta.

Fat bitch

She's been going to the gym and eating better, mate.

I thought this was gonna be a you know what dude

That's a fucking hippopotamus - I have a degree in chemistry, I know my shit.

Look I know Amy Schumer isn’t popular around here but you shouldn’t call her a hippopotamus.

A few years ago we took our students to a zoo. Fucking hippos. They are so much bigger in real life than you imagine. Staggeringly vast.

And spray their shits everywhere. Enormous flying dumps.

Lil muug loves his watermelon

I imagine hippo vaginas look exactly like their mouths.

Great, now she is ripping off Gallagher

Man fuck hippos, the only creature I wouldn't give a shit about if they became extinct

How do hippos get sustenance? 90% of the watermelon just exploded and oozed out of it's dumb mouth.

That's the kind of video Joe Rogan loves to share on his podcast.

hippos rule so fucking hard

She doesn't eat fruit.