Anthony's show would have easily been better if he just used a podcast set up.

67  2018-01-22 by TinKnockinMoroccan

I look at the studio someone like h3h3 uses and it makes Tranpa's gaudy mess look ridiculous. The room is small, and the lighting is dim instead of the sterile lightning needed to make Ant's 1991 green screen clip art look passable.

Everybody looks so fucking uncomfortable on Ant's show. They're sitting on barstools or cheap swivel chairs behind his retarded desk. If he had some couches, a nice table and softer lighting, I think people would be able to relax and just be funny. Instead of constantly looking like they want to kill themselves.

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angles. i hate looking at him dead on

Not sure if we need brighter lighting to see craterface and a decaying fat man better.

That's my point. Softer lighting would be better. Even the chip podcast looks better.

Cumia has FLAT lighting. I think it's deliberate. Tranth's crater face horror is much less obvious than on other shows he's on that have better lighting

I like the layout

Ok, but it sucks.

furthermore, hire a one time art director consultant for 500 bucks to make you look less awful

Why not drop another $500, and get an actual musician to write a theme song, rather than Joe using Ant's old SoundBlaster(TM) card.

Ant won't change it now, it's been too long and changing it now would mean admitting he was wrong in some way.

He won't change it, it's been too long and changing it now would mean admitting he was wrong in some way. And Ant had the nerve to give Opie advice on his pop-up shows, telling him to not look in the camera even though that's exactly what he does.

I think just getting rid of the green screen and dimming the light a bit would help. It's no shocker everyone looks pissed and uncomfortable. There is a reason Ian McKellen had a break down filming the hobbit movies.

I don't know how conducive talking while surrounded by a green screen would be, it'd probably feel artificial. Ant knows it's shit, he's been told hundreds of times (if not thousands), but like I said, it's too late for him to change it. He'd have to admit that a very large role of his podcast dreams was stupid and that all the money he sunk into it was a waste.

You're right that he won't admit he's wrong. But it's just embarrassing. I think he was going for a customized look for individual shows, but it end up look incredibly amateurish. Especially when the background look as weird an ugly as they do.

It would have been much better to simply have a real background with a Compound Media and a few flat screens with the logos of specific presenters.

The easiest solution to the "customized look for individual shows" would be to get rid of the awful other shows, but that too would be too easy.

Yes. That would be a good idea but he wants to be fucking Infowars

Because he’s a huge queer? Not Ian McKellen, Anthony.

i dislike the desk setup. would’ve rather he had a radio setup with cameras.

The desk can work for 1 dude ranting at a camera but it ruins the mood when there are multiple people in. Trying to have a conversation while sitting next to someone is unnatural.

totally! and with the green screen it looks too much like community access TV. not what i would expect from a popular radio host. a radio setup would look more high budget. i hate to say it, but a setup like Howard uses would be ideal.

It's pretty fucking bad when people think the Chip Chipperson show is better produced

Yeah having an actual background is a lot better than having a shitty green screen

Anthony hasn't been funny in close ro a decade. His podcast is awful and he has. Een at it for almost fpur years. Why are people on here acting like there is some easy fix.

It is what it is: garbage.

I didn't say it was an easy fix. But there are fixes he could make.

The only thing can fix him at this point is euthanasia.

Ten years? Look it’s bad enough that we are still here talking about a show that died three or four years ago, but you’ve clearly hated it for 10 years, what the fuck are you doing here?

What the hell else was Ant gonna do with 13 gallons of green paint after he did one wall in his basement and Joe did one in his living room for the "Guilt By Association" podcast?

God... Imagine being such a worthless failure that you have to copy everything your little brother does, but shittier.

...and make said little brother pay for it all.

And the whole premise of his podcast was being Ant's brother: "Guilt by Association".

Yuck.

Alternative solution: Anthony can wear a mask or a hood to spare the audience from his Quasimodo-esque facial features.

I'd prefer if they just blurred his face instead

That "set" is definately super cramped.

A little perspective illusion and it doesn't immediately look like they're on top of each other, but they are.

The most uncomfortable I've seen guests is when the "reunion" show happened with Jim, Sam & Travis. Nobody seemed to know where to rest their arms without banging into each other, constantly shifting in the chairs trying to get comfortable, etc., etc.

The kicker was when ESD had that "fight" with his "producer" and that cheap plywood & Elmer's glue desk just fell apart with the signage flatscreen smacking face-down onto the floor.

Nigga writing haikus and shit up in this mofucka.

Rather have estherkus

The episodes he did out by the pool and in that bar room where Colin spilled his drink didn't look that bad. He needs to fix his shit

Sam's studio looks better in comparison, and he's only got the cuckshed space his wife allotted him.

I think people would be able to relax and just be funny.

Comfortable and fun were never his intentions. There's serious political battles that need to be fought here people, and you'd better damn well focus! "Reich!"

Anthony just wants to live out his fantasy of being a political pundint.

At this point, his show would be better if he wasn't on it. He used to be the funniest guy in the room, but getting pummeled by this sub is the funniest thing he has done in years.

You know why Anthony's show looks uncomfortable? It's got a retarded host, a more retarded producer, and 3 retards on retarded bleachers watching it at all times. The guest is usually retarded as well. Being around one person with a disability is awkward enough, being surrounded by them is mortifying.

That's the point. The greenscreen studio setup is such that they can rent it out to others. Rental must account for like 70% of CP Media's profits at this point.

Who the fuck is paying to rent their shitty green screen? Idiots who get 5k views on youtube can paint a wall in their house green.

It would be pretty ironic if behind that green screen, it was an actual brick wall. The green screen is a waste. The only tine that he used it correctly was for Disis

Ant is secretly hoping Fox News is going to call him for his own show. The stupid set show Fox he's ready.

A primarily audio podcast would have been a million times better. You can still video it and put it up but without the nervous fucking mugging directly to camera. Ad supported rather than subscription based would have made it bigger too, especially in the wake of his firing, with at least a chance to grow its audience.

Ok, but it sucks.

Nigga writing haikus and shit up in this mofucka.

Rather have estherkus