Sam Roberts today" Colin Kapearnick was okay, it's not like he was like.....Le Bron."
79 2018-01-22 by WhippingHuskies
He couldn't think of any great QB's to make the comparison, eventually settling on probably the most popular athlete on the planet. He grew up in the era of Montana, Marino, Elway, Manning, Brady, and yet none of those names popped into his mind. But he has an encyclopedic knowledge of grown men fake fighting with cartoonish storylines to reinforce the debauchery. He disgusts even me.
36 comments
1 Phkna1 2018-01-22
I am starting to suspect that boy might be half a fag.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-22
The sad thing is, I don't think there's a gay bone in his entire being. He's literally a man child.
1 eastriverdriveII 2018-01-22
weird thing is someone posted a clip yesterday where they were making fun of Sam's ethnicity and Sam said he used to date black girls before Jess. Love to see what they looked like.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-22
Yea, I'm sure he "dated" them, by driving them around in his mom's camry to the local bodega to pick up dutch master's, then drop them off before Raw started, where some black kids or local guidos were waiting in their car to get their dicks sucked.
1 Barnes_Barnes 2018-01-22
He once said his mom made him break up with the last negress he was with. She feared the girl had a nefarious interest in the family wealth.
1 KangolVos 2018-01-22
The Roberts fortune has been tied up in Adam Bomb action figures for years.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-01-22
I don't think there is a hetero bone. He's asexual at best.
1 Phkna1 2018-01-22
The place where sexuality goes to die
1 TayNez 2018-01-22
That reminds me of a Richard Belzer line: "You don't have a funny bone in your body, except for when I'm fucking you up the ass."
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-22
What happened to that guy?
1 TayNez 2018-01-22
I don't know for sure, but I think he still does that Law and Order show.
1 edgars_teeth 2018-01-22
Perhaps more than that
1 zizek1123 2018-01-22
what's the other half?
1 FrostUncle 2018-01-22
Queer.
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-01-22
Or even if he forgot to make room in his brain for WWE match results, the guy who did color commentary on the NFC game was kind of a big deal in the 90s.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-22
You think he watched the game? Wasn't WrestleMania this weekend?
1 doodoopeepees 2018-01-22
Kaep is no stone cold, but he could put up some merch numbas.
1 AsunaKirito4Ever 2018-01-22
Kapearnick was the Jessie Ventura of the NFL
1 JSoupL 2018-01-22
that sentence just means nothing.
Sam Roberts desperately needed the beating that his poor faggot son will get in middle school
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-01-22
I dont know man, its a tough one. He was a real motherfucker but also a ssscumbag
1 DinduMcNuffins 2018-01-22
kaepernick had like two good years
he's barely above tebow, and far less likable
1 Rockletim 2018-01-22
The best was when people got into heated debates about his skill as a quarterback because it was actually relevant for the social issue. Some black professor in a bow tie was trying to argue for systemic racism by cherry picking sabermetrics. Generally it just shined a giant spotlight on his flameout, which was nice as a seahawks fan.
1 joomommyhappy 2018-01-22
Sam should leave the sports talk to the professionals.
https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/955524797248802828
You can see why WFAN put the feelers out for this imbecile, and it totally wasn't a complete sack of bullshit.
1 cq5195 2018-01-22
I would listen to Mike and the Opster Show every day.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-01-22
He was okay, it's not like he was like John Cena.
1 revt1 2018-01-22
I and all my fellow Brits take severe exception to this claim. Both Ronaldo and Messi are more popular worldwide!!
Smh. Frankly the US-centric nature of this sub disenfranchises a lot of foreigners from posting here.
1 Ultra_Patriot 2018-01-22
https://youtu.be/zpDnTYYXXAY
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-01-22
Knowing athletes by name is no more masculine than knowing pro wrestlers by name
In both situations, you're a fan because you like watching other men's physical prowess, and then gossiping about them as people between events
1 Alvalanker 2018-01-22
Le Bron? Is that some French thing?
1 kangableezy 2018-01-22
He's 8 years old
1 TacolasCage 2018-01-22
Nothing worse than fags talking about sports
1 prdctplcmnt 2018-01-22
No Pete Sampras either!!
1 doxxbrown 2018-01-22
Kaep was cool and all, but when he turned heel and joined the Nation of Domination, it shocked the entire WWE Universe. Was almost as hard for Sam to stomach as when Hogan turned at Bash at the Beach '96.
1 Billyassman 2018-01-22
Times Up.Jim and Sam show must go.
1 FrankkWasBetter 2018-01-22
Lebron isn't the most popular athlete in the planet.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-22
He very well maybe. Messi and Ronaldo and Bron Bron are in a category of their own.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-01-22
That's not even the same sport. Sam Roberts also grew up in the QB era from the 90s onwards. That's inconceivably ignorant.
1 Ultra_Patriot 2018-01-22
https://youtu.be/zpDnTYYXXAY