Joey Diaz claimed to have sold blow to Whitney Houston and the guy that beat her?

6  2018-01-22 by iWhoreSchortSchorts

On JRE with Stanhope. I don’t see how that could possibly be true.

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They all lie, that simple.

I know but this is an exceptionally retarded thing to lie about.

Joey was a Coke dealer when he moved to L.A. Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown were skeevy crackheads. It wouldn't shock me if Joey sold drugs to her handler or some shit. The actual story is a bit far fetch.

Don't forget the addon of Ricky Martin and his top also being randomly there as Joey supplied the drugs.

I don't think he lies much. He sounds like it's the truth. His stories have natural detail and stuff you wouldn't think were interesting, to use an observation from Jimmy on the OJ book.

Coincidentally a sex story by Jimmy never have those details, since he's lying 99% of the time about weird sex stuff, because he's a fraud with suicidal thoughts.

I believe that Jimmy edges, but wholeheartedly don't believe he has as much sex as he claims.

Half of the coke dealers in Atlanta sold coke to those 2 in the late 90s. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they bought from a shit ton on people in LA too.

"it was June 13th at 1:32pm I know this because I had just stopped to get a slice at lil tonys pizzeria, just cheese non of that fancy stuff... (super loud guzzle of water) anyway lee so I see whitney and this guy, and Lee lemme tell you Lee the flying jew she looked so good I wanted to eat her monkey joe Rogan ..." (long pause bong hit)

One of this days one of those lies is gonna get him in some shit.

I bet if you took enough clips of these stories of Joey's where he tells exact street names, stores/businesses and dates you could probably find out whether he is telling the truth or not. He tells every story with such outlandishly exact detail that he's either entirely full of shit or 100% telling the truth. I would be willing to bet that he's told the same story at least a couple of times and said a different street name or city name or something. Who knows, maybe there isn't even a jones street in south philly or whatever. I doubt anyone has ever even looked into any of it.

Why would he lie? It’s not he’s telling stories that make him out to be cool. He tells lots of stories on his podcasts of moments he isn’t proud of.

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I am not saying all of his stories are made up, but some of them are so ridiculous, and after 4 edibles or whatever he will just ramble about a story out of nowhere. It's like "I remember this time in (City) back in (year) when (some nickname) and me were selling (a drug) for (some amount) it was on fire cocksucker! I remember because on (insert street name) there was this pizza place called (name of pizza place) and we would hang out there..." It just seems like he is really good ad adlibbing people's names, locations, appearances etc. and that some of it is probably exaggerated.

I've been listening to his podcast for a few years now, along with seeing him in a club setting, and his stories are always consistent with each telling. Joey is a man of his word and isn't afraid to tell anybody and anyone to fuck off, in my opinion.

A lot of people in the business lie to make their background seem more interesting than it actually is. It's a bit of a bore hearing so many dull comedian podcasts guests who have had very bland and sheltered upbringings but wanted to do comedy because "my friends thought I was funny".

One thing I love about joey is his not give a shit attitude. He's said on multiple occasions that he doesn't go to premieres because he doesn't like Hollywood types and gentiles. I'm going to start listening back to the old podcasts he used to do before his podcast started gaining traction. He always used to call up old friends on the east coast and they would always verify his crazy stories.

The guy is a real g.

Yup. I love him because he has no problem telling clubs to fuck off when he has shit planned for himself. Dude has lived a crazy life and has earned the money and popularity he's making now. He talked with me when an old coworker/friend killed himself, and was really nice and upfront with me. He's a genuine guy who truly loves and appreciates his fans.

“Hey Joey Diaz, huge fan, nice to meet you... my friend just killed himself.” Are you autistic?

Well, I mean we had discussions before that about music on Twitter and he reconized me when I told him my Twitter handle so he opened up conversation and asked how I was doing. It was the week of my friend's suicide so I told him the week I was having and we talked for five minutes. I'm not that autistic haha.

That's nice he was so cool to you but I just can't fathom bringing up something so awkward to an unfamiliar person. Would you ask Michael Jordan for help with your diabetes? No, ergo the autism claim.

I remember him telling this story on O&A too, it might have been the first time he was ever on the show. Because I hated him and didn't think he was funny at all, but the Whitney Houston stories were amazing.

I'm Joey fawkin chipper diaz and i ran numbas for dah maaab

A lot of people in the business lie to make their background seem more interesting than it actually is. It's a bit of a bore hearing so many dull comedian podcasts guests who have had very bland and sheltered upbringings but wanted to do comedy because "my friends thought I was funny".

One thing I love about joey is his not give a shit attitude. He's said on multiple occasions that he doesn't go to premieres because he doesn't like Hollywood types and gentiles. I'm going to start listening back to the old podcasts he used to do before his podcast started gaining traction. He always used to call up old friends on the east coast and they would always verify his crazy stories.

The guy is a real g.