It's such a bummer because he's really funny. His Black Angus " doors are locked from the outside faggot!" joke always makes me smile thinking about it. B word fat joke, German Bob Ross, murdering George Lucas with a shovel- Twitter ruins everything
He was fucking GREAT that's why his change of personality is so enraging. Back in the day, he was one of the three or four guests that you could tell were genuine superfans of the O&A show.
That was the only thing I liked about him. He never once made me laugh. He’s terrible on the new mystery science theater 3000. Actually, the entire cast is terrible. What does anyone like him from? His mediocre stand up? Whatever shit sitcom he did? He was an animated mouse-that’s the highlight of his career. Overrated, always was, keeps floating because he panders and some people will flock to anyone who panders. He stinks, and I don’t like him.
Feminist virtue signalling is confusing. I thought women didn't want to be judged for their appearance. So how is saying a women looks younger than her actual age such a compliment? Because he wouldn't do this gay rant about an old man looking younger than he is. He would only do it for a woman.
Eh, I like Rita. She doesn’t pull cause-of-the-week alarmist bullshit. She’s talented, made a life for herself, she never made up allegations to ruin the career of someone more the successful than her, she’s good. I’m not gonna pretend she doesn’t look good for 85. Can you imagine what area th is going to look like at 85? If you guessed “a guy who has been dead for 25 years” we have a winner.
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1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-01-22
I thought he was supposed to be funny?
1 Zach86 2018-01-22
It's such a bummer because he's really funny. His Black Angus " doors are locked from the outside faggot!" joke always makes me smile thinking about it. B word fat joke, German Bob Ross, murdering George Lucas with a shovel- Twitter ruins everything
1 a-bso 2018-01-22
Agreed, the 2016 election actually fucking broke him.
1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-01-22
Just like Ant in 2008
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-01-22
Two things in comedy suck the funny out of you:
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-22
Patton isnt funny anymore and he's still fat.
Makes ya wonder
1 cucktastrophy 2018-01-22
Patton was never funny
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-01-22
He was fucking GREAT that's why his change of personality is so enraging. Back in the day, he was one of the three or four guests that you could tell were genuine superfans of the O&A show.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-22
That was the only thing I liked about him. He never once made me laugh. He’s terrible on the new mystery science theater 3000. Actually, the entire cast is terrible. What does anyone like him from? His mediocre stand up? Whatever shit sitcom he did? He was an animated mouse-that’s the highlight of his career. Overrated, always was, keeps floating because he panders and some people will flock to anyone who panders. He stinks, and I don’t like him.
1 LongShirtsleeves 2018-01-22
His roast of flavor flave is pretty funny.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-01-22
Enraging? Do you always mimic lil Jimmys phrases or just today?
1 OochyWally 2018-01-22
Patton loves a woman on a death bed.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-01-22
He's going to kill her before old age has its way with her.
1 NixingJoe 2018-01-22
What a sexist racist pig. Just because she’s Latina, Patton sexualizes her and makes her out to be an unfaithful harlot
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-01-22
The man's a monster.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-22
That's just part of his psychosis. He views all women as whores who need do die.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-22
OK, you convinced me, he’s not all bad.
1 Joemomma101 2018-01-22
Feminist virtue signalling is confusing. I thought women didn't want to be judged for their appearance. So how is saying a women looks younger than her actual age such a compliment? Because he wouldn't do this gay rant about an old man looking younger than he is. He would only do it for a woman.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-01-22
This is in the same vein as his Hillary is kick ass tweet. What a massive faggot.
1 piggyboi 2018-01-22
What's your problem, misogynist? He's just a modern, progressive man who loves women.
Loves them to death.
1 harriswill 2018-01-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
1 xyniphis 2018-01-22
Grandma looks like she doesnt know where she is and just wants to go home. I would love to see the world through this lunatics eyes.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-01-22
So an old lady managed to not get fat. Woop Di Doo.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-22
Eh, I like Rita. She doesn’t pull cause-of-the-week alarmist bullshit. She’s talented, made a life for herself, she never made up allegations to ruin the career of someone more the successful than her, she’s good. I’m not gonna pretend she doesn’t look good for 85. Can you imagine what area th is going to look like at 85? If you guessed “a guy who has been dead for 25 years” we have a winner.
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-01-22
You on first name terms?
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-22
..........what?
1 Pino_Palladino 2018-01-22
I wonder if chris keller would still fuck her
1 quasi100 2018-01-22
more like she's 86 but spent a lifetime and the gdp of a small country in makeup and surgeries to look about 1 decade younger.
1 zackb1991 2018-01-22
What a fag.
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1 Billyassman 2018-01-22
Ah,go kill ya wife.
1 nitzua 2018-01-22
he even throws an unnecessary 'literally' in there like a retard teenager, what an insufferable twat
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-01-22
Reminder: this man's father was a career Marine
1 piggyboi 2018-01-22
What's the big deal? He's just a modern, progressive man who loves women.
Loves them to death.
1 BabyDinosaurHead2 2018-01-22
I just realized that this fucker is going to write a terrible, terrible novel one day and it’s going to be a bestseller.
1 David_Tosk 2018-01-22
Peter Marie does look fucking amazing.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-01-22
Calling old women attractive. This is a new level of pandering for him.