January 21st Sam Roberts Hairline Update

37  2018-01-22 by jaimieand87

21 comments

Sam don't move.

There's a bat clinging to your scalp

Nigga head a wu tang W

That's all the growth hormone his mom pumped in him - gave him a head like a Klingon.

No. Don't try to "tag" his joke. Don't try to parasitically attach yourself to something clever someone else thought of. Just let it sit there and be funny without sucking the humor out of it like a leech

"Of which someone else thought." Never end a sentence with a preposition.

once vince mcmahon realizes that this hairline is on his wrestling show he’s personally gonna fire him, eeehhhh.....time to give up the ‘fro gimmick sam

You're gonna wear the turban...

My people..

Nigga be Larry Fine

hydrocephalus-looking waterhead muug

Are those two tarantula legs walking out of his hairline?

Now he has to scroll his phone like Jim during the show..If u measures from his chin to his eyebrows, I think there's more space from eyebrows to his hair..A full face will fit on his forhead

Interesting

Someone please shop that into a Batman cowl. I’m too lazy.

Why would you not shave your head at this point

to sams credit he is gonna look horrible bald. Not that he doesnt look like shit now

nigga has the only double widows peak in human history

I love how his receding hairline has a receding hairline

Remember - these Chip Chipperson podcasts are kind of like the stars, we see them much later than when they are made kind of like how light takes years to travel to us, for all we know this hairline has been dead for centuries.

When you only have to brush the back of your head...its time to just cut it all off.

Widow's peaks.

I see a lot of guys with an M but this is the first time I've ever seen a W.

Sams hair may be the first celebrity death of 2018 at this rate