It's because Jim, Anthony, and especially Opie are homosexuals.

Yep.

If you had to eat Roland's ass or have your mom burned alive, what would your parting words to her be?

them's the breaks.

I don't think Opie is gay. I would bet he is asexual. The way he talks about woman and tits comes off as a guy pretending to be attracted to women. But at the same time, I don't think he has ever said anything that convinces me he understands what gay dudes find attractive.

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. I've done millions of sexually degenerate things, but I've never asked anyone to put their tongue up my butt. That just seems exceptionally cruel.

Faggot.

Because you're getting a girl to lick your asshole.

Are you saying it’s about a power dynamic?

Moreso the commonality of language.

Every time he says that I put my fist through my laptop

You must spend a lot of money on laptops.

No, I’m lying

If by that you mean a girl's tongue in your anus, then yes.

its literally about getting tongued in the ass

if a girl is blowing you, theres no way youre stopping her from lick the outer rim of ur asshole while shes jerking you off. Its one of the greatest feelings ever. man up

no, its the reflex of either a closeted homosexual or a boring lay

dude, youre only gay if you 100% like dick and 0% like girls. Expand your horizons my friend. Not like youre getting pegged. just getting ur asshole licked. dude it feels great, just stop it

It really is that simple, turn on by men = gay, turned on by women= straight. By this guys logic women are gay because they suck dicks, which is a homosexual act.

How are not understanding this? The tongue does not go inside the asshole you fucking idiot.

I'm pretty sure Tranthony said something very similar, and well... we learned he's been fighting homosexual urges his whole life.

an over-compensating reflex

like a gag reflex

It feels amazing. And the tongue isn't "penetrating"... most tongue only stick out of the mouth about an inch and aren't stronger than sphincter muscles. And if you shower first, you're getting rid of germs - fun fact, hot soapy water can kill germs

He's saying that showering would clean your ass, you fucking retard.

yeh i mean if that was the case i would be careful letting that germ infested thing around the dick more than my asshole.

What a moron

Actually, imbecile, it's one of the cleanest parts of your body. Saliva has anti-bacterial properties. That's why animals lick their wounds.

This might be the stupidest comment I've ever read.

Congratulations OP.

Getting your haemorrhoid piles licked-clean is ok, as long as she doesn't bite into one & get her face blood-splattered.

Did that happen to you?!

nah, happened to Florentine

I’ve had gorgeous girls eat my ass & not so gorgeous girls & I love it but then again I’m from New York so I’d if it’s regional but I highly doubt it because it’s happened to me in Vegas, LA & Florida several times. Don’t knock it to you try it & you’d be surprised how many girls are into it so the odds of you already kissing a girl who has tossed a guys salad are a 100% unless you haven’t kissed many woman.

And ass eating crosses socioeconomic levels. I’ve had my ass eaten from those basic Latina single mom bitches who work as medical assistants to a ginger with a fat ass who also happened to be a doctor. Wonderful. I miss her.

This - I've had a few girls eat my ass on one night stands. Almost every girl I meet has at least tried it once.

OP is a terrible lay and/or closeted homosexual, stop projecting

I'm from California and I've had two female tongues up my bunghole. No prostitutes. It's a turn-on when the girl is that nasty. Makes you feel good too to know you can call up any one of her future bfs and tell them she ate your ass.

I literally fisted a girl on a first date, but no one has made any tempts to go near my butt.

Sup Chad

This guy is probably from some bible thumping fly-over state

We get it, you're straight.

Angry about being closeted*

Patrice's standard for straightness holds.

Getting enjoyment from ass-play is borderline gay. It also looks ridiculous.

what about convicted rapist Patrice's standard for consent?

"Statutory" because he was 16 and she was 15. Okay.

That's what Patrice said.

Do we have any reason to believe he was lying?

Do we have any reason to believe he was completely honest?

Not saying it was rape, but I find it odd that people take his account of the events as truth.

The guy admitted to being charged with rape. I feel like it would be odd for him to be dishonest about the details when the reveal alone was shattering.

Why? He know he would have to deal with it at some point. Better to spin it in a way that makes you look like the victim.

At least theoretically. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

You have as much evidence that he is lying as I do that he's telling the truth. None.

That's my point. People just take him at his word.

It's literally all we have.

Which is why I remain skeptical.

Why look, here's something it took me five seconds to Google:

Massachusetts does not have a close-in-age exemption. Close in age exemptions, commonly known as "Romeo and Juliet laws", are put in place to prevent the prosecution of individuals who engage in consensual sexual activity when both participants are significantly close in age to each other, and one or both partners are below the age of consent.

Because there is no such "Romeo and Juliet law" in Massachusetts, it is possible for two individuals both under the age of 16 who willingly engage in intercourse to both be prosecuted for statutory rape, although this is rare. Similarly, no protections are reserved for sexual relations in which one participant is a 15 year old and the second is a 16 or 17 year old.

What exactly does that have to do with my point.

That Massachusetts is unique in having a strict zero-tolerance policy on age of consent, so it's completely credible that Patrice would get convicted of that when he was 16 and she was 15.

I never said it wasn't.

So is it his "it all went very non-rapey" his version of events you take contention with?

I explained earlier that I don't think story adds up. And he makes it clear that he doesn't think it's rape unless it's by force.

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His account was extremely detailed, so much so that I'm comfortable doubting that he lied. His emotion while talking about the events also supports this.

At best, it's possible that he ommitted or misunderstood certain facts of the case that make it a clearer-cut case of sexual assault.

Have you listened to him describe the case, by the way?

I have, several times. Again, I don't believe he raped her but I don't believe him 100% either.

What makes you doubt him?

I agree with you, by the way, he definitely missed some details in his recollection. Anyone would.

Patrice was careful to lay out that his idea of rape is "taking pussy". Not a woman being afraid to say no at the time. Now remember that 5 dudes ran a train on this girl after taking her to a black neighborhood. What was she supposed to do if she didn't want to have sex with a 6'5" 300 pound football player and his friends?

And the idea that this girl who was such a whore that she was fucking five guys at same time was so upset about being blackmailed into giving one guy a blowjob that she falsely claimed rape doesn't make a ton of sense to me.

That makes quite a bit of sense, actually

Imagine being so gay you are worried about what something looks like when you a woman is pleasuring you sexually.

"Oh my gosh I look ridiculous. People will think I'm gay! "

Hate to break it to you friendo but everyone you know already thinks your a queer. And they are right.

Yes not wanting to do gay shit truly is the gayest thing imaginable.

Sorry buddy I'm sure you aren't familiar with them but doing sexual shit with a woman isn't gay.

Worrying about maybe being gay like you are? That's what gay people do until they eventually accept themselves and come out.

I'm sorry you had to find out you are a faggot in a post on an opie and Anthony message board. But you are gonna be happier in the long run.

"Play with your asshole, faggot."

Never have. But you do understand you are defending op who in his original post admits to regularly putting a finger in his butt to deal with internal itches. Sounds to me like internal itchs is a synonym for gay urges.

Nigga I get hemorrhoids at least a few times a year. What OP refers to involves maybe half a fingernail in/around the periphery of the anus. The sensation is like scratching a horsefly bite, not sexual. That's a pretty substantial difference from cocking your legs up like a goddamn submissive-bottom as some pig makes out with your hairy asshole.

Buddy he said he works a finger up there every now and then.

I've never had a finger in my ass yet somehow its so clean multiple self respecting pretty women have basically ate off it.

And I've never had a hemoroid. But if you are getting them so regularly you should stop letting dudes fuck you in the ass.

So did you have your ass up in the air while groaning softly into a pillow as they did so? I sure am subconsciously gay for finding that a tad borderline-fagola.

I skimmed thru the "worked up there" part, but point stills stands. You can get various conditions of the ass for many reason besides getting fucked in it, such as poor diet, alcohol and/or opiate abuse, etc. It's painful, so you scratch it.

Let's say you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth: trying to claw it out with your fingers isn't the same as rubbing it off with a dildo.

Keep picturing what I look like when a woman is eating my ass and keep telling yourself you aren't gay.

Honestly dude. You seem like a repressed queer and that's fine. I accept you more than you accept yourself.

It's funny how you're all over the thread saying that the people who don't get their asshole tongued are the gay ones.

By a woman, stupid. Nothing gay about that.

I don't care though. More good broads out for me cause they gonna be bored of getting with lame ass squares like you.

It's funny how guys like you end up going overboard in this thread. Yeah, women who don't lick a guys asshole think they're big boring nerds.

Any decent broad will always leave you for a less repressed man. Till you find some lame ass just like you.

More good bitches for me.

lol "less repressed" yeah all those women who leave guys cause they don't want their assholes tongued.

I'm saying your uptightedness on this issue is likely indicitative of you being prude in other areas.

You are close minded.

Yes because I don't want my asshole tongued that must be indicative of all sorts of deeper problems, you faggot internet psychologist.

You are shut down to something you have no experience with. Just imagine if every broad was a lame ass dork like you how boring sex would be.

That's what the broads think about you. But you already know this. That's why they all are bored by sex with you.

See this is why this is so funny, I actually don't feel strongly one way or another but it does seem gross and yet for some reason you're using this as a launchpad to describe how much of a prude I am as if this is something that everybody does. Like you're convinced half of all women want to do it. In your mind you think they're excited to do it and if they don't do it that means their man is a square.

Is that what you think of women? If a woman doesn't want things put in her ass, she's a dumb boring cunt?

It's weird how you have attached all this extra meaning to it. You're trying to say that because I don't want a tongue up my asshole there is something wrong with me, but in reality you're the one who's attached all this insane logic to it. Is this a big part of your identity, getting women to stick their tongues in your asshole? Is this woven into your value system?

You remind me of all the guys who love anal sex because they have small dicks but try to spin the asshole as being superior to the vagina. Stop projecting your weird fag fetish onto the entire planet.

I attached insane logic to it? This entire threads premise is if you like it you are gay.

Saying you are prude for shutting the door on something you have zero firsthand knowledge of is perfectly reasonable logic. Dummy.

I'm not defending op or anyone who finger their own assholes.

I get pegged by women (that used to be men) every night and it’s not even remotely gay

Nah that's gay as shit, dude.

There's a technical term for women that used to be men.

They're called "men."

Nothing against it but you're Liberace gay, pal.

Guess you forgot to laugh huh

So getting pegged isn't gay? Cool

Its nothing I'm interested in. But if a lady is doing it than I suppose not? Idk I'm not a fucking psychologist.

I'm just a dude who enjoys a woman's tongue on my butt.

The fact that you are posted the sentence “not wanting to do gay shit” tells me everything I need to know. No offense but you clearly haven’t had many sexual experiences with women because when a woman decides to lick your ass it’s usually not something you have control of & you’re not gonna stop her if she goes there. If you’ve been with more than 10 women in life on a regular basis at the very least 3 would’ve eaten your ass at one point or another.

My butthole is a forest of wiry poop encrusted hair. Not even close to 30 percent of girls would go there

lol getting your was eat isn't normal, 30% of women do not just eat ass randomly

Exactly. This guy is such a painful loser he confuses old O&A discussions as his own personal memory. "For every 10 girls 3 of them will just happen to lick your asshole" without it being brought up at all. what a fucking idiot.

If anything unless its a recent trend this just sounds like you live your life vicariously through old O&A shows. Ive had 2 different steady gf's over the past 3 years and its nothing im particularly into, but before that id fucked probably 30 or 40 individual chicks and that is definitely not something that comes up naturally without asking for it, acting like that is some kind of statistical status quo makes you sound hardcore like youre just modeling your point of view based off jim norton and pretending its actual experience.

If a hot female offers to eat your ass, you're going to say no?

What a fag

You've clearly never been rimmed

This thread is so dumb. If an even passably hot girl ever licked this OP dummys asshole he wouldnt wonder what the "mystique" is. A woman is tonguing your asshole - its not gay .

Yeah here's a quick test to see if a sex act is gay: if a guy is fucking you up the ass or vice versa, or if a guy is sucking your dick or vice versa.

Cuddling while jerking each other off is just a bit of horsing around

It's not gay if you don't push back.

I'm with you. I don't want a finger or tongue near my ass. I think it's weird

That's where your wrong friend. Pushing a woman's mouth on your butthole is the complete opposite of being submissive. But you'd know that if you were more than half a man.

There's something just... right about a bj. Getting my asshole reamed out by a hungry tongue out would be something I would never want revealed.

An opinion based in ignorance.

What kind of lame broads you dating. They will be licking balls then go really low on em and its basically just licking taint. They judge your reaction and you give em the go ahead and Boom! They get butthole low.

Answer honestly, have u ever masturbated to trap porn? That would reveal a lot about this conversation

Never once. That's a baffling concept to me.

But you associating me advocating pleasure from a woman with masturbating to trap porn says more about you than anything.

I'm assuming trap porn is tranny porn but I don't even really know. I am ignorant on the subject but I've heard the phrase and context clues have led me to believe that's what it is.

Tell me about it you trap porn subject matter expert.

mEthinks doth protest too much

Pot meet kettle, you gay retard.

I think I usually enjoy your posts on this sub but you’re way off base here on this subject & claiming “it’s wrong” just comes across as uptight & puritanical.

Not always a fetish or weird to submit. Being a stubborn macho cunt must be tiring for you. Then again I don't submit to women often

Ask me how I know you're a virgin.

Because virgins can spot other virgins?

Yeah I don’t get it either.

What a fucking loser.

And I am sure my dick and balls are as smelly/disgusting as my asshole anyway. So who cares about kissing after.

Suck dick faggot, you'll be happier.

Internal itches?

Seriously. I've never had that once. Op is so gay and repressed about it his body literally betrays him.

Op is so gay that his true soul is trying to finger his ass and he won't let it. Just give in ya big poof

I'm into it but not because I like how it feels, but because I genuinely hate women and having one lick my asshole is an amazing way of degrading them

Have you ever shit on one?

Nah I'm not into playing with shit but I've pissed on girls before and had 2 girls drink it..it's just like the ass licking thing..I'm not turned on by piss, but by degrading girls and getting them to grotesque things they thought they would never do.

To me, it’s like some kind of rare delicacy. The caviar of the sexual world. It’s half physical sensation and half satisfaction that you have the prowess to get someone to do it.

Guy works his finger up there in the shower to scratch 'internal itches', but everyone else is gay. OK then.

If you always shower right after you shit you never get any itches. Works for me

showering with the malodorous musk of your ripe shit in the enclosed, humid room

wow good idea

Do you live in china?we have flushing toilets in america

https://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/digestive/smell-poop-inhaling-poop-molecules.htm

Millions of microscopic bugs are writhing around on you right now. I presume you are going to kill yourself?

cum

you know how I know you are a kid?

the thought of me makes you erect

Invest in a bathroom fan, you cheap fuck. It solves both of your issues.

this comment really triggered the shithuffing crowd

Honestly. I have never in my life had an itch inside my asshole. But I'm not a homo.

Now a woman's tongue? Naturally, any decent broad will do that without consent even.

what are you, a communist? what a fruit...

Unlike the rest of these faggots, I'm with you.

You put more thought into eating men's assholes than 95% of gay men.

How would you know?

You've only fucked 92% of them so far.

Well, as a Texan who likes sub girls it's fantastic to fuck a girl's mouth all day then have her massage your ass with her tongue before you take her into the shower and piss in her mouth.

So, no, it's not a New York thing and there is such a thing as tooth paste and mouthwash. I don't recommend oral after eating your ass. I like to keep things close in time and location to the bathroom for easy cleanup. The thing is if she licks ass then you're in for a real treat in so many other ways too.

It feels heavenly. But, if you're right on the cusp of being gay, OP, I guess you better avoid it.

OP = total fag

Get your arse eaten you prude.

You're right. Girls are icky

Holy shit. This dude is excruciatingly gay.

OP whomst just finished licking his used dildo like a lolipop whilst jacking off

What, exactly, does this topic have to do with the audio content of Opie and Anthony?

Dead ass, that shit feels good.

I dig a good tonguin' every now and then.

I would eat the ass of y'all and the pleasure would be all mine.

If you've seen some of the ugly slags that New Yorkers call "women" you'd want them on the opposite side of your eyes too.

I enjoy it, and I enjoy eating a nice ass.

Hey guys, ease up. We're dealing with a minor here. OP, are you lost?

why are you on a message board wondering about other mens sex lives. that's about as gay as it gets in these parts

Have a sexy woman do it to you then get back to us. You are wrong as a mug.

I watch some videos from the site Dickdrainers. And it always cracks me up a bit when the girls start eating his ass. I've never been into that shit myself. And it looks ridiculous.

Getting rimmed well arguably feels better than being blown. Is practiced by people of all kinds, male, female, gay, straight, white, black

How could it be "gay"? Gay means men being with other men. A woman eating your ass is not gay, because it's a man and a woman. Do you see how that works

Your third reason is so faggy and immature. "What if she has cooties from other people??"

If you kiss a girl who has kissed other men, does that mean you too have kissed those men and are now gay?

The fact that you made this thread shows that you are either a repressed gay, or you're furiously jealous of men who get their ass eaten and are trying to rationalise the cognitive dissonance

Then again. You have AIDS.

He's also a rapist so, I think he knows what he's talking about

I got drunk with a girl and she really wanted to eat my ass. She ate it for at most 30 seconds and I tapped out sniff burp . Too fucking weird feeling. Like a sentient baby wipe on my ass.

If it feels good do it.

This must be a white thing.

This is so dumb. Whattaya some kinda queer or something?

"you dirty bitch"

that's why its great. You are faggot

How can it be gay if a woman is doing it?

These are the types of things that 12 year old boys debate amongst other 12 year old boys.

Tickles to much

So............when are you getting out of the penitentiary.

I don't get fetishes in general. Meat and potatoes never gets old.

I could understand if it's the old-school case of, guy went to catholic school and all the girls he had experience with were super clean because they were literally afraid of going to hell, and meeting a dirty girl is invigoratingly refreshing. But it's been like 3 or 4 decades since that was even remotely a thing. So I don't fucking get where any of it still comes from.

Even blowing a load on a girl's face is just silly. But there it is, in 90% of all of porn. What the shit. Stahp already.

If you think I'm going to give you ideas for your homosexual erotic fan fiction, you're way off base pal.

Good name for a podcast

Or a school

I grew up fat/obese and have only been skinny for 1/3 of my life, I used to dread taking my shirt off in the gym class changing rooms so spreading my horrible ass to let a woman lap up my hole and floss with my crack hairs is a couple of dozen bridges too far.

A girl I hung out with admitted she ate a guy's ass once. We hooked up 3 weekends in a row and then she ditched me to hook up with my coworker, they're now 4 months in a relationship and he immediately told me to shut up when I asked him about her ass eatin'. They're living together and she recently miscarried, what a fool that guy is

I had one girl who loved doing it. Honestly, it feels great. You just gotta let go. Also considering your gspot is up your ass, I think most guys would enjoy being fucked in the ass. I've never been, but I wouldn't rule it out if a girl was into it.

I had one girl who loved doing it. Honestly, it feels great. You just gotta let go. Also considering your gspot is up your ass, I think most guys would enjoy being fucked in the ass. I've never been, but I wouldn't rule it out if a girl was into it.

Only trannies have ever wanted to eat my ass. Im a filthy animal and love eating (clean, obvs) ass myself, but I don't care to have mine eaten. Just makes me uncomfortable. Ive looked at my asshole in the mirror, it looks like a grease trap in the McDonalds fryer.

It's not only gay, it's fucking disgusting. It's the poop-hole, eating off of it, you might aswell empty the toilet from water and lick the insides.

This thread is so dumb. If an even passably hot girl ever licked this OP dummys asshole he wouldnt wonder what the "mystique" is. A woman is tonguing your asshole - its not gay .

Why? He know he would have to deal with it at some point. Better to spin it in a way that makes you look like the victim.

At least theoretically. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

What exactly does that have to do with my point.

What a fag

I'm saying your uptightedness on this issue is likely indicitative of you being prude in other areas.

You are close minded.

Or a school