Since Sam is an ugly, pasty mutant with a strong aversion to fresh food and an annoying voice...

39  2018-01-21 by [deleted]

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He lived in England when he was a kid. That's probably why he's so stupid and gross looking.

Actually from old O&A shows I remember him saying that he's a dual citizen.

He actually is one of them.

isn't he a dual citizen? I remember hearing about something like that on one of the old shows.

Its kinda like how Erock has dual citizen ship in Florida.

*Sea World

word to the wise, i think he is ethnically jewish

Whoa whoa whoa, do I need /u/Sicboy69 to explain the difference between race and religion, multiple times?

Lol

His favorite non nugget foods are FISH sticks AND Doritos potato CHIPS.

Americans fall into 3 categories:

  • Fat ignorant retards who stockpile weaponry they're too obese/dumb to use
  • 3rd world niggers and spics
  • SJW safe space faggots

Your country is a joke to the world and almost every other country hates you. Go eat a brisket.

Whoa whoa I am a fit and reasonable man I tell ya

remember when we kicked your ass in the revolution and saved your ass in both world wars? i member

Being patriotic about shit that happened 100's of years ago is a legitimately gay act. Go dress up and play soldier you re-enactment faggot.

so we can be blamed for racism and slavery from 100s of years ago but can’t claim the good things. very liberal mindset there. also do you think both world wars were over hundreds of years ago? 2018-1939=100s of years?

another genius liberal!

Nobody said a thing about slavery you strawmanning retard. You're such a reactionary and defensive hick that you immediately think anybody who disagrees with you is a liberal attacking your patriotism you mouth breathing, low IQ fat piece of shit.

ya. you’re a huge pussy. enjoy having disgusting teeth and ugly women. cheers m8

Enjoy diabetes and fucking your sister you flag waving spastic.

ahh that shit hole rainy island weather getting to you eh? i’ll enjoy my 70 degree weather and women who shave and have basic dental hygiene <3

You care too much about what shitty patch of dirt your water-headed mother spat you out of her faggot spawning cunt on. MURICAAAA

yeah..you’re obsessed with american culture. sad!

Boo

Sam works hard, so he can’t possibly be British.

I think you're confusing british for n-persons, not that there is much of a difference.