Got the grill going, got the wife and kids by my side, yellow lab by my feet, gonna watch some football. Yeah swingin' a hammer 10 hours a days tough but this is why we do it.
I had a massive shit this morning. The cheeky bastard wouldn't come out for 15 mins but I knew he was there. Eventually he fell out in a giant red and brown pile and I was so relived.
Oh knickers, you devil, you. I would assume the red in your feces was a result of your alternative lifestyle. But hey, more power to the queer in the new year.
BRAHAHAHA. You'll be okay man. I was literally hungover for work everyday for the last decade, granted I was drunk the whole time, regardless, don't get down on yourself, friend. You're a good huevo.
My favorite jerk-off parlor was busted last night which sucks because I wanted to go there today.
Guess I'll just yank my prick at home after eating KFC.
Oh knickers, you devil, you. I would assume the red in your feces was a result of your alternative lifestyle. But hey, more power to the queer in the new year.
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1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-21
Got the grill going, got the wife and kids by my side, yellow lab by my feet, gonna watch some football. Yeah swingin' a hammer 10 hours a days tough but this is why we do it.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-21
If you're being serious, then good on you buster. If not, enjoy your Sunday anyhow.
1 idamnedit 2018-01-21
I thought it was dropping hammers.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-21
I had a massive shit this morning. The cheeky bastard wouldn't come out for 15 mins but I knew he was there. Eventually he fell out in a giant red and brown pile and I was so relived.
: )
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-21
Oh knickers, you devil, you. I would assume the red in your feces was a result of your alternative lifestyle. But hey, more power to the queer in the new year.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-21
No I've had enough up me anus so anything up to and including the girth of a tin of Pepsi should fit fine.
I think me shit was sideways or something.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-21
Eat some lentil soup for a smooth shit. With a side salad with no dressing and some leafy green veggies as well.
1 Anarox 2018-01-21
Is this the actual knickers? The Brazilian rent boy?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-21
I am a gay man so you must be thinking of someone else.
1 Anarox 2018-01-21
That's what said
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-21
I had the best weekend of my life drinking at Kentucky bourbon distilleries.
As soon as I pulled back up to my house, I feel like a miserable piece of shit again.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-21
Damn. Hope you feel better, man. Don't sweat it and begin the week off well dude.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-21
I think I'm going to call in sick at Panera tomorrow. I don't want to pass my bad vibes on to the freshly made asiago cheese bagels.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-21
BRAHAHAHA. You'll be okay man. I was literally hungover for work everyday for the last decade, granted I was drunk the whole time, regardless, don't get down on yourself, friend. You're a good huevo.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-21
My favorite jerk-off parlor was busted last night which sucks because I wanted to go there today.
Guess I'll just yank my prick at home after eating KFC.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-21
That actually sounds like a lovely evening. What you ordering from KFC? I'd always order a 18 piece bucket for Fri night. I miss KFC.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-21
Four dishes of gravy and napkins
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-21
weirdo.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-21
Oh knickers, you devil, you. I would assume the red in your feces was a result of your alternative lifestyle. But hey, more power to the queer in the new year.