Things that blow americans minds #212/4500

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Uber?

Daniel Webster specifically took those extraneous U’s out of the words that didn’t need them in an effort to make standard American English more efficient and less queer sounding that the original English.

Daniel Webster specifically took those extraneous U’s out of the words that didn’t need them in an effort to make standard American English simpler for retarded, cousin fucking Americans 😀

We’re definitely due to win the next one then.

I just wonder if your Royal Army will be part of the coalition like they were in the last few, or if they’ll sit that one out. Frankly the last thing we need is one of your princes buzzing around in a helicopter while we’re trying to steal oil/decimate brown or yellow people.

*full disclosure, I spent most of the first decade of my life in south Londinistan, and learned to read and write your way first, so I’m enjoying this all—it reminds me of childhood dinners with my limey drunk father and yank cunt of a mother.

I just wonder if your Royal Army will be part of the coalition like they were in the last few, or if they’ll sit that one out

If we have any sense, well sit the next one out.. don't wanna be on the losing side again

America are like the last kid who gets picked for rounders (baseball)

Good call. The British military is like the short kid on a net ball (basketball) team. The coach lets him play a few minutes when the score is all but settled.

Send all your slaves back and lets see how good you are at sports.... you collect gold medals at the Olympics on behalf of Africa

Gladly. I couldn’t give two shits about Olympic medals—only people from developing nations and crumbled empires take pride in Olympic achievements.

Be more funny

Should of posted a photo of your Muslim mayor.

FYI, not all brits are from London, or even England.

That's that faggot Muslim apologist who somehow is mayor of London 🤣🤣 Everyone hates him here

Should have.

I should of paid attention in school

We’re definitely due to win the next one then.

I just wonder if your Royal Army will be part of the coalition like they were in the last few, or if they’ll sit that one out. Frankly the last thing we need is one of your princes buzzing around in a helicopter while we’re trying to steal oil/decimate brown or yellow people.

*full disclosure, I spent most of the first decade of my life in south Londinistan, and learned to read and write your way first, so I’m enjoying this all—it reminds me of childhood dinners with my limey drunk father and yank cunt of a mother.