Sorry bloke, but you're not helping your case. Archie Bunker was right. England is a fag country.

Things shithole countries are good at.

Hey now, don’t get the Sri Lankans and Jamaicans around here agitated...

Fag sport for fags

Sorry but we cant spend a week watching a sport. We are too busy being the powerhouse country that you all envy.

Don't insult me or I'll send the constable to your house.

Test can fuck off, but ten over Im okay with. Some nice day time drinking and betting.

But that five day long horseshit where the pakis get 400 runs, Kiwis another 398, break for tea, and it ends in a tie is fucking retarded.

If an afternoon of drinking is fun, five solid days of it is heaven. You filthy philistine lightweight.

If an afternoon of drinking is fun, five solid days of it is heaven. You filthy philistine lightweight.