Does this faggot only own that one pair of burgundy pants? I hope his tranny boyfriend strangles him with the pant leg.

Huh, interesting. I watched a Forensic Files episodes before work today where some dumb broad was strangled to death with the leg of her jeans.

Oddly specific coincidence in my day.

Big A is the real Weepy Voiced Killer

Kills the ladies with the thick, luscious tooth plaque.

I think he said he owned like 14 pairs (not sure if different colours) he said some girl went shopping with him before his netflix shooting

100% that girl just wanted to see how many pairs of burgundy pants she could get this loser to buy.

"Girl."

He looks so frail and weak. Low testosterone Jimmy stinks.

Not enough gym, too much eattin better.

Plenty of gym, too much cardio, not enough weights

Of course Jimmy wears Metallica shit and not Megadeth... fucking mainstream faggot

I’m really into obscure underground metal, like Megadeth

"Symphony of Destruction" is easily the gayest song title in existence.

Megadeth is mainstream too, but Metallica is just the typical band shirt Jim would wear to be just like his buddy Florentine. Its the "oh Florentine likes this band so I should to" shtick of Jim's that grinds my gears.

Speed of sound tour. Bunch of assholes.

I know Jim can't help the way he looks, but would it kill this idiot to dress like an adult? Fuck, him and Sam dress like fucking children. (Shhhhuureee.....)

This is true. Put on a collared shirt and a decent pair of jeans. Its not difficult to look like you’re somewhat professional. They dress like they’re still in middle school.

It's kind of ironic that he's always patterned his style after Jim "what am I five?" Florentine.

Which, btw, is where his continued Ozzy infatuation came from. He (and Florentine) somehow managed to equate it with being cool enough to get laid, but it's to the point where these two are actually afraid to let up a little in their worship of him. There's a voice deep down inside both of them screaming that no girl would ever fuck them if they're not super duper committed to metal bands. Florentine shits on all the things he shits on out of the same fear of being perceived as unmasculine.

He absorbs the personalities of those around him. He gets his musical tastes from Jim Florentine, religion from Ricky Gervaids and his wardrobe from the losers he works with. He always hated Opie but picked up a lot of his vocal inflections, and both of them used to love to mispronounce words on purpose. He is a sponge, but not the kind that picks up languages or useful wisdom.

There are old O&A clips where you would swear Colin was in with them but you check the video title and it's just Jimmy

It’s because they are fucking children. Take that either way you want to.

Jim has always been predictable and redundant and boring.

Even in the glory days of O&A he would invariably chime in with one of his half dozen repeat joke topics.

He was funny when sniping into a conversation being held by more interesting people. On his own and in a talk show format he's always been boring. The advice show? His Vice show? Etc.

Jimmy made me laugh for many years. But sometimes it is a little disheartening to listen to old clips, knowing that a joke about bodily fluids, orifices, insertion, diseases or mental retardation is inevitable.

Dr. Kevorkian gave you AIDS.

i never heard it but the idea of a 45 year old who never lived with a woman in his life giving advice is rage inducing

iT iS EnRaGiNg

sighs Do you always mimic lil Jimmys phrases or just today?

Sorry if I’ve emotionally harmed you in some way.

<Some old comedian> had the funniest line... It goes... <some old, unfunny joke>

Then Jim wildly laughs and everyone else is silent.

"I wish that X she was holding was a shotgun pointed at herself" "HA HA HO-LEE SHIT" "Haha vurrry good"

He can’t. He CAN’T be wearing those fucking pants again. Someone shopped this, right? Can someone please put together a montage of pictures with him in these stupid fucking pants and tweet it to him? I want answers. I need answers. Why does he only have one pair of pants?

Jimmy looks pretty good in this picture. I think he's found a good weight between AIDS patient and fat cream puff.

I think it also has to do with him not smiling like an obnoxious dickhead for once.

Actually that's it.

I've never seen a non cancer patient with his balding pattern

lose the fucking maroon pants. god he is such a strange little human.

Those are Jimmy’s lucky “sell a lot of tickets” pants. He brings them because they roll up and fit into his fanny pack on flights.

Wow - I can’t tell if you’re kidding because he is exactly that weird.

Thanks for circling the comment, we wouldn't have known where to look

Jim is this sub?

Now??

At first I thought this was a Handsome Sam Roberts photoshop.

Tss faggot was probly playing eucher or sometin

Doesn't jimmy not vote?

Even his pants are redundant. Those fucking maroon things

Is that Geordie Howe with him?

Ahhh fuck you. Gordie.

how come jim norton's entire wardrobe are band t-shirts, walmart button up shirts, and skinny jeans from the clearance section at old navy?

Wow - I can’t tell if you’re kidding because he is exactly that weird.