I bet if we all just start making “The Cuban fucked Bams wife” jokes and photoshops ol’ Tit boy would let it get to his head

47  2018-01-19 by Fightingrooster

I’m not saying he would believe it. But Opie is dense enough to still let that bother him and not understand the difference. Thus cutting the Cuban out for good. I can already see the “I have my sources” tweets

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1  PassProtect15 2018-01-19

smart thinking

1  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-19

Yep. This definitely feels like the direction to be heading in 2018.

1  DataEast1 2018-01-19

Leave it alone

1  FightOrSmite 2018-01-19

Kinda like this idea.

1  JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-01-19

I dig this.

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-19

You are onto something.

1  breadmoccasin 2018-01-19

Let's give the Cumias another week to say something stupid. If nothing funny happens, then start with these.

Doesn't even have to be something funny, just act like it definitely happened and is common knowledge to anyone with a brain.

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-19

Doing this could make the Facebook Live's actually watchable.

1  dom6502 2018-01-19

At the very least, Cuban is definitely thinking about gorilla-fucking lynsi when he sees her.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-01-19

She just loves the gap between his teeth, Gregg never had that.

Within two months we will now see Gregg get dental work to make a space between his front teeth.

1  Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-19

I heard from a relaiable source that she enjoys slithering her tongue in and out of it while he's pumping on top of her

1  Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-19

Honestly, this would really get to him. He's such a maniac he wouldn't be able to see his friend and his wife in the same room

There would be that little voice in the back of his head (due to a severe mental illness), that something is going on between them

1  TossyMcSalad 2018-01-19

the cuban might have a fat gut, but underneath lies a tunnel boring machine, that only a seasoned pussy (i.e. mother of two kids) can handle. she heard the rumors.

lynsi is craving him too.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-19

The wife thing is kinda unoriginal and he's seen it before. Carl actually has praised jimmys stand up. Maybe start small and they that Carl told someone in private that heard the opie Jimmy fight and he admitted that Jimmy schooled him and even though opiea his friend he isn't close to a conversational level as Jimmy. Even if Carl denied it it would put a little insecurity in opies head and speed up the falling out