Hey Carl Ruiz: You will eventually hate Opie like everyone else hates Opie.

99  2018-01-19 by TangerineReam

Look at the fucking averages of his relationships from successes/failures and tell me you don't wonder which side you'll end up on, as the years go on. It's a goddamn 30/70 chance that you'll end up on the side of "failures". Soon as there's money involved in whatever show you wind up with him at; you'll start to realize that we were majorly right about everything considering Opie and that there's a giant trail of tears connected to his personal and professional life...

We troll him because it's fun, we get in his head and WE HATE HIM. Do you ever stop to think why? I have a feeling you do, which is why you come to this sub: To figure out what to expect and how to hedge your bets, going forward.

When you're eventually scorned like everyone else; we'll be here waiting for you to dish out the BTS dirt about him, his family, etc. You probably don't think you would ever do something like that NOW? But the odds are COMPLETELY against you that you'll have a deep, meaningful relationship with Tits. It aint gonna happen you fat, delusional faggot. You watch.

22 comments

2  3stepsbackward 2018-01-19

Give it 5 months and a pleasant "hello" to Jim Norton, and he'll be yet another backstabbing hater.

1  WaterFromTheWell 2018-01-19

I said this in another thread, but I'm happy to repeat: he takes a swig of beer and stares upwards -all eskew like- to nothing after saying "he's got an apartment bigger than your imagination" in some pop-up live feed video.

I'm not claiming to be a body language expert, but all that screamed "I'm lying and I know it". Carl, deep down, totally thinks Opie is a failure on no road to redemption.

1  PaintedPicture 2018-01-19

This Matt fellow is quite humorous

1  jimy3000 2018-01-19

probably a good time to ask for the "reddit" special at Marie's Deli

1  MawBTS1989 2018-01-19

I can't imagine that he cares that much.

Once, Opie paid him money. If Opie gets another radio job (a long shot, but if Scorch can do it...) Carl will presumably be on it, and Opie will again pay him money.

Opie's his paypig. It's no skin off Carl's neck to sit at a deli drinking and goofing around and pretending he's friends with the guy.

1  lordofallshit 2018-01-19

This is carl’s alt

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-19

Tsss yeah what about ctrl or sumpthin

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-19

I wouldn't even say things like "fat delusional faggot" to give him any more reason to resist when the time comes to admit he's wrong

1  loscrenshaw 2018-01-19

Some of you or just too overly obsessed that it goes beyond and form of advanced trolling.

1  TangerineReam 2018-01-19

hush

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1  deep_legal_shit 2018-01-19

another Tangerine Ream longpost. You and Tirangle Dimes, i swear

1  TangerineReam 2018-01-19

fall back, nigga

1  deep_legal_shit 2018-01-19

xD

1  methAndgatorade 2018-01-19

"We" don't hate anybody. Everything anybody does here is all in good fun...I'm pretty sure 99% of this sub would shit their pants if Opie and anthony got back together, don't kid yourselves

1  DefaultTrash 2018-01-19

I didn't read one single word of this post. 100% Carl is fully aware of The Opsters legit mental illness

1  PHDinSounding 2018-01-19

Opies dad hated him so much he jumped in front of a car

1  TayNez 2018-01-19

Carl seems like a likable, laid back guy. He's got his restaurant and his Food Network stuff. Why he still has his wagon hitched to Opie, this long after the show was canned, is beyond me.

1  LeftyHyzer 2018-01-19

I watch food network a lot and my wife can't seem to figure out why I insult Carl so much. She must assume it's his goofy face and poor-man's guy fiery one liners, which is only mostly true.

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2018-01-19

I wouldn't worry too much about a new show or any money.

1  TardisRepoMan 2018-01-19

Remeber how Opie's mood changed when Carl mentioned he saw Rich Vos? He's so ready to turn on him.

1  TangerineReam 2018-01-19

fall back, nigga