You missed it Stacy you stupid bitch.

107  2018-01-18 by metatarsal_underwear

46 comments

I have a bigger problem with Shaun

We can't all have double-digit IQs.

Do you think they call him Shaun Shark because he bites? goat laugh

chomp

So that's the guy Opie had his head on a swivel for. He should be a mod.

i just noticed he posted it nearly a full day after scorch answered it and i'm laughing my fat ass off

Tyler Shibles coming in with best answer and worst last name. His last name sounds like something that British orphans used to die from.

In an alternate universe Tyler Shibles is a beloved jim norton character

"THIS"

He WRITES like he "SPEAKS" and it's PFG!!!

Joe Cumia tries a similar and somehow more pathetic approach.

Joe Cumia really is just a failed Sorch

My brain cells do feel stimulated now that you mention it

That’s the Kratom.

I get needing to jog the old receptors, but after a while wouldn't a nice, strong indica strain suffice?? I'm still on suboxone 4 years later, so don't mind my dumb ass. If you use Kratom daily for months and months, does it have it's own detox? I would assume there's SOME consequences to using it daily and then stopping..

I have no idea. I am not a garbage person.

If you use Kratom daily for months and months, does it have it's own detox?

Yes, and it's not pleasant. It probably depends on how high your daily dosage is, but I've had some pretty rough WD symptoms from it. If you'd detoxed from real opiates I'm sure it's a walk in the park by comparison, but otherwise it can be pretty awful. Because kratom is teetering right on the edge of being banned, people are hesitant to admit that, which I understand.

That being said, people generally don't advocate for daily use of it unless it's as a replacement for a similar opiate habit, in which case I have to imagine it's a better option for your health and sanity.

My local morning zoo station does bits like this all the time and people actually call in.

He waited for 2 comments.

One hour and 13 minutes.

One hour and twelve minutes, stupid.

It is a QUICK bit because HE gets a LOT of CALLS from people who want to WIN a fabulous PRIZE!!!

"SCORCH'S 'PSYCHOTIC PSURVEY'" goes all MORNING!!! You can ONLY take part in THAT if you are a "REAL ROCKER"!!!! (YOU need to USE your REAL phone number to SIGN UP because you have to TEXT them a code to COMPLETE the REGISTRATION!!!)

I use my work phone to text insults at Murray Wood, a cuckservative. He always replies back that I'm a racist.

you are both right

Yeah but I'm more right.

Lookie lookie miss cookie.

What was the fabulous prize? I'm gonna guess Night Ranger tickets.

It was TICKETS to an MMA fight!!! Had you LISTENED--like MILLIONS of REAL ROCKERS in EAU CLAIRE, CHIPPEWA VALLEY, and ELK TOWN, and MILLIONS of PFG-SCIPLES around the WORLD--then YOU might have KNOWN!!

SCORCH knows how to GET the people INTERESTED in EAU CLAIRE'S newest COMPLETELY INTERACTIVE morning show!!!

He gives away the answer after one hour and two lousy answers? Come on, man.

He should learn from Ant on how to do a radio tease. It's now been two years since we were promised the Ron and Anthony show and we're still waiting for the payoff.

The BRAIN CELL STIMULATOR is a PART of the INTERACTIVE radio show!!! SCORCH takes MANY calls and does MULTIPLE rounds until some lucky WISCONSINIAN gets the CORRECT ANSWER!!!!

"You're still wearing that same shirt Fez?"

Holy fuck... how unfunny can he be?

u/pfg-sciple, you gonna let these assholes talk shit about your boy?!

+/u/User_Simulator pfg-sciple

Oh I get it. In 2018 O&A fans think Scorch and Travis are funny but Anthony and Jimmy are not. Got it.

Oh I get it

Nope, you really don't.

ok

Anthony hasn’t said a single godsmn funny thing since he got fired 4 years ago. Jimmy is occasionally funny but only in the guise of Chip. So excuse us if we find oblivious, incompetent, about-to-be-fired-again Scorch more amusing than those two assholes.

You just don't get it. We could explain it but you wouldn't get that either.

Ann Coulter is 100% correct about repealing the 19th Amendment.

They were on a plane?

More important...what was the color of the day?

Fuck the color; I gotta know The number!

Snakes

This made me search for the big fat pig comment which led to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFaKwNx_6dc

Crazy how great OnA was

They have a meth lab in their car. Weird news.