Reminder: Joe Cumia repeatedly rebuked non existent pedophile accusations on a TV show that was about getting his band's contract paid out.
50 2018-01-18 by TinKnockinMoroccan
Nobody mentioned you being a pedophile until you brought it up, Joe. Good job with the 4d chess, you dunce.
26 comments
9 DickieBoss 2018-01-18
The truth is actually much worse. The thing you’re missing is that he never actually rebuked it. He repeatedly mentioned that many people who’ve known him a long time frequently accuse him of being a pedophile, but he never actually said he wasn’t a pedophile. The dumb fuck never said it wasn’t true. He never said the allegations were false.
5 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-18
My god... The monster was openly flaunting it on national TV.
3 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-18
I hope they lock that sick fuck up.
Stick him in with Dr Larry where they can share their sordid histories together.
Excuse me, I need to go take a shower and wash the foulness off of my body.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-18
https://youtu.be/JrbdJtODZOE?t=3m10s
https://youtu.be/JrbdJtODZOE?t=10m55s
1 dmix 2018-01-18
Ha, it's true, he didn't deny it directly, the closest he got was ending his long list of personal attributes with "and a myriad of other ridiculous accusations".
8 Kurt_Love 2018-01-18
Then he terrorized the judge online afterwards because she wouldn't let him do a deep dive into imager.
3 Toss__Pot 2018-01-18
classy guy! not just a sore loser, also a sore winner.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-18
It's pronounced Image-ur
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-01-18
It'sss pronounced 'I'm Grrrrrr'
1 obamabeblacknshiet 2018-01-18
Steve C?
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-01-18
Yesssssss
4 Bams_seed 2018-01-18
Imagine being the lead singer of 2U and joe elects himself as the face of the band
3 Toss__Pot 2018-01-18
The judge asked who played Bono, & he mumbled through the name... Sneaky, but I wonder why?
5 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-18
It's a guy by the name of....a childhood friend of mine
4 greygooser 2018-01-18
Maybe you're kidding, but it seemed like it was obviously edited out
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-18
hmm, I'll have to pay extra attention during my next weekly watching.
3 ObsessiveMuso 2018-01-18
RACISTS👏CAN👏ENTER👏CONTRACTS👏
1 Vulgah 2018-01-18
Thank you
3 866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-01-18
Not only does Joe want all the fame and adulation attributed to Ant. He also wants all the negative accusations as well. Greed.
Must be difficult being a failure who has a younger brother that’s rich and famous.
2 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-18
He thought it was going to be the Opie and Joe show. He still thinks he deserve credit for OandA. He legitimately believes he's a genius musician because he can poorly play a bunch of genres of music and use a looper to do a one man show. He's desperate for any form of attention that invalidates the idea of him an obscure and pathetic failure.
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-01-18
To be fair to the functional retard I think he was referencing the kid spit thing. However there was absolutely no reason to go into that at all. It had nothing to do with why his gig was cancelled but he felt the need to address it on national television anyway.
Joe is a dumb cunt.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-01-18
Not really. I'm sure if someone interested in booking him googled him, they'd find the kid spit Reddit stuff and equate it to pedophilia.
1 Billyassman 2018-01-18
Oh Lordy,Lordy.that boys a gift. Thank you sweet Jesus.Halellulahahaha.
1 danTHEdick 2018-01-18
Where's there's smoke there possibly could be the ashy remains of well, you know...
1 RacistPigeon 2018-01-18
4d chest? Oh I misread, thought you were vastly underestimating Opie's funbags.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-01-18
Someone should send that TV judge this subreddit. She has set a dangerous precident for (non) pedophile, racist, losers who mooch off a thier family to reek havok on the public. This was a win for child spit enthusiasts everywhere.
1 mb0087 2018-01-18
Not A Pedophile: The Tale of the Cumias
3 Toss__Pot 2018-01-18
classy guy! not just a sore loser, also a sore winner.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-18
It's pronounced Image-ur