The Opster did some coke!

99  2018-01-18 by ManiacalChrisBenoit

72 comments

Isis uses this to turn kids against the west.

Acid-washed jeans that come up to your navel are the mark of an infidel.

That acid could have been used to wash a woman's face.

What a dumb fucking huckleberry of a man. High waisted jeans with no belt and that lesbian hairdo. I want to punch his teeth out.

I would join Islam to run those two down with a jeep

What do you think Ron was doing at the exact moment this picture was taken?

Doing drugs and gaining weight, I reckon. Maybe planning on raping his daughter, the timeline's hazy

Please, don't disparage Mr. B. He is an ethical rapist; he always gave Gail and her friends Bye-Bye-Memory pills to save them from the trauma of his corpulence. I believe he acquired them from an acquaintance who use to work as a dentist.

My guess is fat rails with the blinds down.

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Yup. Circa 1990. That’s when he worked in Rochester.

You mean RochVegas? I'll see myself out...

I prefer Crotchchester myself but good enough... Love the place in the non snow periods of the year..

sShHEeDDDdd eEhHPPppppP!

I had the same jeans. Just a little more faded.

You can see some budding tits under the tucked in shirt too.

I love the fact he was quite happy to dress like an idiot but wouldn't fork out for a decent training bra.

The man is just an absolute penis.

What exactly is a huckleberry? I'm genuinely curious.

It basically means lands somewhere between doofus and hatable buffoon in this particular case. What I meant to say is that the Opie is just an embarrassing jackass.

Those all define Opie, yes-- I agree.

Huckleberry doesn’t mean anything close to this, Doc

A weird berry that grows in western mountain states and tastes damn good in a moscow mule.

Nigga looks like Glass Joe from Punch Out.

And this is what he's referencing when he said he could have been a model

That woman most likely has grandkids and is happy.

Opie has a waterhead and irritable depression.

I'm fairly sure Irritable Depression isn't in the DSM

ME: I used to dabble. Just a taste.

A little crushed up Ritalin and caffeine for the Opester!

his face in this pic is saying "TSSSS"

He has Derosa shoulders and I never noticed.

I hate Opie's stupid rat face

COULDA BEEN A MODEL, BRUTHAMAN!!!!

You again?

Dude u r such a h8r. Opster coulda been a model?

Have a good one.

Opie and his rat like features would seem completely normal if you saw him in a sewer pipe eating a crusty band aid off of a hepatitis turd

Colorful.

His tiny mouth is rage-inducing.

Is this shopped a little bit or did he have tits even when he was 18?

No, I see them too. Just a lil taste before they grew into the magnificent bosoms we all now know and love.

His left tit looks the same size as her left tit....

" one goes this way the other goes that way "

Too lazy to photoshop anything. This is 100% pure Opster.

Look around!

What's this from? Is he actually...modeling?

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The fact that he thinks this corny local low level shit is modeling and he was basically one step away from making millions in Milan is great.

I don't think Opie is funny. He lies a lot, too. But I'll give Opie credit - he knew it would be great radio to bring this in, and it was. Better idea than any of the shows have had since 2014. But let's keep pretending Ant and Jim haven't both lost something without the titted moron. None of the shows actually do anything. Boring topics, boring breaks, nowhere to find any humor. Even when Ant and Jim get together, they're funny, but not like they used to be when things they could make fun of were dropped on their laps. These three idiots need each other but Opie had to ruin everything, and the other two aren't smart enough to do what this blonde fool was able to. The amount of failure all around is incredible.

Oh shutup. There's a million reasons why Jim and Ant started to suck. You really think "lack of the opester" is one of those reasons?

They were always gonna suck eventually.

Opie could have easily been replaced back in 2006 by just encouraging each one of the producers to speak up a little more.

Why don’t you come back here and shut up? First of all I agree with you that they should’ve branched off, stuck up for themselves and got rid of him, and kept the producers who clearly preferred Anthony. That said, the only reason I say they were funnier with Opie is because they actually were handed material they could goof on. Maybe it was the producers who found the stuff, but like it or not it was Opie who hounded them to bring material to the show. Even in the last years of the show that everyone says stunk, they brought the Happy Days episode to shit on and the Brady Bunch Variety hour and that clip from Grease plus loads of stories about tards and losers to goof on. Even when Ant and Jim are together now, and most certainly when they are apart, they talk about things that go NOWHERE. I get it, we all hate Opie - but because of him the funny guys had something to actually be funny with.

I agree with alot of that. But Opie couldve done that from behind the scenes.

then why did o&a already suck in 2013 with the exception of a few good shows

then why did o&a already suck in 2013

Because nobody knew how to end that fahkin' thing!

Barack Hussein Obama.

It sucked compared to classic shows, but 2013 Opie and Anthony is still miles ahead of current shit.

I'll give him credit for nothing until he kills himself. At least then he will have contributed something funny.

No shoulders and womanly hips. He was built for the NBA. He could have made it if he was a lil taller.

Nope, he'd be too busy bein a model.

*WNBA

Im staying on this ladder until my wife leaves me

Then why is he still up there?

The Opster did some coke!

So did Shaun Ryder

Enjoy Coke! Why don’t you mind your business what I enjoy.

I absolutely believe that he could have been a model. I mean, he's just got sex appeal written all over him.

Those spindly arms, tho...

The girls are thicker. That's pathetic

If you aren't getting cocaine from Columbia off the black market using bitcoin you aren't living.

Woodchuck looking nigga

What a homely woman that is.

I love this clip.

Chip immediately chiming in "getting zooted" and that he did a pound once is basically confirming that Chip is Opie. Also, Opie getting agitated about no knowing what coke smells like confirms his shitty lie.

sniff

This young man caddied for me once. He sucked.

LOOK AROUND

Think about your friends..think about your family...think BEYOND the moment...WCMF and 31 care about YOU

He looks like every socially inept loser I ever went to school with.

Nope, he'd be too busy bein a model.

*WNBA