What a watery worm as Patrice once said.

I’d rather be raped by you than u/RapistWithAIDS

Take that as a compliment

Jimmy is a pathetic little tranny-fucking child.

As opposed to a child tranny fucker like a certain friend of his...

I love that he thinks throwing Louie under the bus is going to distract them from accusing him of something. The fact that he’s barely famous will keep him protected long after he’s dead. No worries Jimmy.

I mean, fuck Louis CK and everything, but yeah. Social Justice Jimmy can get cancer and die.

Jimmy's most historical funny moments (especially when he was angry Jimmy) are completely ruined for me because I know he's just placating to what he thought people wanted to hear. It's amazing to have watched him completely change with the times and conform to what he thinks people want to hear now. He really does take the shape of whatever glass you pour him into. Admittedly he's not the only person in entertainment to do this he's just the only person I used to like.

Says the man who historically made moves for massage therapists to give him a handjob or rub his asshole. It was funny when one of Louis CK’s friends was one of them that he made the move on them and Jimmy had his Lucky Louie jacket with him.

I can’t wait for stalker Patti to come forward.