I've watched all the available episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia so now I'm counting the ways Opie has subsumed Dennis' personality.

9  2018-01-17 by ryanasimov

  1. Philly Crew
  2. "Blowing up my spot" quote
  3. Pointlessly cruel for comedic effect (but Dennis' meanness is actually funny).
  4. Part owner of a bar (I know it was a restaurant with Opie, but it had a bar).
  5. Messy, "I can't be bothered to comb it" hair (early seasons of IASIP).
  6. Narcissist who lacks empathy (all the characters are like that, but Dennis is the most pronounced).
12 comments

11  mechahitler666 2018-01-17

How dare you compare the golden God to the sack of shit that is Opie

2  Yaseetheo 2018-01-17

One of them has already peaked.

2  LiberalPussy 2018-01-17

BEGONE, VILE MAN! BEGONE FROM ME!

1  TheDannySaint 2018-01-17

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

1  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2018-01-17

It’s the implication.

1  CoolerKing37 2018-01-17

You know damn well that Opie doesn't watch anything besides 90 Day Finance and The Kardashians.

1  UhLookHereMan 2018-01-17

The O.P.I.E. System

1  MF_Cumio 2018-01-17

This makes me cringe thinking how horrible the word "Opie" must sound coming out of Lynsi Smigo-Margera's cocksucking Philly lips.

1  juschippinyababe 2018-01-17

Is that fucking show coming back or what?