What I Know About Aziz Ansari. – Heather Fink – Medium

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(((Heather Fink)))

On what fucking planet is are Aziz and Dunham underepresented? (Fink Jew): "to me, Aziz Ansari is another Lena Dunham. The actions don’t match the words. Both are underrepresented voices who achieved new milestones for the groups they represent."

This nigga Aziz has been in a shit ton of movies and tv shows and millions of dollars.

Liberals are fucking insane, they can't see past race

Earth?

You DO know that earth is about 15% white and 50% female right?

Is that what under represented means in the way she's using it, pal? You know you dont have to agree with someone to understand their point, right? I understand shit I dont agree with all day long and I dont have to pretend to be obtuse at all. Take that shit to the breitbart comment section.

Triggered

You cant do any better than that?

She is talking about the ethnic/gender groups they belong to. That is true about Aziz, but I don't think women are really underrepresented these days.

Fuck this bitch for:

Plugging her shitty show.

Thinking a man suppose to acknowledge her when he having a conversation with another man.

Praising a man only to shit on him all in the same sentence.

And for liking Lena Dunham

You didn't like the way she explained the biz to us civilians?

My head's still spinning at the byzantine like nature of it all.

"He started doing standup in NYC shortly after me and is a few years younger. In the early years of his act he didn’t have much material and it was mostly gimmicks like a recorded phone call he’d play. Everyone agreed there was something likable and funny about him, but he really didn’t have any jokes in his standup. It was surprising when he teamed up early on with veteran UCB improvisors Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel to form MTV’s Human Giant. I remember myself and others being jealous and thinking — hey how did this new kid score that? Years later he ended up on Parks and Rec, and later performed standup for sold out shows at Madison Square Garden — and by then, he wasn’t just good, he was great. As an actor, he’s hilarious and unique. Same for his standup: fantastic original perspective with heart and intelligence."

Maybe they didn't express any interest in you because your standup is likely shit

Master Of None isn’t just good, it’s aspirational.

Into the trash it goes. I also like the writers quirky picture, she likes cake! Get it?!

Someone has to round all these people up and just deport them. Doesn't matter where. Just pack them onto trains, buses, shipping tankers, planes, are march them down a fucking highway to Mexico or something. They're diseased beyond repair.

it's hard when you hate both sides of an issue

I don't hate Aziz, but this has all been very entertaining.

Fuck your username.

"Speaking up is our currency, when for centuries it had only been our sexuality."

For centuries, the only value we had was our pussy. Then we learned how to talk.

Let's just do that now. Forget that pesky vagina thing, girls, let's be heard!!

I just can't get the image of aziz following the woman around like sterns beatlejuice jumping in the air to repeatedly hand throat fuck her.

Rough sex ain't my kink but that I'd pay to watch

Ay Heavah, is you finkin’ or sumptin’?

-Cockney Chip

I think we can all agree that 17 paragraph think piece could have been condensed into 5-7 sentences