There's nothing more annoying than when a bitch gets some stupid sentence tattooed that she thinks is incredibly profound. I hate this generation

I have an ex who got 'Today's Yesterday's Tomorrow' tattooed on her side.

I tried to explain to her beforehand that she's using incorrect grammar and would REALLY regret it, but she was incoherently drunk and gave me one of those "WHATEVER YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME I DO WHAT I WANT" routines, so now she has a shitty tattoo with bad grammar that she definitely regrets.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/72/06/52/720652d8bac8d6a59b5e7c0e2af4feca--fail-tattoos-worst-tattoos.jpg

Yep, basically.

Regerts

"Today is the tomorrow of yesterday"

It's confusing and stupid but it's not technically incorrect. It's like how "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence.

Today is yesterday's tomorrow. Today shouldn't be possessive of yesterday, because it's the subject not an adjective.

today's yesterday's tomorrow is grammatically equivalent to saying "the tomorrow of the yesterday of today"

What two parts of speech needed to be a complete sentence is that missing? You get one guess.

The first 's can stand for "is."

You're right, but it doesn't read like that.

That said I accept that I'm a big time faggot and will leave this up as a reminder of my failures.

It's ambiguous but it's not incorrect. You could also parse the sentence to say "the yesterday of today is tomorrow" which is factually incorrect but not grammatically incorrect. It's confusing and retarded, but it parses.

Whatever man this shit's boring who cares

Both of my nieces have PARAGRAPHS written down their sides. I'd be happy with just a phrase ...

It's not just this generation, women have been stenciling this drivel on living room walls as well for years now.

Whenever you see some cursive words tattooed on a girl, it’s almost always something a guy 10 years younger than her would think is profound.

Happiness is a destination, but it can only be reached by having your waterhead brother swindle money from truckers.

Is happiness a hostel in Thailand?

I would give a kidney to pound Bobo's sister from behind and blast a load on her back while reading that tattoo.

Happiness is a warm gun.

Oh yes it is.

Starting to think that Bobo isn't the only 'tard in the household.

She's an idiot.

Bobetta

I'm positive that's not how that quote goes

I had to google it because it sounds like she fucked up some other quote, but nope, it’s a quote from “One Tree Hill.”

Oh, fuck it just got worse. A quote from an off network TV show?

Are we sure Bobo is the retard here?

I don't know what that is, but in that case "One Tree Hill" got it wrong.

Isn't she supposed to be doing like charity medical work in all these countries? That she's traveling as part of a program to help people?

Not just using the gofundme money to go stay at fancy beachside resorts with infinity pools and go on hiking excursions with cute boys?

Bobo and his people are gypsies; theft isn't their lifestyle, it's their entire culture.

Bobo said she stays in hostels and that's somehow helping people.

Here's one of the hostels from her instagram, where her and three friends spelled out "YOLO" in an infinity pool:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g303868-d1595154-Reviews-Zephyr_River_Lodge-Lanquin_Alta_Verapaz_Department.html

Yes the pool and the view are amazing. HOWEVER this is not a hostel, it's basically a club where you can't get any sleep with electronic music blasting until 1:30AM (sometimes 3:00). Not great when most activities start at 7:00AM...

They kept the music blaring loud until about 3am and you can hear the music and feel the bass in the dorms. A lot of travellers left feeling unhappy because they didn't realize how much money they were spending. It's a beautiful place, but honestly lots of hostels have good views because Lanquin in so stunning.

Really seems like she's giving back to the less fortunate

Really seems like she's giving back to the less fortunate

By that you mean all the unclipped natives, right?

Yeah no, that's a shithole. At no point in my life, even when I was a dumb teenager, would that have looked fun to me.

Is it because you weigh 400 pounds?

Because that's my reason

I could have been a model.

So it’s basically a fuck hut for horny foreigners who can’t afford local escorts.

Yeah his explanation was flawless. She plays to travel and study abroad by working for a little while at a hospital after she gets abroad.

Why not work a little more and help her mom instead of asking for money while she wastes time?

Be the change you want to see in the world

People who get tattoos that only other people can see are insane.

Really makes me think

At lest it gives the natives something to read when they're fucking her in the ass.

It's upside down during blowjobs tho.

Who reads during a blowjob anyway?

Come on, she's just trying to enjoy herself in this life of ours.

It's a cum target.

In thought her Instagram was private because Bobo said she was off limits as she was a civilian?

Should say "Happiness is a mood bought by Donations"

Just want you want to be reading as you nut

damn, she deleted her instagram.

Nah it's still all there.

Must just be you because you're a loser.

Jst jk m8 try again.

really, I can't access it

Maybe you got blocked, creep.

She blocked you. Tee hee

She even changed her IG from private to public dawg. You totally got blocked.

She'd look better with a mushroom one.

Jackson Heights, New York

That's where Randy Watson is from. You may remember him from the "What's Going Down" episode of That's My Momma and from the band Sexual Chocolate.

But have you heard of the Count of Roslyn Heights?

It's actually a pretty great neighborhood, but I wouldn't get a tattoo there.

Cool.

I was just illustrating how dumb women are, constantly posting their whereabouts.

Woodside and Jackson Heights have seen an influx of yuppies and some hardworking immigrants. Depends where in Jax Heights though. I spent the last 6 years or so in Corona, right on the border of Jax Heights and 4 blocks from Roosevelt avenue. There were many nights it looked like an actual war zone.

I used to frequent Donovan's pub when I still was in NY. Last time I flew in, I stopped in to grab a burger. Wouldn't you know, there was Bobo shoving a burger in his face... I took my burger to go and haven't been back since.

I've seen Bobo there too, he's a regular.

Damn good burger, though.

Tremendous burger. They had a change of ownership a few years ago, but I can report that the burger is still top notch.

Did he offer you a night of enchantment at the Queens Motor Inn.

I ran into Bobo at the Queens center mall a few years ago. I approached him and had a brief conversation, but he started bugging me out and I parted ways with him. He actually is a retard.

How was he bugging you out?

I am fascinated by the little tard.

Oh yeah, that's prostitute alley over there.

Fun fact, Jackson Heights was planned and built to be a Jew-free enclave in the early 20th century. While Brooklyn and lower Manhattan were swelling with Eastern Europeans, some developers promoted this new community as "for Christian Americans", which is pretty ironic now that it's one of the least Christian, most diverse parts of America.

I think Jackson Heights is actually the single most diverse community in the world. I read somewhere that every nationality on the planet was represented there.

Yeah, I've read that about Queens County generally speaking, in terms of language and country of origin, and Jackson Heights is the epitome.

Also, not sure if it's still true, but in the late 90's Queens county was the only county in the US where non whites out earned whites. Lotta industrious Asians.

Flushing man. NYC best "public" schools like Stuyvesant, Brooklyn Tech, Bx. Science are fucking completely packed with Chinese/Korean kids with insane Tiger moms who churn out academic animals. These kids literally study all day. Also several communities full of Indians, again, extremely hard working parents who's mothers actually give a fuck about their kids. I made a brief return to school and spent a few semesters at Queens College, full of very bright Asian kids who couldn't afford tuition to more prestigious institutions, but were insanely ambitious and also hardworking.

Totally. Those specialty high schools were packed with Asians even in my day, but more so now. And Flushing is absolutely booming with cash from China and Taiwan. It's developing its own little skyline.

When people start bringing up the oppression of non-whites and white privilege, I always mention Flushing. It's essentially a tiny city in Queens. Pretty fucking impressive. The whole area near the hospital, subway station, BestBuy/Target, Mall. It gets dirty, the people are obnoxious and wacky as fuck, but it's alive, full of hope, promise, and has an actual culture. Most importantly those people aren't walking around with their handout. Flushing and LIC are one of many examples of how White Men/ and Asians are light years ahead of anyone else.

How much does a tattoo cost in gofundme dollars?

Wow. Bitch is like, so deep.

What is free money

She has a shitty brother too.

Only good quote is "you can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break or wisen up a chump"

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I generally can ignore that kind of nonsense when fucking the ladies from behind but that's a tough one.

I'm just here for the picture of her pierced nipples poking through her shirt.

Pierced nipples on pancake tits attached to a barrel body.

She's a future flatso, so I hope she enjoys having youth on her side for at least a little while longer.

Is there a backup of this for research purposes?

Lol, no. I assume members of this sub gave her a reason to deactivate the account.

"Happiness is a mood..."

No shit, you faggot.

I'd like to spray some warm white-out on that tattoo.

Fraud is a crime, worse if you take free vacations.

Atta girl, traveling the world and taking dick all over the place, i hope she goes to Afric next.

I'd laugh but I have just as shitty of a tattoo. I think I'll go play in traffic.

Fag

This bitch is going through all the money and leaving nothing for the retard and his outlandish trips.

We are sleeping on what an absolutely stupid sentiment that is. Why wouldn’t happiness be a worthy destination? I mean, that puts aside materialism, whining, phony depression, narcissism, literally hundreds of other negative things that prevent people from having a real happiness in their life that isn’t dependent on others, or on their position, or on their wealth or lack of wealth, I could go on for hours. Like, literally, what else is there to be on the planet for if not to be happy and help others be happy. It’s so basic, even Christians and atheists more or less agree on the basic concept of happiness, having and giving, is essential to a life well-lived. What a dumb bitch. But I would still cum on her tattoo.

She's a queens cunt who thinks she is unique rich girl traveling the world. Basic bitch shit

Shut up

Is raped by natives a destination?

The current crop of "I want something meaningful but it can't be religious bc eww and it can't be something a Cis male has said" tattoos is going to be glorious to see, It's almost as bad as naming your kid after some smelly body of water you happen to live next too,or naming your daughter after a really really famous male singer.

She made it private or took it down.

Jeeze, I wonder how much GoFundMe dough went towards that.

Tattoo should have ended with, 'olryte.'

Happy people dont get dat tattoo, child.

Ewww.

It's a tough one, man...
On the one hand, I feel like I should be mad at the fraud, but on the other, I feel like she finally deserves some residuals for the years of Bobo poorly hiding in her hamper whenever she came out of the shower.

Anyone who has a motivational saying tattoo should immediately kill themselves.

Some of you dopes paid for it. lol.

Yep, basically.

Nah, he's actually retarded. I think he definitely hams it up, or maybe gets nervous live, but he's not well by any measure.

Today is yesterday's tomorrow. Today shouldn't be possessive of yesterday, because it's the subject not an adjective.

today's yesterday's tomorrow is grammatically equivalent to saying "the tomorrow of the yesterday of today"

What two parts of speech needed to be a complete sentence is that missing? You get one guess.

You're right, but it doesn't read like that.

That said I accept that I'm a big time faggot and will leave this up as a reminder of my failures.

I even had the urge at one point to punch him b/c I was embarrassed about even knowing who he was

LOL

That's a good point.