One of the funniest moments in the Lady Di saga; she spends 20 minutes describing ordering fish at Crown Chicken then 10 seconds describing her mugging.
She would go on all the beer and ciggie runs for him and occasionally toot on his pecka. Plus she had that money from her dead dad for a while, he probably got a taste.
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4 Dennyislife 2018-01-17
He was agoraphobic. She would go get beer for him.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-17
Excellent theory.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-17
Thanks now I have to google agoraphobic
3 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-17
An experienced and welcoming anus and mouth for his 4 inch herpes dispenser?
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-17
I miss tough-guy Bill.
Ya know, you guys are pretty funny.
2 ryanindayton 2018-01-17
I was driving north on 101 near Gilroy when I heard that. Funny how it sticks with ya. Or me. Just me.
2 dsmoll43 2018-01-17
his favorite animal was the water buffler
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-01-17
She was his maid and beer deliverer.
1 DaveNone 2018-01-17
He liked to sit in the closet and watch her suck homeless guys dicks. It was the only way he could get hard anymore.
1 decmcg 2018-01-17
I imagine the bumbling old mess was charming in her owns way plus she drank with him and degenerate alcoholics love a drinking buddy.
1 PrincessPusssyLips 2018-01-17
Is Lady Di alive?
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-17
No no no no. I'm alive?
1 LamarThePotato 2018-01-17
It depends.
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2018-01-17
Fat crack smokers tend to coalesce
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-17
You're a fat crack smoker. You're a pig. (Fake Louis CK voice)
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-17
Bill is gay. Bill is broke.
No no no no. Bill's not broke and he'll never be!
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-01-17
I have a feeling she wasn't going to Crown Fried Chicken for the 2-piece combo.
1 WaltTheGooseJenkins 2018-01-17
One of the funniest moments in the Lady Di saga; she spends 20 minutes describing ordering fish at Crown Chicken then 10 seconds describing her mugging.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-17
Hahahaha. She 100% was buying crack, and just maybe ordering fish at a terrible chicken place.
1 age_of_cage 2018-01-17
She would go on all the beer and ciggie runs for him and occasionally toot on his pecka. Plus she had that money from her dead dad for a while, he probably got a taste.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-17
"Well, I was helping with bills and stuff like that, and I bought some clothes..."
This explains 15 grand missing. haha
1 NowthatswhatIcallPFG 2018-01-17
And a watch!
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-17
And probably a couple of rounds at the Blarney Stone, am I right!?
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2018-01-17
A gaping asshole in the backseat of a car
1 SlimWiggins 2018-01-17
She has some nice bubs
1 LamarThePotato 2018-01-17
It certainly was sex, at least blowjobs and a beer courier.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-01-17
What I want to know is how the hell Bill was making a couple thousand a week in retirement. What the fuck did he do for a living?
1 tonybygodcole 2018-01-17
Hellooooo Bill
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-01-17
It was sex at first then he just made her run errands. He also probably belted her in the face for fun.