Healthier than Sam "Large Pepsi" Roberts

12  2018-01-17 by loscrenshaw

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Sam is malnourished to the point that his hair is falling out and his wife is getting fucked by another man.

He's getting pretty fat too.

Skinny fat, which is somehow worse than fat fat

who is less healthy than sam roberts?

Jim

The japanese guy who got exposed to radiation and his skin fell off in that infamous shock image is slightly less healthy than Sam. He beats Sam by a smidge in the unhealthiness department.

CNN thinks medical doctors are fake news

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They definitely shaved a good 30-40 pounds off his weight. Meanwhile, Sam Roberts is going to die of scrurvy.

He's never had a flu shot, ya know.

He doesn't actually drink Pepsi does he?

Yuck... no....He drinks coke

Yuck... no....He drinks coke