Some dude in my company just posted a suicide note and might be dead after being suspended for telling a joke

107  2018-01-16 by Ant_Sucks

He posted mainly Dad jokes on the corporate intranet. "Be careful on those roads during the holidays, a lot of people are drinking and letting their wives drive".

In his suicide note he said "I live to make people laugh. It's my only gift, and now that's been taken away from me".

RIP Lenny.

94 comments

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-01-16

Thoughts and prayers.

1  Subeck 2018-01-16

I hope youre lenny

1  Ant_Sucks 2018-01-16

It'll be hilarious when I show up to the memorial.

1  Nulltor 2018-01-16

Fucking zinged those grieving cock suckers

1  deep_legal_shit 2018-01-16

I have a hunch there was more to this than him getting suspended for telling racist/sexist jokes

1  assreaper 2018-01-16

Post the website here.

1  Toss__Pot 2018-01-16

Has he got any goods he'll let you share with the sub? I think I've still got a FEDEX account.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-01-16

Good?

1  RSC-Tuff 2018-01-16

Good job getting us a picture

1  Daddy_Donuts 2018-01-16

Pics or it didn’t happen

1  ballsymcgee 2018-01-16

And make them snappy. I can only edge for so long

1  AlvinItchyCock 2018-01-16

I wish you would fall of an edge

1  ballsymcgee 2018-01-16

*off

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-16

Does that mean there won't be any fresh bread tomorrow?

1  Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-01-16

Yes,But it will difficult after finding out he suffocated his-self by using Panera bag on his head

1  PassProtect15 2018-01-16

oof

1  ballpitpredator 2018-01-16

I guess HR forgot to laugh

1  Ant_Sucks 2018-01-16

Lenny lost his way

1  Schrodingers_Moose 2018-01-16

🎵Don’t lose your waaaaaay🎵

1  harriswill 2018-01-16

you're lost

1  masao50025 2018-01-16

he's still hilarious

turns to camera with sheepish look and raises eyebrows

1  CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-01-16

http://www.fourfingerdiscount.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/lenny-thumbs-up.jpg

1  joeroganpodcastfan 2018-01-16

And which way was that?

1  DryTeeth 2018-01-16

I was waiting for the Vos plug....damn you, and your genuine horseshit.

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2018-01-16

He's lost

1  [deleted] 2018-01-16

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1  deep_legal_shit 2018-01-16

i deeply deeply love this

colin has entered the hall of legends

1  David_Tosk 2018-01-16

*laff

1  puppy_action_team 2018-01-16

I'm glad he was suspended for telling that joke

1  Ant_Sucks 2018-01-16

The one he got suspended for was a dirty joke. It was removed before I saw it.

1  puppy_action_team 2018-01-16

At my work, this guy actually said in the staff room. "Why are we hiring so many faggots to work here?" Thankfully the PC world hasn't affected every work place

1  TheDarkFezRises 2018-01-16

It's still good you reported him for talking about you that way.

1  --DC-- 2018-01-16

Are there any job openings? I'

1  King0nion 2018-01-16

At Compound Media? Shhuuuuure

1  SpurdoBurdo 2018-01-16

Well... Why are they?

1  Nulltor 2018-01-16

I was in an important meeting and one of my female bosses remarked that when she last boarded a plane she noticed that the pilot and co-pilot were women. I said "Did ..... Did you ask to be put on a different flight?". So fucking worth it.

1  puppy_action_team 2018-01-16

Are you on the shit list now.

1  Nulltor 2018-01-16

Somewhat. Half the room were desperately trying not to laugh and the other half looked disgusted. I'm so glad I went for it.

1  PeckerTits 2018-01-16

Did she respond with "Do..... Do you wanna work for another company?"

1  jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-01-16

do you work for scott greenstein?

1  sjeffiesjeff 2018-01-16

Everybody hated him and his stupid jokes

1  robocopsboner 2018-01-16

Are you taking resumés?

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-16

Lenny needs to lighten up and find another job. Clearly not everyone enjoyed his watercooler routine. But no one took away his humor. They just don't want that dumb shit in writing on their servers.

And anyone who would kill themselves over a job is too dramatic for this world anyway.

1  OPP_Yeah_You_Know_Me 2018-01-16

I don't think I've ever received a work related "joke" that was the least bit funny. I guess my years of listening to radio shows of the most horrible people on earth, warped my sense of humor.

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-16

If Lenny was standing outside in the rain, what would you do?

1  d4n4n 2018-01-16

I'd tell him black crime statistics, duh!

1  PepsiOkay 2018-01-16

The things people post here

1  Jackthejew 2018-01-16

I like when we mix it up. Opie has breasts we get it.

1  Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-01-16

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o68jQjPCDtU

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-16

Post a pic of it

1  ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-01-16

Was Lenny one of the guys that actually made the bread? I'm going to miss that delicious bread. Godspeed young Lenny.

1  WeWuzKangz 2018-01-16

Let the retarded fella know it was only Anthony messing with him over the phone, not corporate

1  all_copacetic 2018-01-16

All this time everyone thought he was the happy-go-lucky office cutup. When really, he was crying inside.

Rip Lenny :'(

1  ChippusMaximus 2018-01-16

Look at that weird sloped head.

1  knitro 2018-01-16

People say I'm the life of the party Because I tell a joke or two Although I might be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside I'm blue So take a good look at my face You'll see my smile looks out of place

1  jmwturner 2018-01-16

Time to turn back the apology clock!

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-16

Please tell me you work for the NY Giants front office and it's Lenny Markus.

1  ImIndignant 2018-01-16

I have no desire to be antisemitic, but Lenny makes it really fucking hard to not say bad things about the chosen people.

1  TheHarryHater 2018-01-16

I'm sorry for your loss, but it sounds like Lenny was kind of a fag. His jokes sound corny as fuck and yet he has the gall to pretend that other people actually appreciated his humor? "It's my only gift" - Sure it is, pal. Sure it is.

1  GiygasFetus 2018-01-16

My business partner was just charged with knowing/reckless abuse of a child resulting in death, a class 2 felony, and is likely to be convicted and sentenced to a minimum of 16 years. I haven't been involved with the business in well over a 2 years but i'm still technically a partner. AMA

1  niedrigescarbon 2018-01-16

is it a child porn ring?

1  HookerMouth82 2018-01-16

When did you realize you were gay?

1  GiygasFetus 2018-01-16

When I joined this sub.

1  Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-16

Lenny will be posthumously be made a General in the Kiss army.

1  Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-16

Oh fiddlesticks, never mind.

1  JerkStoreJ 2018-01-16

Does that mean you get to keep the soundbar?

1  decmcg 2018-01-16

Work isn't a place to try to be funny. If some cunt takes offence you're done. HR have zero backbone.

I raped a guy in the toilets for a laugh and he reported me. Welcome to 2018 gang.

1  SuperTrucker76 2018-01-16

Should've raped a girl bro. They stay silent for at least 20 years, or until you run for office. Guys get pissy over a lil bit of unauthorized entry.

1  ChippusMaximus 2018-01-16

Lol good. Weak faggot with shitty nyuk nyuk jokes.

1  Alvalanker 2018-01-16

Too many humans anyway.

1  realister 2018-01-16

He deserved it for such a crappy joke.

1  Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-16

How noble of him. Good for Lenny.

I hope those HR cunts blame themselves

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-16

The world had gone and gotten itself into a big damn hurry.

Leonard was here

1  Teds-Hentai-Emporium 2018-01-16

ya kiddin

1  The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-16

Even if this isn't true, what fucking idiot tells jokes on a company site? This is Panera not the chuckle hut you fucking retard. We can only hope he's dead

1  LamarThePotato 2018-01-16

He went with DIG-NITY!

1  Fagghouli 2018-01-16

We just had a dude fired for sexual assault, which basically mean't he was hitting on the girls in an awkward way. Meanwhile the arab with rape-charges is stalking 2 of the girls but nobody does anything about that.

1  A_Real_OG_Readmore 2018-01-16

Homicide > Suicide. Lenny needs to suck it up, take off a few heads and really give em a few chuckles.

1  NortheastPhilly 2018-01-16

You should follow Lenny's footsteps. Not by telling office jokes, but by killing yourself

1  piggyboi 2018-01-16

Lenny did it wrong - you're suppose to take the entire HR department with you.

1  Chuck_Chasem 2018-01-16

I think his real name was Joe Matarese.

1  tZdgPH307p 2018-01-16

“He gets it.” -David Brent.

1  liquidmachete 2018-01-16

i'm drunk years old and what is this

1  TARE_ME 2018-01-16

Lenny should've started his own green screen podcast network.

1  Bartlebyknowsit 2018-01-16

Good.

1  dirtyernie23 2018-01-16

Does anyone remember laughter?

1  Fugga6969 2018-01-16

NOT LENNY

1  campee 2018-01-16

Screenshots plz

1  Peckahnator 2018-01-16

"He posted mainly Dad jokes on the corporate intranet."

I hope he's dead.

1  Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-01-16

Are you going to tell him that one about the rabbits?

1  alamanluke 2018-01-16

Poor Lenny, he was good people.

1  KnickerLips 2018-01-16

I thought for sire that this would just be Rich Vos tour dates.

RIP Lenny

1  bombvest 2018-01-16

not all heroes wear nooses

1  aegrotatio 2018-01-16

OK, so is he dead or what?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Peckahs.

1  JerseyLowLife 2018-01-16

joe matarese lost his only patreon contributor.

1  cabaretcabaret 2018-01-16

What joke was he fired for?

1  SavenForever 2018-01-16

Now he can try comedy out for a living after this latest stunt.

1  lemonmattress 2018-01-16

Comedy gone too far

1  Nulltor 2018-01-16

Somewhat. Half the room were desperately trying not to laugh and the other half looked disgusted. I'm so glad I went for it.