Women never appreciate sound advice. Years ago this girl was texting me about how her bf was a piece of shit and then eventually followed up with "he just hit me I can't believe it" and "I'm crying my eyes out I have no place to go." I replied with some variation of "oh that's too bad, you should go to a friend's house" and proceeded to drink by myself and play Super Meat Boy until the sun came up. Always wondered why she stopped texting after that
The reason the author of the article put that in was to foreshadow that she wasn't given choice. The article wasn't written by an idiot, there so many elements that on first glance seem weird, but then you realize are purposeful. I hate Aziz, but this is written very craftily, and it makes me suspicious.
No. It was written by and idiot trying to be crafty. But they undercut their attempt at exposing Aziz with the exact techniques they were trying to use to destroy him.
Whoever wrote it undercut the point, with a girl putting her number in Aziz's phone, during a date with another guy, and so on. The girl is a piece of shit trying to hook up with the millionaire, while on a date.
The writing though continuously foreshadows Aziz not giving her a choice. It's purposefully pushing the rape idea. Also, taking a girl to a oyster bar, then back to your place, is old school shit. Oysters are the stereotypical aphrodisiac, maybe Aziz's date is too young to pick up on this obvious stuff.
No. It was written by and idiot trying to be crafty. But they undercut their attempt at exposing Aziz with the exact techniques they were trying to use to destroy him.
24 comments
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-16
do I go with the bit or say then what happened do I go with the bit or say then what happened
1 Mcchiseslizzy 2018-01-16
I hope he "clawed" her
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-01-16
The thought of Aziz's disgusting curry fingers in a mouth is so gross.
1 MCLyleStyle 2018-01-16
Do you think it was his poo wiping hand?
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-01-16
Was she a real woman, or also a fellow man in a dress? Anyway, I hope she was roofied and taken advantage of.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-01-16
Little Apu looking motherfucker
1 wimmyjales 2018-01-16
Tarsier monkey lookin ass.
1 JMueller2012 2018-01-16
That’s a rough one, man.
We don’t need want to believe that we’ve been so wrong about a person…
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-01-16
Aziz assumed that the fifth blowjob implied consent. These are the monsters lurking in Hollywood.
1 buttholebrigade 2018-01-16
Sounds like your friend needs some cheering up, maybe you could take her to see Rich Vos at Laugh Boston, January 25th, 26th or 27th.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-16
in fact he should
1 imdrunkdontjudge 2018-01-16
Women never appreciate sound advice. Years ago this girl was texting me about how her bf was a piece of shit and then eventually followed up with "he just hit me I can't believe it" and "I'm crying my eyes out I have no place to go." I replied with some variation of "oh that's too bad, you should go to a friend's house" and proceeded to drink by myself and play Super Meat Boy until the sun came up. Always wondered why she stopped texting after that
1 Leofan7 2018-01-16
She past.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2018-01-16
You'll have to excuse my friend. Hes a little slow. The town is back that way!
1 whatisthishere 2018-01-16
The reason the author of the article put that in was to foreshadow that she wasn't given choice. The article wasn't written by an idiot, there so many elements that on first glance seem weird, but then you realize are purposeful. I hate Aziz, but this is written very craftily, and it makes me suspicious.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-16
No. It was written by and idiot trying to be crafty. But they undercut their attempt at exposing Aziz with the exact techniques they were trying to use to destroy him.
1 whatisthishere 2018-01-16
Whoever wrote it undercut the point, with a girl putting her number in Aziz's phone, during a date with another guy, and so on. The girl is a piece of shit trying to hook up with the millionaire, while on a date.
The writing though continuously foreshadows Aziz not giving her a choice. It's purposefully pushing the rape idea. Also, taking a girl to a oyster bar, then back to your place, is old school shit. Oysters are the stereotypical aphrodisiac, maybe Aziz's date is too young to pick up on this obvious stuff.
1 turdstew 2018-01-16
im gay
1 ninebilliontimes 2018-01-16
Anyone else actually hope all these kikes and brown pets are just raping each other nonstop?
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-01-16
Racism is only funny when you combine it with some humor
1 PHDinSounding 2018-01-16
But what about the non verbal cues?
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-01-16
Knew this was fake after reading "my friend..."
1 itsclivepeters 2018-01-16
Tell her blowjobs before the jacuzzi
1 the_barroom_hero 2018-01-16
I DESERVE TO BE BLOOOOOOOOWN FIRST! OR I'LL BURN THE GODDAMN HOUSE DOWN!
1 David_Tosk 2018-01-16
Is that for real something she bitched about? the wine?
I fucking hate women under 30.
1 d4n4n 2018-01-16
Yeah it is.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-16
No. It was written by and idiot trying to be crafty. But they undercut their attempt at exposing Aziz with the exact techniques they were trying to use to destroy him.