I have a job interview with these two fellas. How best to impress them?

16  2018-01-15 by Ant_Sucks

18 comments

1  Toss__Pot 2018-01-15

'Black one' & 'fat one'... I'd say fried chicken for both.

1  Ironhawk05 2018-01-15

Soundbar and Simpsons box set.

1  OsloJimmy 2018-01-15

Seed

1  SpudsCuckley 2018-01-15

A cake with a file in it. They can decide who gets what.

1  Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-01-15

Don't forget to bring the Egg McMuffins

1  thoughts_n_prayers 2018-01-15

Mascot? - Hoagie Boy

1  Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-01-15

Vizio & Coke Floats

1  liljoeyk 2018-01-15

Bring them gifts of a real home entertainment system and a sick ass model train

1  notSamisGay 2018-01-15

Wear a perfect shirt.

1  Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-01-15

Bring donuts and a dead child

1  Patmcpsu 2018-01-15

Garlic butter sauce

1  UhLookHereMan 2018-01-15

Sprinkle some broken glass in your hair and bring some star wars merch

1  Rainbowuser13 2018-01-15

Vizio sound bar,wallmart gift card.

1  SvgPrwnBy 2018-01-15

Bring haemorrhoid cream. They will both be grateful.

1  SuperTrucker76 2018-01-15

Bring a sound bar, and a candy bar.

1  kangableezy 2018-01-15

Hamburger Hoagie. 80 ounce dr. pepper. big bag of butter.

1  pitt1991 2018-01-15

VeChain

1  Lil_Teddy_Sheckler 2018-01-15

Bring mayo