Aziz Ansari Responds to Allegation of Sexual Misconduct: "I Took Her Words to Heart"

17  2018-01-15 by MrPsFriend

32 comments

"I know I was physically giving off cues that I wasn't interested..." Typical of some male-pig to assume a blow job is a sign of interest

yah but not with vigor

Yeah wid her mouth

twice

You know what's a really good cue? "I'm not in to this, I'm going home", and then you walk out.

Yeah, but how could she possibly fight off a 5'3" curry chef if that angered him. Checkmate.

Twice! And he still didn't get it. Monster!

If she wasn't smiling, giving a thumbs up and signing a sexual consent release form then that is rape!

....as well as his peckuh

Where do you want me to fuck you? Hey! Wait! Where are you going?!

It's called a little rascals hat.

This was literally me everytime i hooked up with someone in high school.. damn

Braggart.

Tsss yeah what about bragghistory or sumpthin

Kumail Nanjiani next?

we should get some odds on who's next.

Nah he's a fag. Aziz actually likes femalea

It's in their blood

WHy was this downvoted?

What is happening to this sub...

Apparently this place has a big Indian fan base? Haha

I blame the Brits here.

I guess fake racism isn't allowed on this sub now. Alot of pussies have infiltrated this mother fucker recently I've noticed.

I love to make fun of ant for retardedly spewing the top 10 google results for "black crime statistics" for 7 hours a night every day, but that doesn't change the fact that they're all true and what he says is right.

It's called subvertion and shilling. They see this place as the enemy and they know how to change it because it's reddit and it's a stupid popularity-contest with the comment where the popular ones form a "concensus" of what is ok to say and what's not.

Fired, so fired

A good way to show someone that you're not interested in them sexually is to put their genitals in your mouth. It sends a clear signal that you're not open for business and really gets your point across.

It's like how when I'm not hungry, I call up and reserve a seat at my favorite restaurant. I head down there and order an entree, maybe a couple appetizers and a drink too. When they bring me my food I scream at them that I'm not hungry, because they should've picked up on that.

Ughh, restaurants are the worst. I'll go to one and order a burger and they'll actually bring me a burger. They should know that I actually wanted some soup and a salad, but they just refuse to pick up on the cues I give off because they're pigs.

You know what's worst, i actually ordered a regular hamburger at the fast-food place and they kept asking me which one. I said again, a hamburger and they asked for the fucking size of it, then i yelled at them and told them to fuck off.

Back to a New Delhi call-center for this street-shitter please.

The fact that this chick is allowed to air this shit out anonymously is ridiculous. If you're going to hang someone's dirty laundry out like this at least stand behind it.

And took my claw to mouth

How do you think he felt when he got a 300 word text of legalese about "non-verbal cues" the morning after he rubbed his dick all over a 21 year old?

So a celebrity takes you out to dinner and you go back to his place. What the fuck did you think he intended to happen? Sounds like one way or another she wanted this curry nigger to make her famous.