Out of morbid curiosity I want to see Tom Hanks accused of sexual harassment next.

I don't just want him to be accused I want him to be unashamedly guilty and unrepentant.

With the accuser having him on audio acting like Mel Gibson?

Checking out the sub now. It's kinda weird when you have a morning rod going. I'm going step out for 5, brb.

Beware the Chocolate Menace

I'm really looking forward to the Last Of Us 2. That scene with the girl getting her wings clipped was aces. I really like how they portray violence. It's all squishy and real.

I'm giving free hugs if there are any takers.

only if they are the mouth hug type

The new monster hunter looks cool as fuck.

Sometimes my dick gets hard when I shave my asshole

Pennywise the clown is real:

https://youtu.be/QobsqxdslHI

more like pennyUNWISE o sumtin. tsss.

Holy fuck a free for all, this could get crazy

I tug my cunt-stuffer to those adverts asking for money to help the starving African children.

I ate curry and drank beer last night. This morning I took a shit that, at best, could be described as blasphemous. I think the lamb Jalfrezi actually contained Alsatian meat.

I had chicken tikka masala a few months ago that ruined me. It's bad when I'm offended by my own scent, but there I was.

Are the mods ever going to comment on all the cunty stealth removals they do? It's the one big negative aspect to this sub.

“one”

I'm relatively new here and judging by the content of this sub I had no idea that they removed much of even the shittiest of shitposts.

Shut the fuck up, new kid.

Ah, as opposed to the classic seasoned veteran of almost 2 whole months I see.

[removed]

Being new, you have to post your terrible podcast or pictures of your awful dick for us to mock

Nice try. Even I know that only tranny cock is allowed here.

Check at the big brain on Brad

Peckahs, that is all

Patriots-Eagles Super Bowl and the birds are winning

heyyy big jay, sign my fingerless gloves and chain wallet

Supertoys Last All Summer Long

It's my third day without a cigarette.

Im doing OK but boy do I want one!

Keep it up. You'll save yourself money and from the need to take a break after a walk up a small flight of stairs because of AIDs in your lungs.

In all seriousness, hope you've been able to hold up.

Yup still hanging in there. 5th day now

Nice

Does anyone know where I can find the clip of Patrice telling Marc Maron to shut up during his hack Jesus joke on Tough Crowd? I'll suck your dick if you can find it.

https://youtu.be/YIITaG7bjMk?t=4m1s

Pay it forward, fam.

I love you.

The weather is not great here, gang. It's supposed to be a slippery commute. Take it slow in the ice and snow, I always say.

You guys ever listen to PJ Harvey and go "holy shit, women aren't total shite?"

Just with Liz Phair.

I have a weird theory that there are about 200-400 fake people logged into this place 24/7, I've never seen it go under 200 peckas, or anything get over 700 likes

Frankly, I deserve to be blown.

BEFORE JACUZZI

The Sister Shits or The Shiver Shits would be a good name for a punkrock band.

What's this sub do?

African-American males have lower average IQ, higher time preference, higher average testosterone levels, and higher incidence of the ‘warrior gene’ which predispose them to higher rates of violent crime.

What is the source of "GO AHEAD, BE A MURDERER JUST LIKE YA FATHA"?

only if they are the mouth hug type