Dude should just say it didn't happen. It worked for TJ Miller.

I don't know why they don't all use the "What? No!" defense.

Two possible reasons. Either they think they can mitigate the damage by copping to some vague "regrettable incidents" that they want to "move past." Or they're afraid there is more evidence behind the accusations that would make them look even worse if they said it never happened.

TJ raped that chick in 2000ish, so he's probably confident there is no video of it. At this point, they're just decade and a half old "allegations." It took like 60 rape allegations before people kind of turned on Cosby. And hollywood loves a guy who fled the country after raping a child.

he raped her cause she said so? nice. she have magic powers that make everything she says become reality?

Yes.

Yes. That’s why dating really really sucks. I fly RC planes now.

expensive hobby?

Cost of entry is a bet steep. Get yourself a used dx6i and a Sim to learn on your pc, much cheaper than wrecking foam constantly.

thanks. I need new hobbies, man.

It's pretty fun. Fpv is cool, too rich for my blood though. I've got an mcpx collective pitch helo that's nuts, and a little quad as well that's pretty fun.

that nigga did that shit. fuck TJ after he treated patrice like shit. That motherfucker

another good point. TJ has the best wife in the world, she stood by him and said that the woman was making shit up. and she got on that immediately. so by the time most places wrote articles on it, it was about TJ, his wife, and witnesses saying the bitch was making it up.

plus TJ is not famous enough for it to be a major scandal, but is right on the launch pad essentially. And they won't fire him over on Deadpool 2 no matter what.

Ah yes, the good old Mark Wahlberg defense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbl-umsFOM

Cause they're still fags who don't want to say a woman would just make it up.

I have enjoyed nothing more than watching the #believewomen faggots be hoisted by their own petard

That's the long and short of it. I want these cocksuckers to try living by the impossible standards they push on everyone else.

Did you see that interview with James Franco on colbert's show? Celebrities backed themselves into a corner by saying "all women should be believed", because now if they deny it they're calling them liars. He was stammering and stuttering like crazy trying to find the words, and finished with "those allegations were inaccurate".

They can't deny any allegation now. It's hilarious.

It's weird, because there is a reasonable alternative. We can support women who come out with allegations and not accept character assassinations of the victim as a defense.

No you sexist pig. Due process and rape investigations are victim blaming and violence against women

Are you new here?

it's even worse because they really should have come up with a way to talk about the skeletons in their own closet. like did none of those guys at the golden globes really think that they wouldn't have had to answer questions about sexual assault if they showed up?

like did Franco think Colbert was just going to allow those allegations to slide by?

Colbert shook his hand and thanked him after his pathetic stammering. If Franco weren't "hollywood royalty," Colbert would have ridiculed him in front of his audience of trained seals.

Are you that big of a retard that you don't know all those questions are screened beforehand by they're agent. They do pre-interviews.

No celeb on these talkshows or on news stations are asked questions that weren't ok'd

Hollywood is burning

And i love it! Fuck the kikes and their glorified prostitutes.

the difference is TJ Miller has a huge part in a Spielberg film coming out soon so he knows he can be as much of a dick as possible because the month after that film comes out all his trangressions will be wiped from the public's minds.

Miller is essentially in juvenile mode. he can get away with anything because everything gets wiped clean after a certain date.

That's why Miller has been such a dick in interviews and shit talking Kumail and the other faggots on Silicon Valley.

Unless that movie bombs. But it sounds like the kind garbage people love these days, so who knows.

watch the trailer, its too damn good looking for it to fail. and mind you that CGI in trailers is usually shit because they are still making a lot of it until right before release.

Really? It just looks like part of Tron and Starwars plots with a bunch nostalgia thrown in for fan service. It looks worse than the 2016 ghostbusters IMO.

t just looks like part of Tron and Starwars plots with a bunch nostalgia thrown in for fan service

you're a faggot who loves David Letterman, Ron Bennington, and Norm Mcadonald.

you have no political views just like Jim Norton, but somehow think you can mock him for having the same moderate stance as you.

fuck off

he is still right about that shit movie

Imagine defending the "I REMEMBER THAT THING FROM THE 80S!" movie.

Your honor, my client would like to plead, "nuh uhh"

Yeah, but I’ve laughed at Aziz’s comedy before

Reminds me of the scene in observe and report. Lather your self in some bubbles. Haha

Fuck you Saddam Hussein of Iraq

Oh shit, yeah I wasn’t touching her in a sexual way.

Joe Budden called it.

What’d that spook have to say?

he said something on his show, everyday struggle, a few weeks ago that he heard Aziz was next.

Louis J Gomez was also talking about it on Real Ass Podcast, even showed his acceptance speech and how the whole room ghosted Aziz because they all knew this was coming out. Said he was told when TJ miller story came out that Aziz was next

This definitely seems like a conspiracy

pump it up

https://soundcloud.com/joebuddenpodcast/episode-140-on-a-different-time

44:20 mark. This is from a month ago.

What the fuck is going on

Lol, I'm more surprised Joe Budden is still around and get 200k views on a podcast.

Good I can't wait for the rest of the liberal comedian dominoes to fall. Delicious karma that they're being taken down by those they tried to win over by catering to.

Except they don't go down anymore. No one gave a shit about tj Miller or Dan Harmon because they like them.

Well, we've also devolved quickly from Bill Cosby drugging and raping probably hundreds of women, to women making petty complaints about borderline inappropriate shit.

Aziz won't be as ballsy as Miller to just tell her to fuck off.

And the creators of Rick and Morty could be accused of genocide and their fanbase will fight to keep their careers going.

I think Harmon got a pass because he freely admits to being a drunken asshole; there's no hypocrisy to attack, and he isn't accused of anything really bad.

I mean neither was Hoffman or Louis but they didn't get a pass.

Harmon might have got a pass because I believe he outed himself on his own podcast did he not? I mean he also owned up to it pretty epically I listen and it came out of nowhere. I'm actually just intrigued and would like to know more about it because Louis broke me up to hear about but I'd rather know.

It broke you up to hear a dude has certain sexual things he likes doing with the consent of his partners?

I'm just saying they're giving everyone a pass now if they like them. There is nothing on the front page of reddit about Aziz and Louis was front page for days. If nothing, Reddit is a pretty good barometer for 20 something overreacting idiots.

If the Louis stuff came out now, nothing would happen.

Oh I'd agree with you there and I mean I think Louie put it best in his own statement of what why he did was wrong. Just sucks he made people feel shitty if he didn't mean too but at least he owned it. I don't put him with the likes of Danny Masterson who I never saw on front page or Harvey Weinstein. I mean clearly Louis agreed what he did was wrong or could be construed as wrong as he backed out of all his projects. The main one that bothered me with Louis was the ones on the phone where he didn't have consent.

I am of the opinion that if you allow this Keebler Elf to rape you, you deserve it.

Fuck Muslims, the Brown Menace is where the hate should focus. Worshipping a 10 armed lady is only cool if you are a Lovecraftian. The Necronomicon is the true guide to getting the Sugar! Now take me to the Airport little curryman!

What da fuck

I guess you forgot to laff.

Tough guy huh?

I'd like about half of what you've been smoking tonight!

Ok big stinky.

Ok big stinky.

Reddit won't give a shit because they like his bad comedy.

And this sub will care because they hate his bad comedy.

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Keep fighting the good fight brother, the SJWs will never win the culture wars with subreddits like this.

Eeewww, I hope this is bad sarcasm. I could give a fuck about culture wars. I'm just trying to get my dick wet, ya heard what I said?

This sub is regularly used as a anti libtard forum.

Watch how quickly this sub turns on any one that is left of center.

Ok cool

Like a buncha tornados up in this mug

what hasn't aziz stole from louis?

Huh?

i don't explain my comedy, sir! not unless you can do the sad clown handshake and prove you aren't a civilian.

sniff

Please Kumail Nanjiani next

and/or Judd.

both are going to come out with sexual allegations against eachother

He'd only be "I'm a man that was forced by Judd to fuck Leslie Mann against my will as he watched."

And/Or James Corden

I think Oprah's probably been a bit heavy handed with some broads.

[The next day, before the woman could figure out what if anything to say to Ansari about the date, he allegedly sent her a text message.

'It was fun meeting you last night,' the message read.

'Last night might've been fun for you, but it wasn't for me,' Grace responded. 'You ignored clear non-verbal clues; you kept going with advances.' She explains why she is telling him how she felt: 'I want to make sure you're aware so maybe the next girl doesn't have to cry on the ride home.'

'I'm so sad to hear this,' he responded. 'Clearly, I misread things in the moment and I'm truly sorry.'](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5267209/Aziz-Ansari-hit-allegations-date-turned-weird.html)

Damage control seems to be happening because the dailymail article is already taken down after 3 hours.

Nobody has ever text "non-verbal clues" to someone.

Right? I'm pretty sure tptb think we are all retarded.

It's still a win-win for us. Either Aziz gets taken down a peg or the feminists embarrass themselves going all-in on a story that clearly reads like bizarre fanfic.

This story reads like some fat hermit bitch on /r/letsnotmeet wrote it

WTF is that shit?

There's a reason you didn't post the full article: "After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine. “It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.”" It's too graphic.

What a story Grace!

It sure is awful when your "rapist" calls you a cab when you tell him you're not interested

Ordering the Uber for his victims is one way he looks good if there were ever charges.

Have you ever been closer than 50 feet from something you were trying to fuck?

"he turned on an episode of Seinfeld. She’d never seen it before. She said that’s when the reality of what was going on sank in."

Did Aziz rape Jim Norton?

blinks uncontrollably

sigh

It's tough man...

Ansari wanted to have sex. She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.

A Brooklyn photographer who’s never seen Seinfeld. Sounds like my kind of woman.

The white wine rapist

She should a ticked the red wine option on the dateomagraph before suckling on his doodad.

This reads like bad fanfic.

'yeah I sucked him off and he ate my cunt, and fingerfucked me, but then this RAPIST wanted to have sex with me! He also tried to assert his dominance by paying for my cab after I declined the sex. Hashtag metoo.'

But a lot less than that counts as rape to feminists now. Even that he used his celebrity to get her to go out with him = rape now.

Awk-waaaaard

I expect better of Uber drivers.

Lmao

Makes perfect sense to me. Never do anything of note or be interesting or have a recognizable name and no one will ever accuse you of anything. That’s why I have none of those things.

Yes and don't date cause that leads to rape.

I’m curious Knicks, are you raping or getting raped on your dates?

Both.

Which did you prefer?

That's private. Stop harassing me.

Thats what this unfunny fuck gets for being a "offended by everything" sjw. This is the world you wanted to shape, now enjoy it biting you in the ass, fuckface.

AzizToo

What a story Grace!

It's sure awful when your "rapist" calls you a cab when you tell him you're not interested

Yass queen

Aziz Aintsorry

"They got dressed, sat side by side on the couch they’d already “chilled” on, and he turned on an episode of Seinfeld."

Sounds like a standard night at The Compound to me...

Fucking overjoyed. Fuck this smarmy little shit.

If Kumail Nanjiani falls I will bust so hard I leave earth's atmosphere.

He’s got rape skeletons, he’s Pakistani.

Hey, bright side, he could come on as the AA Show’s other A now.

You guys just made me read this whole article and I gathered this. She didn’t even know if she’d been violated until she told all her friends and they had to validate it for her. Is this really what I just read? Her reason why it’s assault is because he came off as inexperienced and entitled while he made his move, but since he has a number one selling book, he should know what moves would work and when to do them... what he was doing turned her off and was too soon for her, then she rejected him, so now it’s assault because he stuck his fingers in her mouth and she didn’t like that, but didn’t want to say anything because she assumed he would know she wouldn’t like that... he asked if everything was okay, if they were going to fuck... Which, he then misunderstood that “next time” actually meant absolutely not, and when he went back to just kissing and doing hand stuff he didn’t understand that she was uncomfortable with doing that in the first place... but he should have known that her not saying anything and going along with everything he asked her to do meant she didn’t want to because he’s 34 and not 18... it sucks that she felt uncomfortable to a point she lost interest (because all guys are the same) but he’s only guilty of pressuring her into doing sexual things on a date, and then trying a couple hours later to do it again hoping she changed her mind. He was so disappointing to her to a point of making her cry so it’s assault now? Did I read that right?

Why the fuck was this removed?

Hahahahaha

DIY a drone. Parts from Banggood or aliexpress. Throw in a transmitter. You can have a lot of fun for around $200. That’s for a fully autonomous quad or foam plane. I can do it for that. I have 3DR solos and DJIs and DIYs. I think it’s quite cheap considering the fun and thrill.

You're making a lot of good points here.

sniff

WTF is that shit?