Pink is hot.

0  2018-01-14 by High_Pitch_Eric_

And worth 110 million.

Pink is a hot, multi-millionaire, white, young-ish, famous, talented, female, living in 21st century USA.

She lives in a mansion, with pool, in an exclusive, private hilltop suburb, of one of the richest cities, of the richest country in the world.

OK. But why is this here?

Well, a few reasons.

  1. I, like many of you, recently finished busting my balls in actual work. The type which the millionairess princess in question will never have any actual knowledge of.

  2. While the high voltage cables passed overhead today, and the industrial vehicles sped past me, Pinks self indulgent whinge-fest 'what about us' was playing in the background.

  3. During this time a portion of Pinks hundred million plus fortune was offshore somewhere earning more in interest than my annual salary.

  4. I like pointing out hypocrisy and bullshitters.
    And since this place is full of obnoxious fat loudmouths I felt this was the perfect place to sow this particular seed of my contempt.

This cunts underdog, 'tough chick' image is complete and utter fucking bull shit. Shes super rich, hot, with every imaginable advantage simply laid at her feet. Has never lived an adult life outside of the realm of the beautiful people.

Then on top of it all, she makes her 'one percenter' millions off presenting herself as a voice of the broke unfortunate wage slaves.

Oh Hey Pink, big fan, I'm a poor wage slave, can I come in to your massive mansion.

ooohh no, guess not, waaaah, make a video, what about MEEEEE, so who's in the 'what about meeee' video?

Oh look its some guy carrying a hacksaw blade in one hand as he climbs a tower crane, what about meeee.

Cut to a crying laborer being consoled by his foreman, a splinter in his likkle fingy, what about meeee.

Ohhh its the tragic view of the filthy 'eating area' booo hooo, and the 'toilet area' that god forgot ... what about meeeeee.

fucking self pitying songs been played 192 million times on youtube, and i guarantee as each snowflake wept at its beauty and the unfairness there was two things happening, one was some guy clocking in at 5am, and the other was Pink sunning her hypocritical rich cunt on a yacht somewhere in the Caribbean.

26 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-01-14

What the fuck is the matter with you? Are you black or something?

1  xyz4 2018-01-14

I'm guessing he's about 30-35, white, from a primarily blue-collar upbringing, went to a shitty tech school or two-year state school and got an associate degree in a field he couldn't cut it in. Now working (as he describes) a "wage slave job" probably making $25,000-$30,000 a year maybe more if he lives on the coasts. Drives a 10-15 year old car (maybe pickup) that he works on himself. He is socially literate enough to go on dates and occasionally fucks but girls always giving him the slow fade because he transmits red flags like a motherfucker. Frustrated with his life, feels like everybody is doing well but him, and for some reason has chosen to single out Pink as a member of the "idle rich" to hate even though Pink has a demonstrable talent and works (tours and produces albums). Love it or hate it, Pink has created shit that people around the world love and pay for. Pink will still have a Wikipedia page in 100 years whereas OP leads a pointless life that nobody will give a shit about.

1  aRTie02150 2018-01-14

I read all this hoping for a Vos plug

1  Toss__Pot 2018-01-14

now YOU're writing ridiculously long comment in response to a ridiculously long post.

1  omfgdommy 2018-01-14

damn bro you really broke it down on a psychological level there!

1  dumbshowreference 2018-01-14

I haven’t seen profiling of this caliber since the great Richard Vos.

1  High_Pitch_Eric_ 2018-01-14

95% correct well done.

Missed the main point though. It may as well be a bank executive singing what about us.

Put some Goldman Sachs suit in the video. The only difference is some tits and makeup.

How the fuck can someone with a golden toilet be the self elected spokesperson for people who clean toilets, and keep a straight face.

That cunt should at least do an evil laugh as she reaps the millions.

Its the economic /fellowkids.

Come on, it can't just be me that sees the irony of a multimillionaires song playing in the workplace background, earning her additional cash from lamenting the hardships of life, as I bust my ass.

It it was a song about the joys of black co.....if it was a song about the troubles of owning a foreign docked yacht I'd say good for her.

Now here's idi amin with his new track 'I'm feelin a bit stressed'.

1  greygooser 2018-01-14

Don't forget this day. Look back on it fondly, as you have just submitted the single worst post in this subs history

1  maynardsabeast 2018-01-14

I'm so glad to read this comment. I truly was worried that the sub has "passed me by" as I read the initial post in absolute horror

1  High_Pitch_Eric_ 2018-01-14

Its an honor.

The thread about cumias possibly greying goatee really made me step up my game.

1  3stepsbackward 2018-01-14

Maybe you should take up a singing hobby and make a few millions, too.

1  High_Pitch_Eric_ 2018-01-14

If I did, and then made millions off a track about how to post excellent reddit threads, it would be the same.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-14

Please, get AIDS.

1  SpudsCuckley 2018-01-14

That's very likely to happen to someone who thinks about Pink this much.

1  UnfunnyFaggott 2018-01-14

No one's got AIDS. I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

1  notSamisGay 2018-01-14

Is she in your trunk?

1  myRrribz 2018-01-14

This isn't a very good Regular Joe.

1  DiamondDave1984 2018-01-14

okay terrific

1  WaterFromTheWell 2018-01-14

I felt hella lame earlier posting a tweet from a parody Ant Twitter account as if it was really him; thinking I just took a shit in the punch bowl...

...and then you came here yapping about Pink.

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-01-14

Can we try and lose this droning cunt gigs in a more enthusiastic way than we did with joseph please

1  bobbacklund 2018-01-14

Regular Joe is going to bring a gun to work soon.

1  Whimling 2018-01-14

She's crankworty but not a closer

1  ryanindayton 2018-01-14

I like her

1  cheddarrooster 2018-01-14

I read the post mostly agreeing and expecting the comments to agree and shit on pink too. However within seconds i was laffing my bawls off at the comments. I mean i was howling. Anyways, good job fam. Gonna go listen to stupid girls and put on my blue collar.

1  MoeGreenVegas 2018-01-14

I like blue better.

1  PHDinSounding 2018-01-14

What ever dude this shit is boring