Yeah, slept through it all. Moving forward, I will now be responding to any alert or alarm with sleep. Better than the faggots who fled to a shelter with Magic Johnson this morning.
You don't wanna go out like a bitch. Dying in your sleep is peaceful. At least that's what the people who sleep their their significant other's deaths tell me. That of course, only makes me more certain that Patton Oswalt brutally murdered his wife.
5 comments
1 OsloJimmy 2018-01-13
why don’t your beta test that one, David?
1 RooRooRahRah 2018-01-13
Yeah, slept through it all. Moving forward, I will now be responding to any alert or alarm with sleep. Better than the faggots who fled to a shelter with Magic Johnson this morning.
1 TheFaustianMan 2018-01-13
You don't wanna go out like a bitch. Dying in your sleep is peaceful. At least that's what the people who sleep their their significant other's deaths tell me. That of course, only makes me more certain that Patton Oswalt brutally murdered his wife.
1 WizardEric 2018-01-13
Duh, happy of course.
1 liquidmachete 2018-01-13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Br8cbHWQs