r/opieandanthony: when they ask u what ur job is

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-01-13

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I am not a pedophile.

1 vichenleyssister 2018-01-13

Racist can enter contracts

Sure they can

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-13

Thank you!

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-13

theeeeres the angle. vurrry gud

1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-01-13

I don't believe it, that's a little farfetched.

1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-13

As a mathematician I can assure you those numbers are way off. It should be the exsecant (exsec(θ) = sec(θ) − 1) and the excosecant (excsc(θ) = exsec(π/2 − θ) = csc(θ) − 1)C [rich vos @ the funnybone]

1 TJMaxxGurl 2018-01-13

...damn

1 d4n4n 2018-01-13

Nobody says Joe was good at this.

1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-01-13

[a + h * 2(-8 + here’s) + %Th€ + thing = $0

1 Aids-Kills-Fags-Dead 2018-01-13

I want a second opinion from opie

1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-13

"What do I do for a living? A living? What do I do? Me? For a living?" Exhales loudly "Well, I, I, I, ... What do I... do for a living?" Nods head "Why, I, well, I can legally enter contracts, for one thing. OK? So, I do that. I enter contracts to... OH! To play music. I'm in a band, I'm a musician." Listens to follow-up question, eyes widen "Other people's music, um, U2 cover band. I'm in a cover - what's that? Yeah, no, not my own... not my own music." Eyes shift side-to-side "Well, no, I mean it doesn't pay much. But my contracts are legal. And I'm not a pedophile. But there's other income source, sure. H-H-Have you ever heard of the, uh, the Opie and Anthony Show? Yeah, no, I didn't... I didn't think so..."

1 StuntPeckah 2018-01-13

"Jesus, Joe..."

1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-01-13

Tribute band*

1 d4n4n 2018-01-13

Important distinction! They play dress-up too!

1 PHDinSounding 2018-01-13

And almost journey

1 WalterWhite2012 2018-01-13

Joe explaining the childhood pact to Anthony.

1 RSC-Tuff 2018-01-13

High school geometry? This is much too advanced for Joe.

1 rewdd 2018-01-13

bit of trig as well

1 JusJusRagno 2018-01-13

I don't remember any of this shit. It seems like I did it but it just fucking evaporated.

1 RSC-Tuff 2018-01-13

White people are so scared... of black people

1 blackirishlad 2018-01-13

and Calculus, I don't think they cover those differentials in Trig.

The weird thing about math is that my mind didn't want to read that stuff when I looked at the picture. Then I looked closer and realized I've worked with all that before.

1 brmlb 2018-01-13

you’re all jealous you haven’t mastered the art of the deal like Joe C. What does he do for a living? How about ironclad blood pacts that entitle him to an allowance for a lifetime, while you plebs punch the clock day after day.

1 Fagghouli 2018-01-13

They probably don't have the same father even.

1 Billyassman 2018-01-13

I'm a gift, that keeps on giving. I am not,am not, a pedophile.

1 spotries 2018-01-13

Ant and Joe's parents sure rolled a couple of gutter balls with those two.

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-13

"residuals"

1 BlackManMoan 2018-01-13

The best part about this is I'm sure he'll see this, over-analyze it, and still have no idea what it means.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-01-13

Lol he has earrings