Artie's sobriety coach

81  2018-01-13 by LongShirtsleeves

21 comments

1  CasinoIndian 2018-01-13

On cheeseburgers, sir.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-13

"Count em up, sir"

1  GraphOrlock 2018-01-13

You set em up, I'll knock em down

1  MoeGreenVegas 2018-01-13

"An outside party is attempting to interfere, sir. A nigger radio host."

1  The-Liberace-Flu 2018-01-13

Too bad he didn't use Vos so we could blame him for relapse

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-01-13

You uh, chopped your career and relationships into little bits. And uh, then you blew your nose up. ... But you are the drug addict here. You've always been the drug addict.

1  rahtin 2018-01-13

The COOK he looked much bigger...

1  WaltTheGooseJenkins 2018-01-13

"Your cohost has a very bad drug habit. I don't think you're aware how bad it is. He is attempting to use that drug habit to ruin your show."

"He is a very strung out boy."

1  AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-01-13

“He is, Mr. Cumia. A VERY strung out boy. A rather fatty boy, if I may be so bold sir.”

1  tylersanders01 2018-01-13

You ain't the man, sir. You run for the man.

1  no_one_inparticular 2018-01-13

Ant and Keith need to be "corrected."

1  Kingpoopra 2018-01-13

Perhaps, a bit more.

1  PrincipalBlackman 2018-01-13

I read that as reality coach. I guess either one works.

1  white_hispanic 2018-01-13

Lol who is this man?

1  Anarox 2018-01-13

From the shining, the bartender

1  KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-01-13

the caretaker nigger

1  Anarox 2018-01-13

Oh right

1  Billyassman 2018-01-13

Sherrod ?

1  hardcheese4ahardbody 2018-01-13

"the sue-ning"

1  Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-01-13

So when do you think we should take Artie to rehab, Wendy?

1  AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-01-13

Ant’s anger management counselor.