Nothing beats that creepy-ass smiling potato sack lady with the skinny arms. Anyone remember the one I'm talking about? I think it was in the third book (My knowledge of children's ghost story collections is my second-most disturbing obsession after the one involving the remnants of a second-string talk radio program, which I've been told is radically effecting my mental health and peckas)
They stopped printing that artwork with the book because too many parents complained it freaked out their children. That spooky shit was classic though.
They stopped printing that artwork with the book because too many parents complained it freaked out their children. That spooky shit was classic though.
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3 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
You're really captured his grotesqueness. Good job!
3 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-12
Thanks
3 anitathequeef 2018-01-12
It takes skill to draw something so poignantly unbeautiful.
1 postope 2018-01-12
It takes a solid pecka to dream up so self-containedly perfect as "Unbeautiful"
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVISSS
2 RealTonySchiavone 2018-01-12
Approaching Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark levels of creepy
1 Jay_Moors 2018-01-12
Nothing beats that creepy-ass smiling potato sack lady with the skinny arms. Anyone remember the one I'm talking about? I think it was in the third book (My knowledge of children's ghost story collections is my second-most disturbing obsession after the one involving the remnants of a second-string talk radio program, which I've been told is radically effecting my mental health and peckas)
1 cbanks420lol 2018-01-12
They stopped printing that artwork with the book because too many parents complained it freaked out their children. That spooky shit was classic though.
1 chickenfan1 2018-01-12
https://memecrunch.com/image/52d96ba11605fb369e0003b2.jpg
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-12
Sam being an ethnic Jew would explain a lot about his horrific personality
1 justneedtologin 2018-01-12
We're truly entering into a golden age of Sam photoshops. I think this one could rival the bald Opie era.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-01-12
Literally the shaft of a penis with simian features.
Very post-modern.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-12
u drew this?
2 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-12
Yeah.
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-01-12
Dude, draw other stuff and post it. This is an enjoyable talent you possess! Are you free to sketch the Kuhn trail?
1 Greg_Hughes_of_Utah 2018-01-12
More like the KUHNT trail, am I right guys? tss
1 BlondeTittyHairs 2018-01-12
Sam Goldberg
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-01-12
Looks like a Clint Howard sock puppet.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-01-12
It looks like the dad from Dunkirk was hit in the face with a pan
1 SickleSellout 2018-01-12
Get off my train!
1 myRrribz 2018-01-12
You ain't got a body no more,son!
1 Aids-Kills-Fags-Dead 2018-01-12
All Sam pic are "What happened"
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-12
He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away
1 Tronald_Dump_2016 2018-01-12
Is this an original or a numbered print? Magnificent.
1 Lord_Nigger 2018-01-12
Is this a scientific representation of a neanderthal's cock? I don't get it
1 Woodstock1999 2018-01-12
Now that's what I call a shitdick
1 blackirishlad 2018-01-12
Too good looking. That brow is too seductively furrowed and those eyes seem entirely too thoughtful.
Other than that, indistinguishable from the genuine article.
1 Opesterino 2018-01-12
I love how people have to correct the ugly pictures of sam by saying its not ugly enough.
what? you don't think sam is a good looking human?
1 boydave777 2018-01-12
he looks like ron howard's brother
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-12
Have you seen THIS MAN wandering your neighborhood?
1 PHDinSounding 2018-01-12
Sam: Whats the biggest thing you ever put in your ass?
Faggot: a beer can
Sam: A beer can? Was it full?
1 cbanks420lol 2018-01-12
They stopped printing that artwork with the book because too many parents complained it freaked out their children. That spooky shit was classic though.