Even then the point is that even the basement dwellers here are god damn talented. 99% of us are casual subreddit visitors. Joe admitted he can't even play guitar well...and he's been playing in a band in his spare time for decades to pay his child support.
It doesn't take basement dweller to find the humour in:
a guy who shows up to a court in white runners + t-shirt, even when broadcasted nationally on TV
claiming he's not a pedophile 6 times without being asked
denying he tweeted words for which ACTIVE twitter.com links exist for all (including archive.is) "because imager"
calls a few thousand random people taking a passing interest in a previously great radio show "online terrorists" because ONE dude spent his time imitating him to cancel his dumb tribute band shows
And you can be an untalented 60yr old leeching off your brother and use a few awkward social rejects as an excuse to feel superior to thousands of people laughing at legitimately funny things.
We ARE talented! We ARE creative! We BELIEVE in eachother! Anthony and Joe Cumia are bad, mean men. We don’t just live in our basement! We ARE worth something, damnit!
This sub has become so gay that it now sounds like a special interest group.
Bro Joe's inadvertent waving of the rainbow flag https://imgur.com/wCpG5s2 (specked with dick flecks of first-hand tranny shit) was the final proof of The Brothers Grumia's failed attempt at shutting this place down.
"Lang leber unser ruhmvoller subreddit!"
"Heute das Opie und Anthony subreddit, morgen die Welt!"
Bro Joe's inadvertent waving of the rainbow flag https://imgur.com/wCpG5s2 (specked with dick flecks of first-hand tranny shit) was the final proof of The Brothers Grumia's failed attempt at shutting this place down.
"Lang leber unser ruhmvoller subreddit!"
"Heute das Opie und Anthony subreddit, morgen die Welt!"
I think I like this one better than Ant getting fucked in the ass by that boy Sue & I truely loved that one, although I never got comfortable with the rectum blood.
Instead of tossing a pissy-pants fit over the rather hilarious comments, observations and insults contained here, Ant should find the two or three funniest O&A sub regulars and offer them "writing" gigs on his "comedy" podcast. I mean how much lowlier than Artie can anyone here really be? I'd wager that at least half of the folks here wash their clothes, comb their hair and brush their remaining teeth semi-regularly, plus it's pretty safe to assume that NO ONE here does as much smack as Artie does, which is a total bonus.
I'd happily "write" for Anthony's show for $5000 a month, no problem. Here's my resume..."nigger", "kike", "fag", "penis", "box", "holy shit". See?
109 comments
18 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-12
Nice touch on the other emails in Uncle Fuck's inbox.
I'd like to contribute somewhere in the region of $60,000 for a few more of these.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-12
It was the best part of the gif
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-12
Thanks for the insight Mr gif reviewer.
16 ShetUp 2018-01-12
You're such a creative boy.
1 NormMcdongloads 2018-01-12
creative boy makes new gif in village near me, many eels!
-2 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
She really is.
I he's got a massive peckhas too.
12 Toss__Pot 2018-01-12
HA HA HA HO_LEE_SHIT
I love the fact there are creatives here... it kinda ruins the argument that it's just moms' basement dwellers with nothing better to do.
Fuckin' talent up in dis muug.
13 JerkStoreJ 2018-01-12
Actually it enforces it because who else would have the free time to devote effort to shit like this. Not that I don’t appreciate it.
5 dmix 2018-01-12
Even then the point is that even the basement dwellers here are god damn talented. 99% of us are casual subreddit visitors. Joe admitted he can't even play guitar well...and he's been playing in a band in his spare time for decades to pay his child support.
It doesn't take basement dweller to find the humour in:
a guy who shows up to a court in white runners + t-shirt, even when broadcasted nationally on TV
claiming he's not a pedophile 6 times without being asked
denying he tweeted words for which ACTIVE twitter.com links exist for all (including archive.is) "because imager"
calls a few thousand random people taking a passing interest in a previously great radio show "online terrorists" because ONE dude spent his time imitating him to cancel his dumb tribute band shows
etc
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-01-12
Sure, both things can be true. You can be talented and still be a fat socially awkward dork
1 dmix 2018-01-12
And you can be an untalented 60yr old leeching off your brother and use a few awkward social rejects as an excuse to feel superior to thousands of people laughing at legitimately funny things.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-01-12
Indeed. All are welcome, friend
1 rahtin 2018-01-12
He never claimed he wasn't a pedophile. He said there had been accusations that he was pedophile. There was no official denial.
2 Toss__Pot 2018-01-12
Nah, people just using this for practise... I got faith in the talent here.
8 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
It makes me feel like I should be doing more but I'm stupid.
But as long as one of u is smarts i can live with that.
1 zm743total 2018-01-12
"It makes me feer rike I shourd be doing more but r'm stupid.
But as rong as one of u is smarts i can rive with that."
This was your peak in creativity.
1 conchopeterpumper 2018-01-12
We ARE talented! We ARE creative! We BELIEVE in eachother! Anthony and Joe Cumia are bad, mean men. We don’t just live in our basement! We ARE worth something, damnit!
This sub has become so gay that it now sounds like a special interest group.
10 RacksDiciprine 2018-01-12
Anthony has shot more than one appliance .. One time he bit and stomped on his dishwasher
1 MrDurden42 2018-01-12
This comment isn't getting the credit it deserves
1 ConflictAddict 2018-01-12
took me a second... nice one.
1 fish_flower 2018-01-12
please explain
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
He had to think about it is the gist of it.
1 866-RonZeroFez 2018-01-12
Holy fuck this is the funniest comment I've ever seen in this subreddit
Well done sir
1 late_50s_why 2018-01-12
shes more like a vacuum cleaner right gang
get it she snorted all his coke
and i bet she doesnt do dishes
1 Cawdor 2018-01-12
ME: We have the faaaawkin funniest listeners in radio
1 SammyLuke 2018-01-12
This is one of the best comments I’ve read in a good while.
9 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-01-12
I like it when the monitor shards cut his face up. Nice touch.
2 Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-12
I thought he always had those scars...?
9 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-12
I watched this 12 times to read all the emails because I couldn't figure out how to pause it
21 porsalin 2018-01-12
here
6 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
Ha ha ha you're great. Please do more.
I have no money to give but I will let u access me anus free of charge.
4 Tom_Stall 2018-01-12
It's completely ruined now.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-01-12
Non-compliant responses are the worst.
1 zenicaone 2018-01-12
not Sub-saharan African?
2 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
Was gonna post this https://imgur.com/a/QTCzE but knew you'd be all over it.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-12
That's some epic quality detail! Like it.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-12
we really do have a lot of bits here at our little corner of the net
-4 packitchofsositch 2018-01-12
Just upload it as a video next time. I'm too annoyed now to care about reading it anymore.
3 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
ANYTHING ELSE YOUR MAJESTY?
8 Shoofro 2018-01-12
The emails were fucking hysterical. My favorite was the one from Opie Radio.
1 dropngo 2018-01-12
You just know it's the beginning of Opie trying to cajole Ant into a pity fuck for old times sake.
1 zenicaone 2018-01-12
screenshot?
8 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-01-12
Do these take a long time? What program do you use? Excellent work, as always. The Ancestry email had me HOWL-ing.
7 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-01-12
These are great and funny as fuck, I need a full blown episode!
3 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-12
It won't be the first full blown thing you've got.
3 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-01-12
Lol, aids
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-12
This sub should start a GoFundMe for a 5 min episode of one of these. Put the Worm's project to shame.
4 Rainbowuser13 2018-01-12
Acer monitor?Weak....
3 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
Acer? I hardly know her.
😁
2 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-01-12
i think OP meant it to be part of the joke
2 pool-is-closed 2018-01-12
It's the Vizio of computer screens.
3 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-01-12
These are amazing. Please use this medium to portray Opie's love for watching skateboarders plow his wife.
2 Ant_Sucks 2018-01-12
People keep complimenting you on the other emails, but does it really take much skill to screenshot his inbox?
2 sheba_sheba 2018-01-12
You’re very imaginative with the source material, porsalin. Even if you are a limey, you’re still aces in my book.
1 ballsymcgee 2018-01-12
Doesn’t excus his crumpet fucking tendacies
2 CuntQueefBalloonKnot 2018-01-12
You are incredibly talented.
2 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-12
Almost as good as a teenager making flash for newgrounds.com in 1999
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-01-12
The good old days.
2 TacoTrots 2018-01-12
Fucking brilliant. More, please!
2 High_Pitch_Eric_ 2018-01-12
lol. god bless the unemployed.
thats some good work, someone should pay the genius oddballs in here.
2 jaimieand87 2018-01-12
Very nice. If I could offer one suggestion it would be for more pockmarks. Pockmarks and trannies are his Trojan Horse.
2 ppeachy 2018-01-12
Hilarious but anth doesn't have anymore guns since he beat his emaciated friends daughter and the police took his guns away
2 Bentori 2018-01-12
You should convert your gifs to videos if they have details like the email screen. Don't want all the jokes to go to waste
1 Snake_____86 2018-01-12
Very well done, but you should of made his dryer lint hair Dego gray.
2 High_Pitch_Eric_ 2018-01-12
have. have.
haaaaave. dumb cunt. theres no should of.
fight me irl.
1 WalterNitty 2018-01-12
opie and anthony compliant XD
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1 loscrenshaw 2018-01-12
why did he have blood on him after the shot?
1 High_Pitch_Eric_ 2018-01-12
monitor pieces flying into his face.
1 Taureg01 2018-01-12
lmao at the ancestry email
1 swoolio 2018-01-12
those emails killed me haha
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-12
how is the last frame not a zoom up to his shaking, enraged face with the gun barrel pointed at his temple?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-12
Porsalin is talented AND good looking. What a package.
You're going to make some muslim woman a happy bride.
1 McGowan9 2018-01-12
Bro Joe's inadvertent waving of the rainbow flag https://imgur.com/wCpG5s2 (specked with dick flecks of first-hand tranny shit) was the final proof of The Brothers Grumia's failed attempt at shutting this place down.
"Lang leber unser ruhmvoller subreddit!"
"Heute das Opie und Anthony subreddit, morgen die Welt!"
1 [deleted] 2018-01-12
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1 Peckahnator 2018-01-12
Anthony would never sit by a desk that good.
1 McGowan9 2018-01-12
Bro Joe's inadvertent waving of the rainbow flag https://imgur.com/wCpG5s2 (specked with dick flecks of first-hand tranny shit) was the final proof of The Brothers Grumia's failed attempt at shutting this place down.
"Lang leber unser ruhmvoller subreddit!"
"Heute das Opie und Anthony subreddit, morgen die Welt!"
1 Toughcrowdd 2018-01-12
You should hook up with Anthony making these like the old cokelogic. Or start taking his old in home videos... Like the beating of BoBo.
1 ppeachy 2018-01-12
/u/porsalin need to be a mod
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1 zm743total 2018-01-12
We want him making more funny shit mocking fallen idiots not playing keyboard cop to degenerates.
1 ppeachy 2018-01-12
That's true too.
1 bigtexans4554 2018-01-12
Fuck mr cumia
1 NormMcdongloads 2018-01-12
Nononono you don't want that. Nononono.
1 porsalin 2018-01-12
I'm a responsible mod
1 ustinkonice 2018-01-12
Monitor could be wider, much wider but 10/10 work either way bud
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-01-12
I pretty much knew what the ancestry.com email was going to say and still I had a nice chuckle.
1 thebudgetgamer 2018-01-12
Did that computer bleed?
1 Macbettz 2018-01-12
Nailed the pockmarks
1 Sicboy69 2018-01-12
I think I like this one better than Ant getting fucked in the ass by that boy Sue & I truely loved that one, although I never got comfortable with the rectum blood.
1 voujon85 2018-01-12
This is gold
1 killer11557 2018-01-12
I watched this 12 times to read all the jokes to go to waste.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-01-12
Acer monitors can withstand two bullets before shutting off? I need to get me one of them!
1 AppleFan79 2018-01-12
Doesn't he use a Mac?
1 otteaux 2018-01-12
Of course he does. He's a faggot.
1 AppleFan79 2018-01-12
HOO-WAH!
1 panasonictooth 2018-01-12
lol 98%
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2018-01-12
gmail... more like shemale tsk tsk
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-01-12
Love it!! What happened to the mouse? (Larry King)
1 DefaultTrash 2018-01-12
Those gunshot holes gave me hardcore Newgrounds flashbacks
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-01-12
Wow. This was great!
1 hardcheese4ahardbody 2018-01-12
le reddit gold!!!
Upboats for you fine sir!
1 DickyMcGrumpy 2018-01-12
Outstanding work! Acer looks about right..
1 zersch 2018-01-12
There has never been more fan art made of Opie and/or Anthony than in the last year.
Long, long after any relevancy either might have held has evaporated.
1 Clamdilicus 2018-01-12
Th emails from Sue lol
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2018-01-12
The low-key double chin is fuckin great
1 Eodr 2018-01-12
Fantastic work
1 TonyZero 2018-01-12
Anthony was so great before all the politickin.'
1 I_suck_farts 2018-01-12
/u/cokelogic better watch out because it looks like there's a new mediocre animator in town.
1 TacolasCage 2018-01-12
Anthony says this sub is fucking with his friends. Does he really consider Joe Matarese as a friend?
1 DerpalSherpa 2018-01-12
I love how he needlessly double clicks the link just like all old people do because they can't unlearn how computers worked in the old days.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM 2018-01-12
im out of the loop here, can someone explain what happened?
0 Slothjew 2018-01-12
Great work. Maybe as an added bonus he could have shot himself at the end? Either way fantastic.
0 Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-01-12
These crappy newgrounds animations make me feel nostalgic.
0 OpiesRetardedKids 2018-01-12
These have never been funny, you limey faggot. Go back to covering soccer.
2 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-01-12
Die.
0 satanssockpuppet 2018-01-12
Instead of tossing a pissy-pants fit over the rather hilarious comments, observations and insults contained here, Ant should find the two or three funniest O&A sub regulars and offer them "writing" gigs on his "comedy" podcast. I mean how much lowlier than Artie can anyone here really be? I'd wager that at least half of the folks here wash their clothes, comb their hair and brush their remaining teeth semi-regularly, plus it's pretty safe to assume that NO ONE here does as much smack as Artie does, which is a total bonus.
I'd happily "write" for Anthony's show for $5000 a month, no problem. Here's my resume..."nigger", "kike", "fag", "penis", "box", "holy shit". See?
1 conchopeterpumper 2018-01-12
This is delusional
3 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
ANYTHING ELSE YOUR MAJESTY?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-12
And you're humble?? You son of a gun.