How many times a day do you think Sherrod bites his tongue?

19  2018-01-12 by Single_Action_Army

10 comments

Study a cow for the answer.

The measurements & weight of a cow's mouth & tongue are exact to that of Sherrod.

When would he NOT be biting his tongue?

never, because he indeed never stops talking/laughing

Never, that's why his mouth is always slightly agape.

Not nearly often enough.

One long bite.

555

Only when he says he's black.

A fawkin billion

Not enough to tear a chunk off and choke to death on it.