The one of right's inner monolog: So this is it Jenny. You're 35, not married, single, no prospects. And here you are, spending your Friday night, sitting next to a retard man-child, cum stains on his pants, who keeps muttering about the Mets in between bragging about his GoFundMe and schnoodle. You've wasted your life. Maybe mom was right, I should have married Brad. He was nice enough. Sure he was a mailman, but that's a government gig. That's good, right?
Bobo's inner monologue: "The realities of this fictional world are an enigma upon me. These poor, destitute, and superfluous females ponder if I am equitable with their genes and their self-perceived high-appraisal. I think not! Through my anguish, I must remember, 'the bell tolls for thee.'"
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3 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-12
The one of right's inner monolog: So this is it Jenny. You're 35, not married, single, no prospects. And here you are, spending your Friday night, sitting next to a retard man-child, cum stains on his pants, who keeps muttering about the Mets in between bragging about his GoFundMe and schnoodle. You've wasted your life. Maybe mom was right, I should have married Brad. He was nice enough. Sure he was a mailman, but that's a government gig. That's good, right?
4 FrankieBianchi 2018-01-12
Bobo's inner monologue: "The realities of this fictional world are an enigma upon me. These poor, destitute, and superfluous females ponder if I am equitable with their genes and their self-perceived high-appraisal. I think not! Through my anguish, I must remember, 'the bell tolls for thee.'"
2 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-01-12
The one one on the right's inner monologue: Ew his hand is sticky
2 Kalikhead 2018-01-12
Maybe he should use his GoFundMe for a shirt that actually fits.
1 lostintime8585 2018-01-12
You know what they say: no honor among scammers
1 literalotherkin 2018-01-12
I see a nice girl, a bitch, and a fat Kapo from a concentration camp.
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-12
I can't wait to see him and Christina reunited on the chip show.