Haha, he doesn't want to do Compound anymore. His drug overdose is an excuse for Keith to tear up their contract and Artie doesn't have to do those shitty shows anymore. Pretty smart of Artie. I hope Anth paid him for a year in advance like a rube.
Probably 10K each...I buy billboards in a non major market and they are still thousands. They also aren't supposed to be your only marketing, you're supposed to couple several types of ads together to target a demographic. A billboard alone will get ignored because people aren't exposed to it long enough to make an impact individually.
Have you tried just dumping a billboard in whatever location the billboard company has been unable to sell? Maybe put a confusing message on there with no "call to action", and placed just before the product becomes unavailable for a couple of weeks?
Because I know you think you're smart about this stuff, but Keith IS a retired beat cop, and a mildly retarded one at that.
Sometimes I buy discount Billboards if I'm running a throwaway campaign that basically goes along with nothing but name recognition. We are always running a total coverage marketing strategy every day of the year I try to run print ads radio ads online ads and billboards because repetition matters. Probably the number one type of marketing that would work for compound media is doing other podcasts the hosts of compound media should be guests on other podcasts and vice versa.
You think he did the minimum amount of time he needed to in a rehab to trick a judge into giving him a reduced sentence for his crimes and that he's going to go back to his habit as soon as the trial ends? Where would he have learned that from?
At least this. He can afford it, so he ought to do it. Except of course he can’t do drugs in a well run rehab.
Daily testing, too. Or, at last resort, Suboxone for life with daily testing for cheating. He cheats once, he is driven to skid row and let out. “Might as well put you here as here is where you will be very soon.”
Hetfield was originally scheduled for 60 days or something, but he took his time, which stretched to almost two years, although it wasn't easy on his bandmates.
I was thinking the same. He has serious addiction, but goes for the same amount of time your average "it's time to stop binge drinking" 23 year old goes for. Wasn't he in the hospital for 3+ weeks of this too? Did he even go to a rehab or just a hospital?
Rehab facilities are a fucking joke. Being in longer than 30 days will just get you bored, and if he just went to his usual celebrity one in LA, then he'd have access to drugs there anyways, so it wouldn't change anything. A week or two to detox is all you need unless you're dumb enough to let yourself be brainwashed into a 12 Step mindset, which is successful for less people than cold turkey.
i agree. I went to my house i have up in the mountains where there is no pills/dope around, sweated it out for a week- week and half and then came back to regular life. granted it took a few times for it to stick for me but it did. before that people talked me into trying the 12 step nonsense but i couldnt get through even one meeting. it was such fucking horse shit nonsense. in my opinion aa/na only works for stupid people
The term pink cloud and also what it means drives me up a wall. That attitude of an infallible conquering hero newly sober people have is really irritating because you can just see it in their eyes that they’ll be back on dope as soon as they stop getting attention.
They always say, the best thing you can do when just getting clean of a major drug addiction is immediately go to work in the entertainment industry where you are handed lots of money. Should work out okay. He's been an addict for 20 years but 32 days sober should fix things right up and all his mental and emotional problems are now cured. Congrats, Art! Welcome back!
Exactly, that "aw shucks, sorry guys" shit sounds lame. It's Compound Media. He could start doing heroin again tomorrow and Ant will be laughing it up with him.
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I don't have time to read all of this now, so I apologize if this has been discussed.
Artie is merely out of the hospital. Assumedly, completely detoxed.
Unless he has 24-hour foolproof surveillance until he gets into rehab, this fool has no shot.
Any hospital that released him under the pretense of "I gotta stop by my show on Monday first, so I'll get to rehab on Tuesday. I'll be fine over the weekend" is junkie speak for "I will be fucked up until a Tuesday. At minimum." has set him up to fail.
And what decent detox facility puts a fresh Artie Lange on the street on a Friday, with no immediate transport by ambulance to the rehab, or the airport to the rehab.
This stinks of another weekend at Artie's, where this time he's actually gonna be the corpse.
I hope to fuck somebody responsible is keeping an eye on this asshole, 'cause Artie 9 Lives is on #8 1/2.
His hearing is in late February. He will probably be facing court ordered rehab. That said, CM can't afford not to have him back. That network is losing subscribers.
Ha. Anthony couldn't wait to go back to his right wing parroting show once Artie split. Anthony and Keith aren't his brothers. They just used his name to prop up their network after Gavin left.
well it was more for mental health than substance abuse it was a so called dual diagnosis program which means they give you pills while drilling the 12 steps into your head. I used to drink 4 beers a day and now I only drink occasionally so I guess it worked. i still smoke weed
Nahh, that shit doesn't do anything. If people figure it out they figure it out, no matter how long you're imprisoned when you get out of you didn't buy it it will catch up w you
Artie’s not a baby gorilla, he’s just s baby. My dad fell off a ladder waaaaah, Howard turned his back on me waaaaaaah, I can’t stop eating waaaaah, make fun of my sister waaaaah. This fat douche’ll back on the junk( that’s gangster talk riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigt) by the super bowl. Fuck him.
Howard is being carried, and has been carried since the Artie years.
On his best day, way back in the day, Howard was nothing more than half a personality, half shock-jock PT Barnum. If you put Howard alone at a mic today, you'd get nothing but geriatric Jewish faggot-farts.
How can these cowardly old men even attempt the facade of tough guy italian on air? "Oh, I hope they'll have me back!", they don't even have the balls to text each other.
I'm missing something. Didn't we just find out that he was still in the hospital as late as last week? I don't think that time gets applied to his rehab.
Arturo is playing with fire. Theyll just toss his ass in jail.
I agree. for aslong as he was using + how much he probably used + having enough money to keep using, i think he should be on methadone because it holds you better than subs. I don't know if being totally clean/opiate free is an option for him at this point without relapsing. I wonder why he's never tried methadone.
Or even vivitrol if he doesn't have the discipline to go dose daily. That vivitrol shot will block all opiates he attempts to do. I blame the rehabs they usually push total abstinence.
Artie and his "32 days sober" will white knuckle into the AA Show next week, and be reminded how Anthony laughed at his court appointed 30 day rehab and is right back to his old shit.
At least boring old Anthony finds his thrills of being drink while staying home and yelling about race on the internet or playing video games.
Besides, the crack staff at Compound Media have such a long history with Artie and surely won't enable him, right? They'll be tough but firm to stand up and say "YOU WILL NOT USE TODAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU" when he threatens to kill one of them for his stash.
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Howard is being carried, and has been carried since the Artie years.
On his best day, way back in the day, Howard was nothing more than half a personality, half shock-jock PT Barnum. If you put Howard alone at a mic today, you'd get nothing but geriatric Jewish faggot-farts.
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8 Peckahnator 2018-01-12
Haha, he doesn't want to do Compound anymore. His drug overdose is an excuse for Keith to tear up their contract and Artie doesn't have to do those shitty shows anymore. Pretty smart of Artie. I hope Anth paid him for a year in advance like a rube.
2 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-12
How much did they drop on those billboards? Probably $10,000?
2 fokm 2018-01-12
Pennies on the dollar!
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-01-12
Penises on the dullard
2 Onafloatingboat3 2018-01-12
Probably 10K each...I buy billboards in a non major market and they are still thousands. They also aren't supposed to be your only marketing, you're supposed to couple several types of ads together to target a demographic. A billboard alone will get ignored because people aren't exposed to it long enough to make an impact individually.
1 Jungies 2018-01-12
Have you tried just dumping a billboard in whatever location the billboard company has been unable to sell? Maybe put a confusing message on there with no "call to action", and placed just before the product becomes unavailable for a couple of weeks?
Because I know you think you're smart about this stuff, but Keith IS a retired beat cop, and a mildly retarded one at that.
1 Onafloatingboat3 2018-01-12
Sometimes I buy discount Billboards if I'm running a throwaway campaign that basically goes along with nothing but name recognition. We are always running a total coverage marketing strategy every day of the year I try to run print ads radio ads online ads and billboards because repetition matters. Probably the number one type of marketing that would work for compound media is doing other podcasts the hosts of compound media should be guests on other podcasts and vice versa.
-1 drconn 2018-01-12
If you ever say "rube" again.... It's even cringeworthy when Ron says it.
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-01-12
Shut up ya mark, this is a shoot, not a work.
0 Peckahnator 2018-01-12
Get backta woik!
6 Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-12
Maybe he will have a new rehab story...
"You putting that shit on cheeseburgers" was almost getting old a decade ago
I bet he's already high
4 zenicaone 2018-01-12
on a plane
5 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
also, he's delirious and thinks he's talking to Howard.
https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/951835411197947904
4 DryTeeth 2018-01-12
30 day rehab is a fucking joke too. With this fuckers history, if he were serious about being sober, 90 days.
This was "how many days can I do to make judge think I tried -- so I can get back to using again"
Artie has made decision he's gonna snort H until he dies. Hasn't killed him yet - why stop? So he gets an extra 7 years?
8 Touch_Of_Red 2018-01-12
You think he did the minimum amount of time he needed to in a rehab to trick a judge into giving him a reduced sentence for his crimes and that he's going to go back to his habit as soon as the trial ends? Where would he have learned that from?
2 street_philatelist 2018-01-12
90 day in patient, 6 month halfway house and then a 6 month 3/4 house.
2 aphilsphan 2018-01-12
At least this. He can afford it, so he ought to do it. Except of course he can’t do drugs in a well run rehab.
Daily testing, too. Or, at last resort, Suboxone for life with daily testing for cheating. He cheats once, he is driven to skid row and let out. “Might as well put you here as here is where you will be very soon.”
1 EastSideDan 2018-01-12
Didn't James Hetfield enter like a 18 month rehab program for alcohol?
And Artie does 30 days after numerous overdoses and two serious suicide attempts.
Seems about right?
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
I never heard of Artie overdosing, when did that happen?
1 snargfursk 2018-01-12
Hetfield was originally scheduled for 60 days or something, but he took his time, which stretched to almost two years, although it wasn't easy on his bandmates.
2 Pale_Pen15 2018-01-12
What a complete waste of time
1 Onafloatingboat3 2018-01-12
I was thinking the same. He has serious addiction, but goes for the same amount of time your average "it's time to stop binge drinking" 23 year old goes for. Wasn't he in the hospital for 3+ weeks of this too? Did he even go to a rehab or just a hospital?
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-01-12
Any 23 year old who goes to rehab is a bitch
1 rahtin 2018-01-12
Rehab facilities are a fucking joke. Being in longer than 30 days will just get you bored, and if he just went to his usual celebrity one in LA, then he'd have access to drugs there anyways, so it wouldn't change anything. A week or two to detox is all you need unless you're dumb enough to let yourself be brainwashed into a 12 Step mindset, which is successful for less people than cold turkey.
1 Control_F 2018-01-12
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
i agree. I went to my house i have up in the mountains where there is no pills/dope around, sweated it out for a week- week and half and then came back to regular life. granted it took a few times for it to stick for me but it did. before that people talked me into trying the 12 step nonsense but i couldnt get through even one meeting. it was such fucking horse shit nonsense. in my opinion aa/na only works for stupid people
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-01-12
Artie saying that is not a big deal.Howard without his wig would kind of look like Ant
1 pastorpotluck 2018-01-12
I doubt he's talking to Howard but if he is what could be lamer than tweeting to brag about it. I dare say I find this Lange fella off putting.
5 ReDMeridiaN 2018-01-12
Is there anything more douchey than a newly sober junkie.
4 bonniesretardsister 2018-01-12
A man who has been sober 32 years from drinking a few wine coolers and arguing with his dad once.
13 Zazz_Lacker 2018-01-12
I want to know more about this argument between Jimmy and his father. I've heard about it a few times but never any details.
I imagine though it went something like this:
Jim Sr.: "Jim you're acting like a faggot. Your mother and I would rather you drink than be a faggot. Please stop being a faggot."
Jimmy: blinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblink
4 killtheumpire 2018-01-12
Jimmy: looks to Ant for approval
1 Shoofro 2018-01-12
Jimmy: I don't know dad. That's a tough one.
3 BoatHack2 2018-01-12
"I was more animal than man!"
1 PrincipalBlackman 2018-01-12
Bailey Jay is an old bitty!
2 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-12
Good point.
2 SavePoonerman 2018-01-12
One day at a time bro, you don't change because you want to change, you change cause you HAVE to change.
3 ReDMeridiaN 2018-01-12
Hehehe I’m allergic to drugs and alcohol................😏..................I break out in handcuffs HAHAHAHA
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
what are your favorite na keytag slogans? I like duct tape grey stick & stay
3 ReDMeridiaN 2018-01-12
The term pink cloud and also what it means drives me up a wall. That attitude of an infallible conquering hero newly sober people have is really irritating because you can just see it in their eyes that they’ll be back on dope as soon as they stop getting attention.
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
I like when they get like 1 year clean and start speaking at meetings.
3 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
especially the guys you know aren't clean
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2018-01-12
Listen, honey. I'm a gentleman so I'll actually ask.
Want to see my dick?
5 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2018-01-12
That a boy Artie, go rain on that alt right parade!!
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5 zizek1123 2018-01-12
cough Hey Gar...
4 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-01-12
I thought when I clicked on the link I was going to get a bunch of Vos dates. I guess I'm somewhat dissapointed.
4 52017 2018-01-12
They always say, the best thing you can do when just getting clean of a major drug addiction is immediately go to work in the entertainment industry where you are handed lots of money. Should work out okay. He's been an addict for 20 years but 32 days sober should fix things right up and all his mental and emotional problems are now cured. Congrats, Art! Welcome back!
3 JSoupL 2018-01-12
"i am not sure they'll have me back."
What the fuck else would they do? Lean on fat Macklemore Dave Landau to take over? If Artie actually doesn't come back it's because he didn't want to.
11 JesusHDice 2018-01-12
Exactly, that "aw shucks, sorry guys" shit sounds lame. It's Compound Media. He could start doing heroin again tomorrow and Ant will be laughing it up with him.
5 PhilipMarma 2018-01-12
Yeah he did that aw shucks routine on Howard for years until Howard finally agreed with him and cut Artie off.
2 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-01-12
He then continued it saying ah shucks Howard won't have me back over a little suicide attempt
3 Sicboy69 2018-01-12
He could join Isis & Compound Media would happily welcome him with open arms, he’s basically all they have at this point.
3 ant_the_repeater 2018-01-12
YAH HA HA HA HEROIN HA HA HA HA
-2 brobrobrobro1234 2018-01-12
Dave Landau or Aaron Berg. Both great options as new co-hosts.
Berg is a rising star.
2 grocery_man 2018-01-12
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-12
Good job pulling my peckah sir
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
I dont mind dave landau, hes pretty good. but aaron berg stinks.
3 FatMosque 2018-01-12
Regardless I assume they will keep charging the higher rate per month
3 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-12
You don't think Mr. "I don't even care if he shows up A-HAA-HAA!" has high standards for his business partners?
2 karlatkins 2018-01-12
Landau is pretty fucking funny though.
3 edfromla 2018-01-12
No he isn’t
3 holodog 2018-01-12
what's that, about 2 weeks of rehab? That's all you really need, isn't it?
3 TacoTrots 2018-01-12
I wish you enabling CM subscribers would knock it off already.
There needs to be a speed-up of Artie's death and Ant's return to the world of HVAC.
3 CuckistaniSacrifices 2018-01-12
Sooooooo.....who wants to bet he'll be high again before summertime?
6 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2018-01-12
Sun down....there i fixed it for you.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
I was thinking more along the lines of lunchtime...
1 Onafloatingboat3 2018-01-12
Just watch for standup gigs, then we'll know.
1 az116 2018-01-12
He has one tonight. It's over.
1 Onafloatingboat3 2018-01-12
Holy shit he does!
3 semihat 2018-01-12
Artie is like Pinocchio. We can tell if he's lying if his nose grows.
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3 ffffantomas 2018-01-12
I was really hoping he'd die in the faint hopes it would irritate the retards that subscribe to that nonsense.
3 jjoharanyc1 2018-01-12
I don't have time to read all of this now, so I apologize if this has been discussed.
Artie is merely out of the hospital. Assumedly, completely detoxed.
Unless he has 24-hour foolproof surveillance until he gets into rehab, this fool has no shot.
Any hospital that released him under the pretense of "I gotta stop by my show on Monday first, so I'll get to rehab on Tuesday. I'll be fine over the weekend" is junkie speak for "I will be fucked up until a Tuesday. At minimum." has set him up to fail.
And what decent detox facility puts a fresh Artie Lange on the street on a Friday, with no immediate transport by ambulance to the rehab, or the airport to the rehab.
This stinks of another weekend at Artie's, where this time he's actually gonna be the corpse.
I hope to fuck somebody responsible is keeping an eye on this asshole, 'cause Artie 9 Lives is on #8 1/2.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
you may be right but its possible he was actually in a rehab and that article was bullshit. I wouldn't exactly call RadarOnline a trusted news source.
1 jjoharanyc1 2018-01-12
Has it even been 30 days since the nose Twitter pic?
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
its been 36 days
1 Onafloatingboat3 2018-01-12
He's admitted to hiding drugs in his house. So it's almost definite he has them there now...how can he possibly make it any length of time?
1 Onafloatingboat3 2018-01-12
He went straight to do standup tonight. Insane.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
thats always a good idea there sure isnt any coke/dope in that business
2 bhp6 2018-01-12
The co host is gonna 'stop by' his show
5 vichenleyssister 2018-01-12
Aka pick up drugs from Keith's evidence storage connection
5 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
Probably gonna go after Ang.
I wouldn't wanna be in that guy's shoes.
1 chippersan 2018-01-12
" Not sure if they'll have me back" What the fuck else are they going to do??
2 realister 2018-01-12
Over under how many minutes he will be late on monday?
2 RealTonySchiavone 2018-01-12
He's out of the hospital, not rehab.
2 Sthenine 2018-01-12
sure..I'll "stop by" what's suppose to be a permanent gig-I'm a real worker bee fucking genda-loon
2 Audibledogfarts 2018-01-12
Lol like Ant would stop him
2 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-01-12
he’s the junkie we deserve.
2 pastorpotluck 2018-01-12
It's so reassuring that Artie loves his fans. Those guys are the best!
2 Uboat1940 2018-01-12
His hearing is in late February. He will probably be facing court ordered rehab. That said, CM can't afford not to have him back. That network is losing subscribers.
2 grocery_man 2018-01-12
It never had much to start with.
1 MayShoe 2018-01-12
Yep. I ended my subscription. Bored as fuck with most of the shows.
2 OedipusOrca 2018-01-12
Dead by Sunday.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
Heres the tweet saying hes gonna stop by the show:
https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/951835909745463296
what it says: I’m gonna stop by the AA show Monday. After AA. I am not sure they’ll have me back. But I fucked up. Keith and Anthony are my brothers.
5 BoardroomBimmy 2018-01-12
Ha. Anthony couldn't wait to go back to his right wing parroting show once Artie split. Anthony and Keith aren't his brothers. They just used his name to prop up their network after Gavin left.
2 xdavidjx 2018-01-12
there is no way Ant lets him in when Milo is there. It would be Chris Hansen all over again.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
Over/under on how many days(or hours) till he is using again?
3 Nobodysatx 2018-01-12
I bet he took a nice fat bump to ease the nerves right before he tweeted.
4 BergStonewall 2018-01-12
It’s understandable. Drugs are pretty relaxing.
2 bonniesretardsister 2018-01-12
There's no way he can stand doing the show sober if he clearly didn't like being there loaded.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-12
Too late.
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
he needs to go to sober living
3 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-12
Sounds like you are speaking from experience, dear.
5 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
Yeah i was in rehab for 3 months and a halfway house for 9 months. Im high right now
2 boring_oneliner 2018-01-12
rehab for what?
3 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
well it was more for mental health than substance abuse it was a so called dual diagnosis program which means they give you pills while drilling the 12 steps into your head. I used to drink 4 beers a day and now I only drink occasionally so I guess it worked. i still smoke weed
4 Onlytetoruna43 2018-01-12
rehab for 4 beers a day? Jesus I'm more then a alcoholic then I thought.
3 boring_oneliner 2018-01-12
That makes sense. Although crack could have explained your ashy nipples.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-12
Where do you live?
0 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
Florida
7 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-12
Yikes. Probably not a good state for a junkie.
-10 bsmanx 2018-01-12
Real salt of the earth guy here. Jesus Christ you're a fucking douche.
6 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-12
I just need my container of coffee and I get to work when the foreman tells me.
3 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-12
Tss, better than PEPPER of the Eart'
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-12
Nahh, that shit doesn't do anything. If people figure it out they figure it out, no matter how long you're imprisoned when you get out of you didn't buy it it will catch up w you
2 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
very true. 2 girls oded and died while I was in treatment
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-12
Oh. Just about the bare minimum time he legally had to do.
Seems legit.
2 LarryKleist711 2018-01-12
On his kids Pauly, he's clean this time.
2 ChipperClegane 2018-01-12
Coincidence.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-12
Artie’s not a baby gorilla, he’s just s baby. My dad fell off a ladder waaaaah, Howard turned his back on me waaaaaaah, I can’t stop eating waaaaah, make fun of my sister waaaaah. This fat douche’ll back on the junk( that’s gangster talk riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigt) by the super bowl. Fuck him.
2 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-12
Was the Super Bowl this morning?
1 FriendToHumans 2018-01-12
I don't recall him saying "waaaah" each time. They pay him to talk about his life.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-12
Dana fucked a titsoon. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaasass
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-12
They brought in a really attractive girl that's attracted to fat guys and I had a meltdown, waaaah
1 Sicboy69 2018-01-12
Riiight already gettin high at the crib, that’s gangsta talk for house riiiiighttt!
2 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-12
Jeter hit into a double-play. Where’s my works? ( that’s gangster talk for drug paraphernalia riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight) Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-01-12
I hope my father brings by some drugs tonight because malt liquor is no fun without amphetamines
and I'm audi 5000
2 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-12
Cool.
0 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-01-12
ai baas ofno mi maang, stapavond broer check je straks
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-12
Huff more jenkum.
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1 Peckas1 2018-01-12
Unlike Howard, Ant can't carry a show by himself.
9 joomommyhappy 2018-01-12
TIL Peckas1 hasn't listened to Stern in 15 years.
Howard requires a small army to do a show.
-2 Peckas1 2018-01-12
He's a politically correct dipshit now, but he still has the ability.
2 joomommyhappy 2018-01-12
No, he doesn't.
Howard is being carried, and has been carried since the Artie years.
On his best day, way back in the day, Howard was nothing more than half a personality, half shock-jock PT Barnum. If you put Howard alone at a mic today, you'd get nothing but geriatric Jewish faggot-farts.
5 disgrace_command 2018-01-12
Stern show in 2018 makes Opie Radio sound like a good time
3 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-12
Anthony can carry a show by himself if he tries to be funny and takes a break from crime statistics.
1 grocery_man 2018-01-12
Nope he's better as the 2nd mic and chipping in with jokes.
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1 FaggotBannedKeith 2018-01-12
How can these cowardly old men even attempt the facade of tough guy italian on air? "Oh, I hope they'll have me back!", they don't even have the balls to text each other.
2 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-12
Little fuck wont even look at me...
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
the cunt wont even look at me*
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-12
Did he say cunt? Shit.
1 KennethFresno 2018-01-12
People that announce they're 32 days clean usually stay sober right? Right?
1 SpaceEdge 2018-01-12
It's easy to get 32 days when you're bedridden in a hospital.
1 CardinalMcGee 2018-01-12
For his sake I hope it works. For our sakes I hope he’s busted again within 24 hours.
1 Billyassman 2018-01-12
Keith, get him to sign the insurance policy.
1 Throwaway98709860 2018-01-12
"One day at a time"
Good thing he got such insightful and deep advice in rehab
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-01-12
I'm missing something. Didn't we just find out that he was still in the hospital as late as last week? I don't think that time gets applied to his rehab.
Arturo is playing with fire. Theyll just toss his ass in jail.
1 68rouge 2018-01-12
I didnt think that a court mandated rehab would only be 30 days.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-01-12
Its usually 3-6 months - depending on severity.
I have no idea what the fuck Artie is doing. A judge will absolutely toss him in jail if he's in non compliance.
1 evelkaneval 2018-01-12
Cue Artie going back to his podcast to shit talk Ant and Keith if he's been fired. Same old tired bullshit.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-01-12
Artie should be n methadone or Suboxone or even the opiod blocker vivitrol. He's a lifer he's not going to be able to stay clean without medication.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
I agree. for aslong as he was using + how much he probably used + having enough money to keep using, i think he should be on methadone because it holds you better than subs. I don't know if being totally clean/opiate free is an option for him at this point without relapsing. I wonder why he's never tried methadone.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-01-12
Or even vivitrol if he doesn't have the discipline to go dose daily. That vivitrol shot will block all opiates he attempts to do. I blame the rehabs they usually push total abstinence.
1 68rouge 2018-01-12
He is such an attetion seeker. This dude will not stop
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-12
He's only clean and sober for a month because he's was in fucking jail most of that time...
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
He wasn't in jail for any of it
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-01-12
Artie and his "32 days sober" will white knuckle into the AA Show next week, and be reminded how Anthony laughed at his court appointed 30 day rehab and is right back to his old shit.
At least boring old Anthony finds his thrills of being drink while staying home and yelling about race on the internet or playing video games.
Besides, the crack staff at Compound Media have such a long history with Artie and surely won't enable him, right? They'll be tough but firm to stand up and say "YOU WILL NOT USE TODAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU" when he threatens to kill one of them for his stash.
Good luck, bro.
0 John_Gulbunny 2018-01-12
He’s an asshole if he quits the show. He was starting to have Anthony be funny again, now he’s just going back to the same old BS
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
yeah ant was becoming ant again finally then he reverted right back to alt right/black stat radio before artie even got into the car to go to rehab
-1 Kalikhead 2018-01-12
Will he be on the days that Milo and Gavin wont be there?
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-1 notSamisGay 2018-01-12
Bitch ass nigga Artie always tryna git attention. Just die dopehead.
0 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
Florida
4 zenicaone 2018-01-12
on a plane
6 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2018-01-12
Sun down....there i fixed it for you.
2 joomommyhappy 2018-01-12
No, he doesn't.
Howard is being carried, and has been carried since the Artie years.
On his best day, way back in the day, Howard was nothing more than half a personality, half shock-jock PT Barnum. If you put Howard alone at a mic today, you'd get nothing but geriatric Jewish faggot-farts.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
I was thinking more along the lines of lunchtime...
1 Onafloatingboat3 2018-01-12
Just watch for standup gigs, then we'll know.
1 az116 2018-01-12
He has one tonight. It's over.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-01-12
yeah ant was becoming ant again finally then he reverted right back to alt right/black stat radio before artie even got into the car to go to rehab