Request: Photos Ant tweeted that were soon deleted when they didn't receive the reaction he was expecting.
84 2018-01-12 by SpudsCuckley
One of his barely legal girlfriends invited a few girls over to the compound & Ant posted photos of these girls in his pool & jacuzzi with some shitty caption, like people were going to see him as this Hugh Hefner figure.
Problem was the girls looked to be about 15. One had braces, another was a little fatty.
The comments were brutal & the photos quickly disappeared.
If anyone has them, they might come in handy the next time he has a meltdown about this place.
88 comments
5 KangolVos 2018-01-12
"So uh...Mr. Cumia? Can we go home now?"
"Mr. Cumia! Haha holy shit! Mr. Cumia is my father! Call me Anthony. And no, you cannot go home."
2 feelmikehawk 2018-01-12
Pasty North American Whitefish
2 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-01-12
That girl who built the AT-AT sure was a fuckin cutie haven't seen that pic in awhile
2 Billyassman 2018-01-12
Sad so fucking embarrassing and sad.
1 IggysGlove 2018-01-12
Those girls were bottom of the barrel for being so young.
Anthony is a millionaire and gets girls I wouldn't have banged in high school.
Can you imagine if he regularly dated grownups?
2 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
Ass grease and all he should've held on to Nicolini like his sexuality depended on it.
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
Before his marginal fame the best he could do was a 4 that was Joe's sloppy seconds.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-01-12
She was a strong 2 to light 3
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
4 probably was a bit too kind.
3 AngeloMacon 2018-01-12
She had nice tits. I guess if you were a big tit guy you could stretch to a 4.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
shurrrre
1 Ironhawk05 2018-01-12
you're far too kind
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-01-12
If lady Di is a 1 and stalker patty is a 2 I feel a strong 2 is fair
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-12
Yeah, he married it too. Even worse
1 dugoutdougradio 2018-01-12
The entire Leanna Kennedy courtship and relationship does not get nearly enough attention.
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
Care to shed some light?
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-01-12
As far as I know he groomed her and then started dating her when she turned 17. He went to her prom and got kicked out because everyone was disgusted. After they broke up (years before she could even legally drink alcohol) he was heartbroken and that’s when he said that he doesn’t think love is real.
8 BoardroomBimmy 2018-01-12
This is where the whole "Everyone is jealous of Ant for fucking young girls" thing falls apart. He does fuck young girls, sure. But he isn't out there slaying mad pussy. He gets into loving relationships with these nutcases and pays for all their stuff like an idiot. He's basically married to them.
And this is why Anthony is fucked in the head. He isn't attracted to hot young girls. He grooms average looking young girls with mental issues and falls in love with them. He's sick. His lifestyle isn't some cool whirlwind of fucking and excitement. It's basically married life, except the girl is a child bride with braces. They play video games and watch Fox news together.
Nobody is jealous of that. It's fucking silly. And then, surprise surprise, the emotionally unstable girl does something fucked up and the relationship ends in white trash fashion with fighting and the cops being called on them.
I think what's sad is that Anthony is the one who acts like the woman in the relationship. He's the one who gets all lovey dovey. He doesn't think love is real? Haha bullshit. He falls in love with these idiots and gets his little heart broken every single time.
7 white_hispanic 2018-01-12
Im reading a book on Picasso and he was the same way. Well into his 60s he would constantly turn out and abuse newer, much younger girlfriends so the security guards who worked at the bank vault he kept his paintings would make comments to him about how jealous they were.
4 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
Down-low Pockasso
2 WiretapStudios 2018-01-12
The Life Of Granpablo
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-12
So you're saying Ant will be minus an ear in no time?
2 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
Anthony Van Gogh
1 white_hispanic 2018-01-12
Yeah that's van Gogh dude
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-12
Tss, yeah, like van 'Gogh get some paint,' er sum'm, right?
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
Picasso also fucked his cousin. I bet Ant has some incest stories tucked away.
1 ZigginZaggin 2018-01-12
But he never got called an asshole.
3 Uboat1940 2018-01-12
Can someone tweet this post to Anthony?
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-01-12
Haven't you heard? Brother Joe said the fun is all over, and that we are never going to be acknowledged again.
1 omfgdommy 2018-01-12
and thats my biggest problem with ant. its like he didnt listen to a word patrice said.
1 dackots 2018-01-12
He didn't. No matter how much sense Patrice was making, Ant always viewed him as inferior.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-01-12
All so true. They're never "holy shit that girl is only seventeen?" type girls, they're "oh my god what is she, like seventeen?" type girls. No one is envious of those scrawny adolescent girls he snares, it just makes people uncomfortable.
2 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-12
what a fag
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
I remember there was some drama with him not being allowed to attend his girl's prom.
How can somebody have so little shame?
1 SuaveRico 2018-01-12
When you making millions a year you think you can do whatever the fuck you want.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-12
Well, the FBI has these statistics...
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
Notice how he always glosses over THOSE ones.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-12
Is Ant mentally stunted in his teen?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-01-12
Her name is Ileana and he had been grooming her, then she turned 17 and he cheated on the model with her. Her parents should feel like pedophile pimps for letting their child fuck Anthony: "The week we decided that us being together wasn’t a good thing, he took a 17 year old fan girl to a taping of a Fox show. She posted photos on her twitter, I saw them and nearly puked. I had talked to him that night and he said he was feeling tired so he wanted to get to bed early and stay at a hotel. Little did I know he was fucking her. I appreciate him trying to shield me from the heartache but it still hurt. He’s a man in his 50s and finds 17 year olds attractive. I just never understood that."http://web.archive.org/web/20120815035626/http://melissawashere.wordpress.com/2012/05/15/trophy-wife-aka-my-life-with-a-shock-jock
1 packitchofsositch 2018-01-12
Reads a little differently now.
1 bhp6 2018-01-12
Is this a recent thing?
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
No this was maybe before Melissa Stetten.
3 helobious1 2018-01-12
It was soon after Stetten. I'm fact, he may have cheated on Stetten with Apology Girl. Or it was another 17 year old. I hate myself for knowing even this much.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
Yes, Anthony has been a pedophile for a few years now.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
Are you developing a new character yet? Feels wrong to read your posts as you.
2 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
This is not the real me.
The real me never made it out of childhood.
I just pretend. I'm more like Opie than I would care to admit.
2 hookahreed 2018-01-12
You got some big jugs?
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
Please stop it.
3 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
Can't be done. It will be out on dvd soon.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-01-12
https://i.imgur.com/i8Fn6Eb.jpg
Does the one on the left have braces? Cant really tell.
6 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-12
imagine him trying to do impersonations to try to entertain them
3 Onaincels 2018-01-12
Rupert Pupkin references make the young girls panties drop.
0 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-12
(upon trying to finger one)
waaaddle dooodel.... boneeedry
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-01-12
Now we’re talkin
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-01-12
Miss the Greaseman? Dude still alive?
1 late_50s_why 2018-01-12
MR MAMA JAY! MR MAMA JAY!
4 --DC-- 2018-01-12
I'd like to point out that the surround on that hot tub and pool are so fucking cheap. Way to go, Cumias. That's a nice 12" concrete ring liner and then simple pebbled concrete. If you weren't niggers I'd think you were Jewish.
2 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-12
Nigga swimmin in a bird bath!
3 DryTeeth 2018-01-12
The 2 on right seriously look like dudes.
Far left...she could be 15.
White top - looks like a 6.
Hahahaha. This is great! He's got a bunch of 4's in his hot tub...2 of questionable gender...and he's putting this out there like..."yep, this is my life"
2 PokeredFace 2018-01-12
"Alright, before I hop in, I gotta get a picture. This is like a dream come true, C'MON!"
2 Peckas1 2018-01-12
The chick with black top produces Cousin Brucie's show on 60's channel on Sirius.
1 scorezman 2018-01-12
She used to sit on Opie's chair in his (the hallway) office when he wasn't there and tweet a pic.
2 no_one_inparticular 2018-01-12
Did Ant hire a few lot lizards from a nearby truck stop to hang out with him?
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
Haha you legend.
Not sure. There was another photo, closer up, where you got a good look & I remember seeing the braces & knowing cunts were gonna tear him to shreds.
2 harriswill 2018-01-12
You kiwi scum
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
Aussie scum.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-01-12
Bitch on far left has no business wearing a bikini. Also, flatsos are scourge to mankind.
3 gnrlysrs 2018-01-12
winnie the pooh body bitches should be gassed
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-01-12
All the way left and second from the right could pass for 15/14
1 PauxFas 2018-01-12
Second from right is the girl Denny told get in the copier and “cooy that ass.”
2 buzzkill_ed 2018-01-12
Good eye.
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-12
white girls are the most attractive girls
3 omega_elite 2018-01-12
Yet ugly white girls are still more attractive than ugly nigs.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-12
Speaking truth to power! You really are an anomaly for this sub.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-01-12
I bet they have 5 inch nipples
1 realister 2018-01-12
15? those girls are old as fuck cmon....
1 doxxbrown 2018-01-12
When you pay 20K for a shitty cruise, you get to jack the towels.
1 Dawgsie 2018-01-12
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the second from the right is almost 30. She works for Cousin Brucie. Name is Lauren.
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5 Dawgsie 2018-01-12
I give zero fucks about your personal history, preferences, or home life.
1 SKARx317 2018-01-12
Annnnnd ITS GONE
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2018-01-12
Lol
1 nointernetforyou 2018-01-12
I'd rather fuck Sue.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-01-12
It's like when you were 18 and your parents were out of town and you invited over that one 16 year old you thought you might be able to fuck and she dragged her ugly annoying friends along and for one brief stupid moment you thought you were king shit because you had four girls in the hot tub but then you realized she just brought them along to keep from having to be around you. And now you look back on it and cringe.
1 Aids-Kills-Fags-Dead 2018-01-12
He is one step from Ian Halperin hiring hookers to hang out with him
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-12
His Highness of Hollywood got blown while playing the saxophone & he nailed Jill Nicolini.
1 edfromla 2018-01-12
Don’t disparage his highness
1 Dawgsie 2018-01-12
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the second from the right is almost 30. She works for Cousin Brucie. Name is Lauren.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2018-01-12
He’s so desperate for approval from strangers.
3 metatarsal_underwear 2018-01-12
If by "strangers" you mean "his dead dad", yes.
3 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-12
Can't be done. It will be out on dvd soon.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-12
Tss, yeah, like van 'Gogh get some paint,' er sum'm, right?