These 2 Heroes could help Anthony, Jim, and Sam.

50  2018-01-12 by UnclePaulsSoul

33 comments

Di Paolo isn't a hero anymore. He's brother Joe from a different family.

where has CQ been?

He's on tour.

A one man tour where he plays both the actor and the audience.

He doesn't like to do business with losers.

Writing another one-man show for 10 people

I don't care if nobody but me watches them. He's a genius.

I didn't get any of the one man show things. I love Colin, but I tapped out on them in 10 minutes, they bored the shit out of me and just weren't that funny. I'm sure they're smart and well written, but..it's just not for me.

Long Story Short is the best comedy special I've ever seen.

Also, Jim Jefferies stole a joke from it verbatim in one of his specials.

I tried to watch the one about the history of the US or whatever, I forget. I think it was before Coloring Book? I don't know, it's just not my style of yuma. Or I'd have to see it live in a theater, watching it on TV just isn't the same. (I saw Florentine's one man show live and I really liked it, but I couldn't imagine having to sit through it on TV)

Unconstitutional was mediocre. Long story short was genius and hilarious. Give it a shot.

I'll try. I wanna see it live, I wish he'd bring it to the west coast god damn it. (And not some obscure area in the middle of the state, like he did last time)

Long Story Short is an old one. He plays weird venues. I live in Chicago and when he came here with Unconstitutional he did it at a theater in ((Skokie)).

Shitty crowd, he would have probably had much better luck in the city.

Imagine a show with CQ, Patrice and Nick... holy shit.

I don’t think Mullen was around when Patrice was alive

Dipalo only talks about the sopranos and about how cool he is because he doesnt watch game of thrones

I agree. He’s great.

I couldnt care less about Sopranos are talking about how cool you are for not watching Game of Thrones. But I still enjoy Nick when he’s not constantly talking politics

Move to the inner city. Then you'll appreciate everything he talks about..

Nick grew up in one of the whitest parts of Massachusetts, and went to college in Maine so I guess I can see why he'd be so annoyed with minorities though

I grew up like Nick, then it was 2010 and i was living in Sweden.

Nick is useful to get some frustration out.

I grew up in Brooklyn & now live in Manhattan, that’s as inner city as you can get & I get annoyed by Nick constantly talking conservative politics, it’s too much.

Agreed. Diapolo can't be stopped when he is trashing someone's appearance, busting balls or Jocktobering someone.

But I really don't need to hear yet another Hannity clone whining about minorities. There are literally endless clips of the Tunisian Trans-Lover doing that from the old days of the Obama election if people want that.

I'll listen to him talk about baking a quiche for an hour, as long as he stays off those fucking phone lines. The show is basically a support group for lonely truckers.

Game of Thrones is for queers

Not to mention they’d increase the general attractiveness of the room.

I'm weak for a good pair of camel legs

Just Nick’s teeth and hair alone are beacons of hope.

I could care less about Sopranos are talking about how cool you are for not watching Game of Thrones. But I do enjoy Nick when he’s not constantly talking politics

Nick is a retarded version of CQ.

Nick is the more direct version of Colin.

Nick made Tough Crowd so good.

Yeah, Nick DiPaolo should really do more IRONIC xD anti-humor like Colin does for 90% of his jokes. That's smart comedy

What about Florentine?

Nick is basically Anthony with less jokes.

You forgot Vos

I don’t think Mullen was around when Patrice was alive

I'm weak for a good pair of camel legs

I don't care if nobody but me watches them. He's a genius.

I didn't get any of the one man show things. I love Colin, but I tapped out on them in 10 minutes, they bored the shit out of me and just weren't that funny. I'm sure they're smart and well written, but..it's just not for me.

Yeah, Nick DiPaolo should really do more IRONIC xD anti-humor like Colin does for 90% of his jokes. That's smart comedy

I'll try. I wanna see it live, I wish he'd bring it to the west coast god damn it. (And not some obscure area in the middle of the state, like he did last time)

Nick is the more direct version of Colin.

Nick made Tough Crowd so good.