In an alternate universe, Artie Lange is a retired longshoreman and looks like this.

0  2018-01-11 by FriendToHumans

12 comments

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-01-11

If he had just gone to work with his dad that day and held the ladder for him ☹️

1  WaterFromTheWell 2018-01-11

Damn! Like that?

1  rykorotez 2018-01-11

I don't think you have any idea what a retired longshoreman looks like.

2  PeeSoup3030 2018-01-11

Yeah I was imagining The Wire season 2 as a best case scenario

2  rykorotez 2018-01-11

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/thewire/images/e/ea/The_Wire-_Horseface.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140916014921

1  user_name321123 2018-01-11

I love horseface

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1  Single_Action_Army 2018-01-11

So, in prison or dead in the water?

-1  Fagghouli 2018-01-11

They all look like movie-stars who have made a living out of sucking cuck?

1  Clit_Beastwood_ 2018-01-11

Yep. Sucking cuck.

1  Fagghouli 2018-01-11

Yeah, sucking cuck.

1  juschippinyababe 2018-01-11

Did you know I put cocaine on my filet of salmon on top of a bed of greens?

1  Fagghouli 2018-01-11

Yeah, sucking cuck.