I've been told that I seem like an entitled tool at times. Meh- let's face it...when I introduced Ant (look no H!) and Opie, I hit fucking lotto. No shit. It took 10 yrs or so to actually start seeing any residuals from that initial introduction, but Ant made good on a promise between family members and brothers. A money grubber, leech, Ant paying me off to stay away from him, an embarrassment...ok, maybe an embarrassment on the air, once or twice...but the agreement and promise we made to each other as kids was no bullshit. If either of us became a millionaire we agreed to do something for the other.
“Ant made good on a promise between family members and brothers”
It was some childhood pact that if one of them made it big they would share. I wonder who is the one that brought the silly thing up in adulthood? Joe was in his mid 40s(and a total failure) when he went to his brother to remind him and to tell Ant to pay up. What a loser.
Any pact you make when a child means nothing at all. To fully expect or feel entitled to something because of a silly childhood pact is a joke. "Ant made good on his promise"...fucking yuck.
I mean we all laugh, but wasn't Joe the guy giving money and favors to Ant for most of their lives? Up until 20 years ago Joe was the rich 'famous' one. He allowed Ant to ride his coat tails and make stupid comedy songs
That's why there are quotation marks around the term dumbass. Joe was about as famous in the 80s and 90s as Ant is in the 2010s. Maybe 100,000 know him but only if they're from the area, and few would pay to hear him live
I wonder who is the one that brought the silly thing up in adulthood? Joe was in his mid 40s(and a total failure) when he went to his brother to remind him and to tell Ant to pay up. What a loser.
tbf it is where Ant practiced performing, playing to crowds and if Joe was giving him money. It's valuable growth, if it is true.
I wouldn't have a problem with Joe getting money from Ant if it wasn't for that fucking pact. Just swallow your pride and ask for help if you need it, don't dress it up like it's anything more.
Joe was in his mid 40s(and a total failure) when he went to his brother to remind him and to tell Ant to pay up.
I wouldn't even give Joe that much credit. He likely lies about the timeline to come off less parasitic. I think the second Ant got the gig with Opie he was guilted into paying all of Joe's bills. He probably tried to explain to Joe that he wasn't making great money but Joe wouldn't have it. "Remember duh pact, big-time radio man?"
You help out family members by throwing them a couple hundred bucks when they're in a tough spot. Joe should be living a struggling musician's life, instead he's a homeowner with a new car and a comfortable middle class lifestyle without ever having to lift a finger
There is nothing wrong if Anthony wants to help Joe out. It is Joe feeling as though he is entitled to it that makes him such a leech. Joe contributed nothing to Opie and Anthony the brand...that was entirely Anthonys humor with the Opster steering the ship.
Since people don't seem to know all the chronicles. Brother Joe set up crowdfunding on Gofundme or one of those and started his own podcast, called "Guilty By Association" (get it?). Again, you can't write things that are this incredibly terrible.
Most or all of the equipment (including lots of amps and instruments, etc.) was funded by Ant.
The fucking retard is living the moocher's dream life and all he does is whine about it. Guitars, cover bands, motorcycles, trannies, pedophilia...what more does he want?
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1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-11
It's almost like that Joe guy is delusional about his talent-level.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-01-11
Or what exactly it is that he is entitled to
0 Fagghouli 2018-01-11
He's a decent musician. Too bad he wasted it on cover-songs.
1 Mcchiseslizzy 2018-01-11
You forgetting about Dara?
0 Fagghouli 2018-01-11
Of course not, good Air Supply-ballad!
1 JMueller2012 2018-01-11
Where did he say this? What a hateable scumbag
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-01-11
Believe it or not it's when he came here to beg for his gigs to stop being cancelled the first time. This was Joe trying to show how humble he is.
1 JMueller2012 2018-01-11
So he actually has admitted to getting an allowance from his brother? That’s not just like autistic speculation from here?
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-01-11
Yup. See here - https://pastebin.com/MHLAKb7P
Skip to section 7 to see him justifying leeching off Ant in detail. It's all based on a pact they made when they were kids.
1 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2018-01-11
Correct. Anthony also said as much on his network...
1 JMueller2012 2018-01-11
Fucking ew
1 Don_Panera 2018-01-11
"I have an ex that literally wishes death on me constantly"
This probably goes for anyone who ever had any interaction with this baboon.
Also... Joe is a bit of a oversharer.
1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-01-11
But definitely not a pedophile
1 BergStonewall 2018-01-11
You guys can talk all the shit you want, but because of Brother Joe standing up for what he believes in, I learned that racists can enter contracts.
Thank you, Brother Joe.
1 brmlb 2018-01-11
definitely Joe. It also reads exactly the way he types up all his facebook posts.
1 harriswill 2018-01-11
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-11
Is that really not some kind of parody written by someone here? Wow...he is a waste of a human life if I've ever seen one
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-01-11
No, that is real.
But giving Ant his hand-me-down ex should have been enough to negate said verbal agreement.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-11
I didn't really doubt it, but still even seeing it come out of his mouth it's hard to personally fathom being that openly worthless
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-01-11
The man reminded us he wasn't a pedophile.
And then reminded us again.
On TV.
When he didn't need to.
He was given an almost literal "WE HEARD YOU" and he still wouldn't shut up about it.
1 aegrotatio 2018-01-11
What a hateable, goldbricking piece of shit.
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-01-11
“Ant made good on a promise between family members and brothers”
It was some childhood pact that if one of them made it big they would share. I wonder who is the one that brought the silly thing up in adulthood? Joe was in his mid 40s(and a total failure) when he went to his brother to remind him and to tell Ant to pay up. What a loser.
1 KenFrezno 2018-01-11
While he is a total jackass, this is not something I smash him for. Imagine you found out they made this pact and Ant didn't give him a dime.
2 DapperDan0979 2018-01-11
I think the difference is, you know Anthony would not hesitate to help him financially whenever he needed it.
But Joe makes it sound like he gets an allowance.
1 loperetti 2018-01-11
How do you feel about socialized healthcare or education?
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-01-11
Any pact you make when a child means nothing at all. To fully expect or feel entitled to something because of a silly childhood pact is a joke. "Ant made good on his promise"...fucking yuck.
1 KenFrezno 2018-01-11
I wish I had a closeted rich brother who sent me checks.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-01-11
I mean we all laugh, but wasn't Joe the guy giving money and favors to Ant for most of their lives? Up until 20 years ago Joe was the rich 'famous' one. He allowed Ant to ride his coat tails and make stupid comedy songs
5 uralldiseased 2018-01-11
This has to be joe
2 Nuwanda84 2018-01-11
Joe..Joe..Joe...selling flip flops in front of a Wal Mart doesn't make you "rich and famous".
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-01-11
Lol what?
Unless you mean "Western Nassau County barflys and cuck-rock boozers recognized him from his cover sets" level famous.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-01-11
That's why there are quotation marks around the term dumbass. Joe was about as famous in the 80s and 90s as Ant is in the 2010s. Maybe 100,000 know him but only if they're from the area, and few would pay to hear him live
2 cakehornnigga 2018-01-11
You are out of your fucking mind. Either you're Joe or some other fatso that populates Anthony's basement.
2 voujon85 2018-01-11
I'm from the area, no one knows him.. come on. People across the country and in the UK know Ant.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2018-01-11
Theyre fuckin Aussies and swedes and Dutch cunts on here as well.. what's this idiot talking about?
1 MozgNet 2018-01-11
t. literally Joe Cumia
1 chickenfan1 2018-01-11
tbf it is where Ant practiced performing, playing to crowds and if Joe was giving him money. It's valuable growth, if it is true.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-01-11
You sir, sound like a faggot.
1 deepdarkz 2018-01-11
I wouldn't have a problem with Joe getting money from Ant if it wasn't for that fucking pact. Just swallow your pride and ask for help if you need it, don't dress it up like it's anything more.
1 dropngo 2018-01-11
I wouldn't even give Joe that much credit. He likely lies about the timeline to come off less parasitic. I think the second Ant got the gig with Opie he was guilted into paying all of Joe's bills. He probably tried to explain to Joe that he wasn't making great money but Joe wouldn't have it. "Remember duh pact, big-time radio man?"
0 Fagghouli 2018-01-11
Well yeah, it was Joe who helped Ant get on the show. Rotgut was their band and you help out family-members.
3 Bams_seed 2018-01-11
You help out family members by throwing them a couple hundred bucks when they're in a tough spot. Joe should be living a struggling musician's life, instead he's a homeowner with a new car and a comfortable middle class lifestyle without ever having to lift a finger
2 Fagghouli 2018-01-11
Sounds pretty nice, i wish my sister had more talent or less morals.
1 crookedmile 2018-01-11
That motherfucker rents
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-01-11
There is nothing wrong if Anthony wants to help Joe out. It is Joe feeling as though he is entitled to it that makes him such a leech. Joe contributed nothing to Opie and Anthony the brand...that was entirely Anthonys humor with the Opster steering the ship.
1 Suibu 2018-01-11
Opster ftw brothaman
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-01-11
nigger
1 jacktorrance6290 2018-01-11
No pride, what a waste of air and space.
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-01-11
I got my friend a job at some decent company. Now I demand money from each paycheck, y'know, for hooking him up
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-11
Hey, you sound like Joe Cumia.
Do you have balding and bosoms too lol
1 dmix 2018-01-11
Typically you get a few grand for referring someone to a good job. Joe expects ex-wife style alliomney out of it.
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-01-11
Yea, if the business has like a referral thing set up, which most don't. Something tells me Gregg Hughes did not for a shock jock radio position.
You're lucky to get a free dinner from your friend if you get them a job
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-11
I introduced a pal to his wife. They got divorced. Does she get some of my cash as well?
1 majin_babidi 2018-01-11
Dude you were entitled to smashing her pussy on occasion and you didn't do it?
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-11
I did it before him. When she was much younger.
1 RahnBayngtin 2018-01-11
Suuuuuurrreeeee
1 Doc_McCoy79 2018-01-11
He must allow you to wet your beak.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-01-11
Lord of the Strings
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-11
The only funny thing Opie ever did was hang up on Joe's phone calls over the years.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-01-11
Getting fired and completely breaking down is kind of funny.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-11
Fair point sir.
1 jokespot 2018-01-11
Yeah Opie was fed up with Brojoe always calling in promoting his stupid mall gigs.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-01-11
And now Opie would kill to promote his mall gigs.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-01-11
The type of conversation you'll hear waiting in line for food stamps.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-01-11
In case you started feeling a bit of sympathy for this leech.
1 WalterWhite2012 2018-01-11
Idiot Joe (not a pedophile) thought that long winded post was going to win people over here. Instead it just gave us a shit load more ammunition.
1 BaggySpandex 2018-01-11
How else would Joe pay for his guitar shirts and white New Balances? With a job?
1 Ministryofdiseases 2018-01-11
Is this the same man that blames illegals for leeching?
1 KangolVos 2018-01-11
I always thought of Joe as the third member of O&A as it was, so this doesn't really bother me.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-01-11
Ant reviewing Brother Joe's show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgxkxzyDnpw
Since people don't seem to know all the chronicles. Brother Joe set up crowdfunding on Gofundme or one of those and started his own podcast, called "Guilty By Association" (get it?). Again, you can't write things that are this incredibly terrible.
Most or all of the equipment (including lots of amps and instruments, etc.) was funded by Ant.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-01-11
The fucking retard is living the moocher's dream life and all he does is whine about it. Guitars, cover bands, motorcycles, trannies, pedophilia...what more does he want?
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1 Guybroman 2018-01-11
If Im playing devils advocate here. If you guys became a multimillionaire, would you not take care of your family?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-11
I didn't really doubt it, but still even seeing it come out of his mouth it's hard to personally fathom being that openly worthless